AN: I know I suck at uploading. You know I suck at uploading. I will be uploading more in the summer. But school, school sucks. But I've written a lot of fics during classes I should've been paying attention to. I've been writing longer (I don't want to say real but) real ones. Like one called The Broken Solider that made my friend cry. Anyway here's Skulduggery hacking Valkyrie's phone. (Btw I lost the notebook that had kenspeckle and Nye in it so…)
Skulduggery
Valkyrie
Melissa
Steph, are you still coming to dinner tonight?
(Pretending to be Val) Why yes mother darling I wouldn't miss it for the world!
Steph, are you okay?
I do have a bad case of diarrhea
(Texts from phone) Sorry mum autocorrect
What were you trying to say?
That mama I'm in love with a criminal
You're too young to be in love
But daddy I love him!
I'm not your father…
His hair is worse than Fletcher's!
Mom don't listen to anything I say
Stephanie…
You know how Fletcher's hair upset your father
Lol jk he bald girlfriend
What does that mean?
He ain't got no hair
I meant lol and jk
It means lions over llamas and jacking kids
Skulduggery!
Skulduggery? Isn't that the man from the will reading?
That man is the love of my life!
I don't love you!
You don't love me?
Not you Skulduggery
Sorry mummy I'm feeling a bit bipolar today
Shut up!
Stephanie, are you alright?
(Valkyrie tries to kill Skulduggery) No I'm trying to hit the love of my life
…
I don't know why I would do such a thing to someone so amazing
Who is this?
Your loving daughter Valkyrie
SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT!
I mean Stephanie!
Valkyrie?
It's a nickname
My one and only friend calls me that
Mum Skulduggery has my phone
Mum Fletcher has my phone
Who has your phone?
Skulduggery
Fletcher
I'll talk to you later…
Baby come back
(Valkyrie gets control over phone again and texts Skulduggery)
I hate you
I know
AN: Valkyrie and Skulduggery were in the same car and Skulduggery got something put on his and Valkyrie's phones so he could mess with her. Valkyrie notices the weird texts and sees Skulduggery texting. And at the end Valkyrie's giving Skulduggery the silent treatment so she texts him.
There's my short summary. I'm sorry for not updating. I have a bunch of stories kinda stock piled on my phone so I will not lose them EVER. They might be added using symbols in front of the names to identify who's talking, because I'll be uploading from mobile.