Valkyrie, Skulduggery
Where are you?!
Home. Where are you?
Roarhaven, being attacked.
They're obviously not doing that well of a job if your texting me
OW, HE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. THAT JERK
How rude
IM GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE FACE
I'm assuming you don't need any help
No, but he's being a real butt.
Have you got him in handcuffs yet?
Motherfucker just stole my keys!
I'll take that as a no.
That's it I'm going to kill him..
That's a bit rude
Alright, I got my keys back, but my phone has a crack in it.
I bet if you weren't texting me it wouldn't have cracked
He's in handcuffs now
It would've been easier for you if you weren't texting me
THAT WHORE JUST BIT ME
He's not a zombie, is he?
No but it hurt like hell. I'm bleeding
I'm sure it's fine
What if he has rabies or something?
I doubt he has rabies
He might!
It's unlikely
Your unlikely
That doesn't make sense
Can you come get this moron?
It's not nice to call yourself names
I hate you
I'm not going to help someone who hates me. It goes against everything I believe
You are a useless skeleton
AN: I'm in the mood to insult people recently so here's val in a fight. Next I think I'm going to do Valkyrie texting people when she's bored during a case or something. Also I'm going to update this every other day.
Repondeys~~~
kiwifluffy, that's actually a really cool theory. My theory was that Saracen could see through stuff. But I kinda like yours a bit better.
And Aeyla Skywalker I can't take credit for douchecanoe. My friend made that up. It's my favorite insult XD.
Skylar B, it freaks me out that you sent these to people. Not like bad, but it's weird. I'm still not used to people reading my stuff. And... Wow i don't even know what I'm saying anymore, but it's just a weird feeling I guess. But I'm glad you like them!
Charthephilosopher, thanks! I don't really think these show any writing skill, but if you say so.
(It's really hard to bold on my phone so some of the sentences will be halfway bolded, sorry)