Valkyrie bored
Valkyrie Skulduggery
I'm sooo bored.
We're in the same room. Why are you texting me?
Because I'm bored. Why are you texting back?
(Skulduggery stops texting)
Valkyrie Tanith
TANITH IM BORED
That's great
Entertain me!
How?
Be entertaining
I don't feel like it
Where are you?
Sanctuary
Where?! I'm here come save me
I can't I'm being scolded by Tipstaff
What did you do?
I sat in China's chair and starting laughing like a madman
And
When Tipstaff told me to get off I yelled bow peasant.
You should've started talking about taking over the world.
I'm still on the throne. I'm going to.
Call him big booty Judy
I did, he called cleavers. Gtg
RUN
(Tanith's gone)
Valkyrie Ghastly
I'm bored and Skulduggery is being a butt
Aren't you supposed to be working on a case?
Yeah but this is the boring part with all the paper work.
Your going to have to do paperwork one day
No, never! You don't do paperwork
Yes I do.
I saw you throwing some out after Tipstaff gave it to you.
Fine, but I'm an elder I can do what I want.
I saved the world I can do what I want. Btw you might want to get Tanith out of jail.
Touché. What did she do this time?
She called Tipstaff big booty Judy and started talking about taking over the world.
Big booty Judy?
I made it up
Wow, I've got to go get Tanith then
(Ghastly leaves)
Valkyrie, Dexter
Dexter you love me right?
Possibly, what do you want?
What do you mean possibly? I'm amazing
What do you want?
I want an explanation, mister
I love you, Val, but not enough to do certain things for you
I need you to come save me from boredom!
Aren't you working on a case?
Yeah but it's the boring part and SKulduggery's trying to get me to do paperwork
I'm kind of busy right now
What are you doing that's more important than helping me?
Hopefully, Saracen.
Imma leave now
(Valkyrie leaves)
AN: Valkyrie bored. That was fun. I really wish I could use emoji's but I can't. It's depressing. And I don't ship Dexter and Valkyrie I meant that as friend love. I think y'all know what I ship by now.
Sorry for lateness.
I was at my dads and I forgot he lives in the middle if nowhere. I couldn't even text people.
I'm posting a story tomorrow too since I missed a day.
Also thanks for the reviews