Val, Ravel
So what's the story?
How about l've started developing feelings for you and want Skulduggery's permission to ask you out?
What if he asks why you ask him?
Hm, what if I ask if he has dibs on you?
And when he says no.
What if he doesn't?
He will because calling dibs on a girl is stupid.
What do I say then?
I don't know!
Stop shooting down all my ideas then! I'm trying to help you!
Flirt with me in front of him or something!
Fine, I'll call Skulduggery and tell him I need you guys for a job.
Kay.
(After they do the flirts and stuffs)
Skul, Erskine
Stop flirting with Valkyrie
Why?
Because she doesn't like you
I think she does
Your too old for her.
She said she likes older guys
As in a few years older
Why do you care?
Because I know you.
Val's an adult now she can do what she wants
Not with you!
Your not her father.
I'm not trying to be!
Then your jealous.
What... No.
Yes ;)
No, I just don't want her to get hurt
I would never hurt her...
I know you wouldn't. I'd kill you if you did.
God, can you be anymore in love with her?
IM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER
I understand. I mean she's a fine girl. Pretty, smart, tough. I bet she's a good kisser. I should test out my theory.
Don't you dare..
You say you don't like her.
Stay away from her.
Why?
She's mine.
HA KNEW IT!
Not a word!
(Slides into different person)
Erskine, Val
God that was fun.
So?
He admitted he liked you... Also I've been threatened so please don't tell him anything to make him kill me.
XD
AN: this was a request. I was going to add the flirting and stuff, but I don't know how flirting works so. But thanks for the reviews!
LililolipopD: did I do good? Your hilarious and I have two ferrets. Neither is named Henry. I wanted to name the first one bobert but my mother thought it was stupid. Their names are Swiper and Miko(I wanted to name him Nastu). Anyway, this was really fun to write!