Kenspeckle Nye

What did you do?

I stole the girls soul

And why would you do that?

I wanted to see if she'd kill you again

I just go brought back and your already trying to kill me

Can you even die?

Clarabelle killed me, remember

Yes, but now that your back, can you be killed again?

Of course I can!

I don't believe you, Clarabelle's on her way.

You've sent her to kill me

You seem distressed

You just sent the person who murdered me back to my home to kill me again.

Very observant. It doesn't matter anyway I'm sure you've called the detectives.

You're trying to kill me!

Humans are so strange

You've sent someone to kill me and your calling me strange for getting protection.

Yes, the girl was your friend and now your handing her over to the skeleton.

Because she's going to kill me!

How do you know she'll succeed?

She won't

What makes you think that?

I have protection

Good, now we wont get pregnant

Theres no chance of that happening

Must we include the girl

It would be nicer if it were only the two of us

Maybe one day we will have children

I'm too old for children

That is true

Wait, whats going on!?

We're planning our future together, my dear

We have no future your trying to kill me!

Love is a battle

AN: I wrote this and a few others when I was stuck in the hospital waiting for my moms husband to get his eye checked out. I also drew Happy from Fairy Tail. I have a new favorite story I've written. Its going to be the next one I post.

~Responding and whatnot~

Flamango: Twas indeed the curly fry. Alex wanted to dip it in the chocolate fountain. And a few others wanted it too.

Guest: why thank you

PhobbyWriter: China's a butt. Did I update soon enough?

Aeyla Skywalker: I…I must do that like right now. Yus Skulduggery is going to embarrass Valkyrie. I mean meet her parents. Cough. XD

I always feel so uncomfortable responding to people. I'm always afraid I'll offend someone. I swear to god Bailey if you say anything I'll kill you! Cough… I mean hug you… cough. It also makes me uncomfortable that three of my friends have read at least one of my stories. God, I'm a loser. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it. Scrapegrace and thrasher next then Skulduggery meeting Valkyrie's parents. (I just wrote valduggery instead of Valkyrie)