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A whistle resounded down the creamy corridor followed by the solid tapping of feet on the floors. Jean Kirschtein swung his keys in a circle around his index finger as he casually strolled down the hallway, seeing as Eren had already left to his duties.

Suddenly, an explosion of 'oh's, 'holy shit's and 'yo's came from the room only a few feet away from him on his left. Jean eyed the brown door with suspicion until Connie bursted out, screaming and laughing at the same time as he almost fell upon frantically opening the door and running towards Jean.

Connie grinned, "Dude! Duuuude! Duuuuuuude!" Connie raced up to Jean who was standing still like a log in the middle of the hallway with a confused look written on his face, "You gotta check this shit out!"

Connie took Jean by his long-shirt's sleeve and urged him into the room he just came from.

"What?" Jean was beyond confused, "What's happening?"

Connie smirked as they entered the room.

Jean looked around, seeing as the whole gang but Eren and Levi were there. The room was dark, only illuminated by thirty-five screens attached to the wall. Hanji was jumping up and down in her black computer chair, seemingly happy as she chanted a few unintelligible words.

"So," Connie slowly began, pointing at the screen which had the view in the break room which was quickly rewinding, "we wanted to see why that Idol dude got so riled up! This is what we fucking found, and I swear to God, I was not expecting this from neither men."

"Here! Here!" Hanji squealed as she pressed the play button on the remote she held in front of her.

Jean watched the scene unfold, remaining still as he eyed the HD screen showing the moment when Eren was kicked into the cafe's break room, then to where Levi was standing so close to them. Jean narrowed his eyes when Levi came extremely close to Eren, wanting to make sure he was seeing everything right. Jean's eyes widened. Levi and Eren... were kissing on the lips!?- and then all of the sudden, the unintelligible words Hanji was chanting formed into a slur words.

"Yes-yes-now-fuck-for-me~!" Hanji continued to chant, her face red and she looked like she was going to explode from happiness and twisted joy.

Jean let out a manly scream.

Eren Jaeger smiled as he ambled down the fine lines of tables, all filled with happy, cheerful people. He loved watching people's reactions to things, and he felt content knowing that they were happy with the food given to them. He continued to smile, noticing a group of girls watching him from afar. For a brief moment, he thought it was because of his bruised face, but then he realized that Hanji used some kind of make up tool called 'concealer' to conceal his bruises, which worked, but did not effect too much. He glanced at them, smile still on his face as he winked at them, sending them a small wave before walking away, unbeknownst about the damage he had done to them, and unbeknownst of what he just did.

Eren didn't notice how the girls all started squealing and flailing their arms.
He also didn't notice the idol who was watching him behind the bar as he did that.

Eren hummed as he rounded a corner, his eyes shut as he hummed a song of happiness until he was ferociously grabbed from his right side. He let out a gasp as the grip on his right wrist tightened and as his back hit the wall from impact. He opened his eyes to look at the assailant, confused for only a moment as his eyes searched from left to right to look for eyes, only to find a patch of black beneath his chin. "L-Levi?" His voice seemed incredulous, the look in his eyes turning from happy to mad, "Again with this keeping me close to you thing-!"

"Don't do that." Levi's voice was absolutely demanding, not a hint of care in them. His sentence seemed more like an order than a sentence. Silver eyes clashed with sea green in a fight for dominance.

"Don't do what?" Eren's voice was much more challenging and stern than usual.

"Don't... flirt."

Eren looked taken aback, "What?" He looked completely lost, "I don't flirt though! I've never flirted- what the hell are you talkin-!?"

"Don't bull shit me, Eren," Levi's tone was absolutely sharp, his facial expression dark, "never flirted my ass. I saw how you winked and waved at those girls!"

Eren blinked, his mouth morphing into a smirk, his eyes suddenly looking devious, "Is that jealousy, Levi?"

Levi growled under his breath, watching as eyes were slowly turning to face them, "No." He flat out denied as he let the brat go and backed away, fixing himself up and glaring at the crowd which had begun to form after people repeatedly screaming and squealing his name, taking out their cellphones, Ipods and whatever else kind of technology humans owned for the sake of taking a picture of the man.

Levi didn't pose. Instead, he grabbed Eren by his sleeve and began to run down the hall, taking him away from the line of fire as Hanji magically appeared in front of the photos along with Ymir and began to pose, which some people gladly took shots of while others turned around in disappointment.

As soon as Levi found a silent place for him and Eren to talk, he continued on with the previous, hung-up conversation, "This is what I mean by 'you should remember'," Levi snarled, cringing his face at Eren who continued to stare at him in a cool fashion, "brat."

"I seriously don't get what my lost memories have to do with this," Eren was annoyed. Here Levi was talking more about a past he had long forgotten about, and Levi wouldn't even tell him. Impatience chewed away at his mind, ebbing away at his sanity. It was so irritating for Eren, who had suffered some kind of thing to make her forget about all his memories, for Levi to talk about his memories so casually.

"You should just quickly remember." Levi plainly said, shrugging his shoulders and rolling his head around.

"Okay, Levi," Eren hissed, finally snapping, "how the hell do you expect me to do that?"

Levi blinked, "Brat, you're already doing it."

Eren shot him a questioning look.

Levi answered his questions for him, "You're already hanging around me, and you better be damn grateful I'm helping you by forcing you to stick near me."

"Yeah," Eren scoffed, "but sometimes you stick so close to me, your lips touch my cheek, and sometimes," Eren cringed his nose to feign disgust, "your tongue happens to meet my cheek, too."

Levi rolled his eyes, "You won't understand. Not yet, anyway."

"I still hate you."

"You told me earlier you didn't hate me." Levi bluntly pointed out.

"I don't. But I hate you anyway." Eren suddenly looked confusing before shaking his head, "Sorry, I'm confusing myself," he blinked, a smile forming on his lips as he messed with Levi's hair, "devil Le~vi!" He sang out as he dragged out the e in Levi's name for a few seconds.

Levi's facial expression turned dark until he realized what he just said, "Hey," his tone seemed light for a moment, "you..?"

"Kind of." Eren stuck his tongue out, "Just that name, though."

Levi looked disappointed, and suddenly Eren felt the urge to say sorry.

"Sorry," Eren voiced out his thoughts with a sincere, apologetic tone, his eyebrows furrowing upwards.

Levi sighed, "It's fine, brat. As long as we're making progress, it's all fine. By the way, nice make up."

Eren scoffed and was about to turn around as he heard loud footsteps coming from behind him until a body slammed into his.

Levi could only watch the scene with a bored expression, watching as the brat was toppled over by the tremendous weight and force of Jean Kirschtein's arrival.

"Eren, holy shit-!" Jean didn't even care for the boy who's face was smothered onto the floor as he got off Eren, sitting beside him and poking the back of his head, "You didn't tell me you were gay for shit."

Eren shot up immediately, "What!?" Sea green eyes turned to look at golden brown ones in disbelief, "Who told you that?"

"Told me?" Jean chuckled sardonically, "I fucking saw it- no, let me rephrase that," Jean pointed at Connie and Christa who had followed behind him, "we saw it."

"Yeah, dude! It was all on tape! We recorded that shit and Hanji wasted three gigs of her computer's space just to preserve those scenes!" Connie laughed at Eren's shocked look and Levi's confused face.

"What was on tape?" Came the raven haired man's deep voice.

"You two kissing."

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