Nope. I don't own SnK. Or anything.
Izayacchii: Oh, who doesn't love Hanji! Waaah! Thank you so much your making me all happy x u x! (I know that feeling Q_Q. ) AAH STOP IM BLUSHING

K this was supposed to be a quickie but no ok ok ok ok k

"We what!?" Eren screamed, clearly horrified by Connie's announcement, "We never! What the actual fucking shit are you talking about!? Are you high? Drunk, even?"

"Excuse me?" Connie snorted, rolling his eyes, "We have video evidence, don't deny it- and Eren, I believe that you're the high and or drunk one. Are you seriously assuming me, Connie Springer, a druggie?"

"Hah," Jean scoffed.

"Well," Eren copied Connie, "you never know, and exactly what video evidence?"

"Camera." Levi bluntly pointed out, unfazed by Connie's announcement as he looked at his nails out of boredom.

"Cam-!?" As soon as realization hit Eren, his eyes widened and he immediately stood up, looking for a security camera which he knew was in every room in this cafe, searching thoroughly until he found the smallest of white in the corner of his eyes. He turned around, a terrified look on his face as sea green met a white security camera, the dark lens seemingly glowing as if interested in him. Eren slowly turned away from the camera to face the skin-headed Connie and Christa. "I-I..." Eren fumbled with his words, all his confidence lost until he quickly regained it all again, "Show it to me! Show me the video! I swear one of you guys tampered with it-!"

"No one tampered with it!" Jean immediately replied.

"Yeah, like chicks would say," Connie winked, a silly grin on his face, "all natural, no make up!"

Jean let out a small huff along with Eren.

Levi continued to examine his fingernails as if they were the most fascinating things human eyes could be set upon, a slow smirk spreading on his lips.

Christa noticed this. Her eyes widened as if in realization and she smiled at Levi, closing her eyes.

Levi looked up at met her smile, his smirk disappearing before he walked forward, "Well? Let's go. There's no need to waste time and sit here," He coolly and casually brushed past Connie and Christa, his face void of any emotion as his boots clicked and clacked against the wooden floorboards.

The brunette watched as Levi led the group away from the current room they were in, entering the hallway and turning wherever. Eren almost let out a laugh as he noticed that Levi was going the completely wrong way, "Other way!" He shouted, his voice clear without a trace of amusement or laughter.

Levi, completely taken aback, rewound himself so that he was where he was before and turned to the right, where the surveillance room was along with the washrooms exclusively for the staff members.

The other three were close to follow up on him, remaining silent and vigilant- which was rare for Jean and Eren when they were even fifteen feet away from each other, because they would always spark fires in each others hearts- and no- it wasn't the good kind that a certain someone had when they looked over at Eren. The sole reason for this was only because Eren was frustrated as of now, silently pondering if there were enough waitresses serving the cafe because everyone was kind of crowded in one spot.

The door to the surveillance room was opened by none other than the only raven haired male present, revealing the dark room which was always only illuminated by thirty five, bright screens. That is until Levi turned on the lights.

"Levi!" A squeal came.

Levi only grunted in annoyance as he prepared to dodge a woman, and when nothing came, he was slightly surprised, and slightly meant a lot in Levi's terms, who never really cared for things or showed surprise.

"Hanji-!" Eren froze in his spot as he realized that Hanji had somehow made all thirty five, wide screens form as one scene which replayed over and over again after its duration time (which was about five seconds) ended. The scene which he recognized as Levi leaning in and placing a petal-like kiss on his cheek. Eren turned bright red as he remembered the feeling of warmth surge through his body as soon as Levi's soft lips landed on his cheek, his eyes slowly turning hazy.

"..Oh?" Levi rose an eyebrow at the screens, purposely formed into one scene in particular which he certainly knew about. He folded his arms and leaned on a light, pastel purple colored wall. "Is this what you all meant?" His tone was stern and rough with that sultry undertone which was always in his voice, causing Eren to shiver.

"Hey, I saw that shiver," Jean grinned wolfishly.

Eren turned around and gave him the cruelest, coldest look he could, suddenly feeling bad once Jean looked like a kicked puppy before he decided that he deserved it.

"Yes," Christa nodded, hiding behind the wall which kept the surveillance room separated from the hall with a small blush on her face.

"Yes-yes!" Hanji sang, drool dripping from the corner of her mouth as a wild blush spread across her face, "I wasted three gigabytes of my computer's storage out of six gigs all for this..." she pointed at one of the screens, "this... masterpiece!"

If possible, Eren's red face darkened to crimson as he suddenly felt like he was being preyed on. Connie bursted into a fit of chuckles, "Man," he said in between is chuckles, "you are so gay!" He seized his own laughter for a moment, "But that's good." He smiled at Eren reassuringly.

"But I'm not gay!" Eren denied right off the bat.

"Tell that to your face." Jean bluntly pointed out.

"Shut up, Horseface! Nothing good ever comes from you!"

"Hey, hey," Connie said in a overwhelmed tone, "come on, guys! Always so rude!"

Suddenly, Levi's sharp voice interrupted, "It's false."

This caused everyone to turn around to look over at Levi, Hanji's drool disappearing and a confused look replaced on her face as the same scene repeated once more behind her.

Levi closed his eyes, "It's false. The camera angle is making it look like we did. Eren and I did not kiss, all I did was get rid of the crumbs on his face," he said in a knowing way.

"Yeah," Jean scoffed, "with your lips!" Jean opened his mouth to say more until he was cut off by Levi's heated glare.

"Yeah," Levi shamelessly agreed, pushing himself off the wall he leaned on to face Jean, shoving his hands in his jean's pockets, "what about it?"

A moment of silence washed over the whole crew.

"Aww," Hanji pouted as she looked like she was on the verge of crying, "so all that data and getting excited for nothing? I wasted three gigs on my computer just to see a kiss on Eren's cheek? Goddamn it!" She cried.

Christa then decided to walk away from the group, feeling that she was needed somewhere else whilst this was all happening.

"Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, Hanji," Eren gave Hanji a sympathetic look as he was also about to leave until the brown haired woman screamed.

"I won't fucking allow this! I finally had something good to fuck to-" cue the sputters of all men around, excluding Levi-" and now I can't because I know that it's just a kiss on the cheek!"

"Look on the brighter side," Levi closed his eyes, "you could use your imaginatio-."

"No!" She screamed like a child throwing a tantrum, kicking her legs, stomping at the ground, "No! I want actual evidence! I want an actual kiss! And I want it right fucking now!"

Connie gasped and whispered to Jean, "She's on her period!"

Jean choked on his own breath.

"B-But Hanji-!" Eren was about to calm her down by using reassuring words until he was cut off by her loud voice.

"No! No buts!" The look of a beast was kept in Hanji's eyes, visible even through the light which rained down on her glasses, "Right now, Eren, or I will fucking fire you."

Now it was Eren's turn to choke, a stabbing feeling in his heart as his stomach sunk. Was Hanji really using his job against him? Eren felt betrayed.

Levi couldn't help but sigh, opening his eyes again and turning his head to glare at the brats around him, "Well, it's decided. It's time for you brats go." With a wave of his hand, he told them off.

Eren looked confused, prepared to leave until Levi's voice stopped him.

"Except Eren," Levi added on quickly before he could leave.

Connie and Jean were politely about to exit the room, sending Eren a worried look as they did before Levi said something rather unexpected.

"Hanji?"

"Yes?"

"You don't need cameras for this one. I'll make sure you remember it. Every single bit of it." Levi's voice was slowly dropping as he neared Eren.

Before Eren could protest to his actions, Levi quickly grabbed Eren's wrist and pulled him in closely, eliciting a gasp from Eren.

"Open your fucking mouth, brat, we're gonna give her something to remember," Levi whispered as he leaned in a bit too close for Eren's comfort.

"Wait what!?" Jean and Connie both screamed at the same time, completely in the state of disbelief.

But it was too late. The door had closed and clicked locked using Hanji's emergency lock device.

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