AN: I'm hoping to really get back into these. Here's what I hope is a funny one, unless the sadness takes over again.

Skulduggery, Valkyrie, Tanith.

I put the lime in the coconut

Why would you do that?

But did the watermelon speak the truth?

What the hell are you two talking about?

The melon lied to lemon to get back at the banana

All the banana wanted was love!

Are you drunk?

Mildly

Valkyrie, shhhhhh the strawberry's have ears

How could a strawberry have ears

Nye?

NYE PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT!

How dare it! It knew their love was forbidden

I'm going to leave now

No! Skully-kins stay!

You need to stop drinking

But the tomato told us to

Tomatoes cannot talk

They can if you belieeevveee

Use your immmaaaginnnattiiioonn

I'll be sure to use whatever you just said once your both sober

AN: I did a thing. Since the last one was kinda boring and stupid I wrote this one. I'll be doing the requests from now on. Hopefully.