Nope. I don't own SnK. Or anything.
Wow I really hope Philippines is fighting.
Izayacchii: ( LOL ITS FINE) I know right! But the problem is now... the corpses. They're all scattered and stink and they're everywhere, so there is a high chance for another wave of deaths to hit because of the possible disease that will spread from the corpses. LOL THANK YOU! Eren is so unsure of himself XD! Thank you!
Spears of sunlight rained from above, entering Eren Jaeger's room by piercing through his closed, light blue curtains, illuminating his brown hair. Eren stirred in his sleep, trying to get the sunlight away from his eyes by flipping over, hugging the pillow to his right like it was the last of his life, his thick eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. As the clock strike 8:45, the sound of dings filled the room, followed by his phone's screen lighting up, showing spam.
When Eren felt he couldn't take it anymore, he finally grabbed his cellphone with haste, looking at the messages with bright, sea-green eyes.
Levi: spamspam
spam
spam
spam
psam
spam*
Well, if you don't text me within a minute, I'm gonna have to come to your house.
Eren immediately typed in his password and responded back to Levi.
Eren: wait wat
no dont come u have an interview why THe FUCK aRe YOU TEXTING ME
AT LIKE...
Eren's eyes shifted upwards to look at the time. 8:46. His fingers tapped against the screen.
Eren: 8:46?
Levi: Times up brat
Oh hello
The brunette chuckled at Levi's response, amused.
Eren: ..Hi.
Levi: By the way
Eren paused as his doorbell rang, not bothering to look at the rest of Levi's message. He rose his eyebrows as he shot up from his bed, his midnight blue comforter sliding off his torso as he did so. He blinked and thought that it could've been Mikasa forgetting to bring something with her to her job.
Before he left to get the door, Eren began typing to Levi.
Eren: uh, hold on my doorbell just kinda sang its song of its people.
Eren stood up from his bed and jogged out of his room and down the hallway, slowing down once he got to the door. Wanting to get things over with quickly, he didn't bother looking through his window. He opened the door, rubbing his eyes, his sleepy pout still on his face as he shifted his eyes to look at the person's.
He blinked.
He, however, did not bat an eyelash. Instead, his silver eyes gazed up at Eren's wide ones, shifting his weight from left to right as he continued to eye the younger male before him. He examined Eren, looking at his light green shirt with the image of some white colored, unrecognizable thing on it with the french word above in all capitals, LEMAITRE, which he knew of was French for 'The Master', as he was a French descended himself. He took note of Eren's black shorts which covered half of his legs. He stared at the exposed parts of Eren's legs.
He scoffed.
They looked feminine.
Eren didn't say anything as he eyed the male model and singer, wearing a black vest over a white shirt and simple black jeans with black boots. Eren noticed that Levi wore boots a lot. Maybe he liked boots. "Um," Eren started, instantly regretting even speaking up once his voice came out like a child's whine. Blood filled his face.
Levi smirked, "How cute, Eren is still little Eren no matter what, huh?"
"Umm..." Eren paused before continuing on, "your interview?"
Levi just stared at him blankly, "It's starting a thirty minutes from now."
"What the hell are you doing here!?" Eren's voice was slowly shifting back to normal, his eyebrows furrowed, "Go!"
"No," Levi coolly replied, gently pushing the boy away from the door as he casually walked in, closing the door behind him.
Eren shot him a confused look, "What are you doing here?"
Levi shot back a look of annoyance, "I'm here to see you, obviously." He calmly replied, looking around the house for any other sign of human presence, "Mikasa isn't here, huh."
Eren blinked, "She left for work."
"And?" The raven haired man turned to look at him, "How about you?" His silver eyes gleamed, "Hanji told me your work hours are from 9:15 to 7:00."
Eren visibly twitched, "Why the hell are you stalking me..?" His voice seemed little, even to himself.
"I'm not, Jaeger," Levi took out his phone and looked at the time, "it's 8:50 now. I suggest you hurry up and eat breakfast and get ready to go to work. I'll drive you."
Disbelief colored Eren's face, "You're gonna drive me?" his tone was covered in incredulity, "You have a interview in thirty minutes! Go away!" Eren shooed the raven haired man off as if he were a dog.
A vein in Levi twitched in anger, "Excuse me?" He hissed, narrowing his eyes at Eren dangerously, tilting his head slightly as he took a step forward, nearing Eren ever-so-slightly, "Are you telling me to leave after wasting ten minutes of my life to just get here? Do you not understand that I am willing to spend my precious time on you just to make you even the slightest bit happier?" His every word was dripping in annoyance as he took a few more steps forward, watching as the Jaeger backed away from him to a wall, "I'm also giving you a chance to not be late, yet here you are," Levi shook his head, making small 'tsk'ing noises as if disappointed in Eren, "refusing my offer. Are you intending to get yourself fired, Jaeger? Do you want people to be upset at you?" Levi chuckled as he successfully trapped Eren between him and the wall like the previous day, "What a cute masochist you are, and yet you try to be the one to top me? Shame on yourself."
"I'm not a masochist!" Eren cried as his breathing became more erratic from the lack of space Levi was giving him, "Why the hell does everyone think that!?- and Levi, I have two legs. I can fucking use them to get my own ass there without being late!" He tried to push Levi off him, shocked when Levi didn't move an inch.
Levi leaned his head upwards as he pulled Eren's head down, "You know, your shirt is sliding off you. I could just bite you," he whispered in a husky tone before pulling away from the brat, who was beet-red by the time he had moved.
Eren quickly moved his shirt back into place, slightly panting from the stunt Levi pulled just a few seconds earlier, his body slightly shaking.
Levi smirked, "Ah, you're adorable when you're like that."
"Ugh," Eren groaned in frustration, walking away from Levi to his room so he could change, "how the hell did we get from 'oh fuck you' to 'fuck me indeed'?" He silently muttered under his breath before adding on in a yell, "By the way, I'm not gay!" With that he entered his room, closing the door behind him.
Levi chuckled, and continued to look around the house, taking note of the beige colored walls and modern frames which hung from the walls along with beautiful, cafe-like paintings. He smiled. Nothing changed. Not even Eren.
Suddenly, Eren shrieked from inside his room, a rather girly one at that.
Levi immediately ran to his room to aid him, "Eren-..." The last few letters came out slowly as he watched Eren, frozen in place with a spider dangling on a web just a few inches away from his face. Eren wasn't just standing there. He was also half-naked, only a shirt and a fresh pair of shorts which weren't even on him yet covering him. Eren screamed again and turned around, giving Levi a good view of Eren's rear.
Levi's eyes widened, "Okay, Eren," he slowly backed out of the door, closing it halfway before continuing on, "you do have an ass." He shut the door.
Eren screamed from behind the door, "Pervert! Ah, spider- no it's on the floor- no please! Ah! Yes! Yes- thank the lord for books! God bless books- but Armin..!"
Levi held in a good laugh, a smile wide on his face.
"And in the end," Levi sighed in a relaxed way, "you accepted my offer."
Eren crossed his arms, "I only wanted to be nice." He concluded haughtily.
"You weren't so nice before," Levi rolled his eyes as Eren huffed.
"I'm still mad at you for staring at my butt." He childishly said in a grumpy way, eyes watching the outside world from the window as houses and cars flew by.
"Sorry." Levi flatly said before smirking, "Wait, no. I take it back. I'm not."
Eren groaned in frustration.
"That was a nice view," Levi said as he slowed the car down, waiting for Eren to take his backpack and leave the car before adding on, "I hope to see more of that in the future." he smiled seductively, his smile matching his sultry tone.
Eren turned red, "I'm not gay!" He accidentally slammed the door, frightening himself with the loud sound before opening it once more to apologize to the irked Levi and closing it again, with extra care.
"Holy shit!" Connie gasped, watching as Eren Jaeger strolled in just before the cafe opened, slapping his leg as he stood up from shock, "Eren Jaeger is not late!" He screamed, "I repeat, Eren Jaeger is not late!"
"Wow," Eren replied, a bit breathless and taken aback by Connie's random screaming, "calm yourself."
"Fuck no!" Connie grinned in amazement, "You aren't late for the past few weeks!"
Jean peered through and whistled, "Jaeger actually made it?"
"Tis' calls for a party!" Screamed Connie once more as he suddenly started doing jumping jacks.
"Yeah, work it!" Eren grinned as Connie began to do more work out moves.
"I thought you said party," Jean replied in a rather disappointed tone, "that's different."
"No, shut up Jean," Connie scowled, "you're ruining my life."
"Over exaggerated," Eren shot back.
"Why are you taking his side now!?" Connie childishly pouted. Suddenly, something hit him, "Oh yeah! I knew you and Levi had some kind of relationship! Shit, it's all over news now! My mom was freaking out- something about her husband being taken away from her by another man. She emphasized man."
Jean's eyes widened in realization before he turned to look at Eren with a stern look, "Yeah, Eren, just a little heads up," he paused for a more dramatic effect, "beware."
Eren gave them all a confused look and was about to reply until Hanji, who had somehow sneaked past Eren, shouted: "Brace yourselves, here come the guests! Get your asses ready and lubed, bitches, because you're all getting rape!" Hanji placed her hands on the doors and swung them open, a loud, evil chuckle leaving her mouth as a rush of customers ran towards Eren, all shouting a bunch of sentences and squeals that Eren could recognize as 'Levi's future husbando!' or 'Fucker give him back to us!' and things such as 'I ship you two!' before he was trampled upon by women and a few men.
He could barely register the pain all over his body as he literally fell and was stepped on, either accidentally or on purpose. Shock overwhelmed his senses and the corners of his vision began to grow black, darkness seeping into his vision in broad daylight, which confused him and made him panic.
"Hey! Back the fuck off!" Jean's words came out blended in with the crowd's shouting, and after having someone step on his hand, he finally let out an agonized, pained scream, causing the clump of humans to slightly gasp and quiet down, but it was only for a brief moment.
Darkness was beginning to cloud Eren's vision, and he could barely recognize the flashes of cameras and the words of a reporter from beside him.
The words: "Levi's relationship with this young man remain unknown" hit his ears before he fell into darkness, his last thoughts being a memory of his past.
"Levi! Wear this forever and ever, okay? Don't ever take it off, this is our promise ring! It means we're _ and _ now, right?"
"E-Eren, I don't-!"
"Please?"
"..."
"Well then, it's a promise!"
"Fine, brat."
"Yay! I'm so glad I get to have such a good promise with Levi!"
A smile.
I am not drunk or high im just really sleepy again at 8 PM. Mhm.
I'm 4"11. I need to sleep so I can grow. If I still can.
I've been this height for quite some time now... Q_Q.
please review
I know this story is kinda getting worse and worse ok im sorry
PS: if the grammar is bad im sorry i wrote half of this on an ipod and i got too lazy to fix anything.