Skulduggery China
Why would you eat my chicken?
Because you're a skeleton
But it was mine
I was hungry
He was my best friend
It was fried
He liked to sun tan
Skulduggery, are you okay?
No, you ate my only friend
You'll make new friends
But I loved him
You can't love a chicken
What do you know about love?
Fair enough
Oh, Harold I miss you!
Harold?
He was a well-educated chicken that went by the name Harold. He practiced the art of stealth and disguise.
He must have been lovely
He was until you ate him!
I was dying of hunger
It's not my fault you have a weakness
How is the need to eat a weakness?
If you didn't need to eat Harold would still be here! He had a family, China!
I apologized for eating him, but I still don't see how being human is a weakness.
Apologizing won't bring him back!
I'll buy you a new chicken
HOW DARE YOU! Harold was one of a kind!
I'm sure there's another one of a kind chicken out there that can take his place
He'll never be Harold!
Skulduggery, why did I just get a call saying you've started a group called Avenging Harold?
Harold shall be avenged!
How did you get people to agree to this?
Harold was a friend to all!
AN: It's five in the morning and I'm sleep deprived. I think it's funny. I probably won't in the morning. L I've been surviving off fried chicken for the past three days. I'm in a chickeney mood. I'm sorry.
~After sleeping~
I've had to do so much editing to this. I spelled I'm like ime. I had to delete most of the AN due to embarrassment. I have been surviving off chicken for three days, because of my birthday party. They wanted chicken and they didn't eat it. #AvengingHarold No, don't do that me. Sorry.
~Responding ~
Iris Dexterous: Look I did one of your suggestions! I've started a few of the other ones as well. Nye and Kenspeckle is the best so far.
PhobbyWriter: That sounds beautiful. You should be proud of singing in a spiderman mask. I have about 12 videos of my friend Mina dancing, eating chicken, and twerking in a chicken mask. I've also made the lime in the coconut dirty. I make everything dirty. It's a curse.
Aeyla Skywalker: You yelled at me, meanie. Jk. Glad you liked it.
Naenae00: :3 I felt the need for a face
Luna Shadows: You're hilarious! The shadowwolf thing is awesome.
Layla Knowe: I always get Gracious and Donagan (spelling?) confused so if you could give me a quick summary of him that would be most helpful.
Final Nexus: Thank you :3 An Evil Hampster and Skulduggery sounds beautiful. I might make one where the gang starts singing Weird Al Yancovick songs.
Thank you for reviewing! It makes me happy. I sent my friend a picture of the reviews and was like I told you I'm funny! My friends find me annoying. Thanks again. Ugh I just drank vinegar thinking it was my water. The bottles look alike! Anyway, bye bye!