Dexter. Saracen
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR POWER?
I know things
I fucking hate you
See I knew that
Your a dick
You really should be nicer to me. Don't you want to know my power?
Yes, I'm terribly sorry for pointing out that your a dick. Your a very lovable dick. Very handsome.
That's more like it
now what's your goddamn power?
I've told you a million times. I know things
WELL THEN DID YOU KNOW IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU? YOU LITTLE BITCH
You won't kill me, not without knowing my power.
Go to hell
That's rude
ITS RUDE TO NOT TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND YOUR POWER, DOUCHECANOE
you don't sound like a good friend right now
I'm a great friend. The very best. C'mon man, you can trust me. I won't tell a soul
You'll tell Valkyrie...
I'd only tell Valkyrie if she weaseled it out of me.
Valkyrie is very good at weaseling info out of people. Then she'd tell Skulduggery and Tanith. Then Tanith will tell Ghastly who'd tell Anton. And we can't have that.
While that is true. You can trust us. You've known most of us for over three hundred years apart from Valkyrie and Tanith. But Val can keep a secret better than any of us. Tanith is a bit of a big mouth, but I'm sure we can trust her.
I suppose your right
So you'll tell me your power? Or do I have to beat the answer out if Ravel?
I'll tell you...
Seriously?
Yes
FINALLY!
Alright, my power is I know things
THATS IT IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND BEAT THE ANSWER OUT OF RAVEL!
Shit
AN: Because I crave happiness in this book. I brought back Tanith, Ghastly, Anton, and Valkyrie. But I feel like every once in a while Dexter just loses it and bothers Saracen for like a week about his power. Sometimes it leads to fist fights.
Anyway hoped you liked it and sorry that it's not bolded or anything. Unless I figured out how to do it on my phone.