AN: This one my be a bit confusing. I wanted to do a big group chat thing with the Deadmen and Tanith. (I like to think Tanith would join the Deadmen since there are only six now. And everyone's alive and good) I have symbols in front of the names as well as bolding and all that. I really hope it's not that hard to follow. Inspired by the group chat I was added into on Facebook. (I really hope this isn't offensive.) But anyway. Fun Fact: I almost called this chapter Dicks. And I wrote this forever ago.
~Valkyrie
-dexter
^tanith
•ghastly
skulduggery
\Anton
*saracen
~guys what if Saracen's just a time traveler
-he could jump forward in time and see what was about to happen
*I'm not a time traveler
^I don't believe you!
\time travel is a dead magic
-Saracen could be the last one
^Or maybe he's from the past
~Saracen how old are you?
His age doesn't matter, Valkyrie. If he travels from the past into the future he will still be the same age as he was then
•what year where you born?
*ghastly please don't tell me you believe this too
~that's not an answer
*I'm not a time traveler andI was born the same yearas Erskine
\He turned out to be a dick
-does this mean your a dick as well, Saracen?
*I'm not a dick
^I thought he said he didn't have a dick
I don't have a dick
•that's because you are a dick
I am not
~don't lie, skulduggery!
-you do have a rather dick-ypersonality
your all dicks
~^I don't even have a dick^~(Tanith and Val)
{skulduggery leaves}
-aw he left
\in his defense you were callinghim a dick
^you started it!
\i called erskine a dick
~Skulduggery's the one thatturned the attention toward him
•yeah, he deserves to be made fun of for all the times he's made fun of me
^aw someone's bitter
•I'm not bitter
-MOMMY AND DADDY AREFIGHTING!
*they seemed like such a happy family too
-"happy" like you?
* I swear to god, dexter!
~did you just call Saracen gay?
^we all know Saracen and Dex are gay for each other
-*we are not*- (Dexter and Saracen)
~^•\ Yes you are\•^~(everyone except Dex and Saracen)
{Saracen and Dexter leave}
^wow we're dicks
~it's a shame
\ I'm not a dick
•yeah Anton's dick-less
\WOW
~how would you know?
^ghastly, is there something I should know?
•I'm not sleeping with Anton!
^we never said you were
~that means you are
{Anton left}
~aw your boyfriend left!
^ghastly am I just your coverup?
~how dare you use my friend likethat!
•I hate you both
{ghastly left}
^damn it
~now he's angry
^damn it
~aren't you two in the samehouse?
^damn it
~he's gonna kill you
^asdfghjkl (ghastly taking phone)
~Tanith? Are you dying?
^I am deeply sorry for everything I said. I am a liar
~ Tanith! Put two periods if yourlife is being threatened
^I'm perfectly fine
~has that man hurt you?
^asdgkhdifev (Tanith getting phone back)
^VALKYRIE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE HE'S COMING!
~oh shit
{Tanith left}
~ and then there was one
{Valkyrie left}