Valkyrie, Skulduggery
Why the hell did you do that?
What?
Don't play games with me, skeleton!
He threatened me...
How?
Uh, he threatened to take something important to me
What?
Y...er... My hat. (He was going to say you :3)
So you beat the crap out of him?
I didn't hit him that hard...
You broke three of his ribs, his nose, and his hand. He's missing a few teeth, he's covered in bruises and cuts. -.-
He's always been fragile.
Did you beat him up because he was flirting with me? (She already knows that's why)
We have a new case to work on...
Skulduggery Pleasant, answer my damn question!
...no, I didn't
So you nearly killed him because he said he was going to take your hat? I've taken your hat more times than I can count and you've never hit me...
Fine so that wasn't why.
Then why?
You know this new case is really interesting.
Stop trying to change the subject you whore.
How am I a whore?
I don't know. You just are.
It's not even possible.
I don't know man. You've a facade.
Are you trying to tell me that you think I go out and do that with people
Do that? OMG you can't even say it! You're such a loser!
I am not!
Then why'd you almost kill Erskine?
Because he was flirting with you.
HA! I knew it!
You tricked me!
No, I asked you and you answered.
You distracted me!
Skully loves me
I do not
Fine then.
Are you mad now?
Your sulking aren't you?
I know your reading these.
Fine, I love you.
3 XD
AN: a request. I actually hated the last one but was hoping you guys would like it. I couldn't think of anything... Also I'm sorry this is late. I went to a safari park thing and was being harassed by a moose and alpacas.
~Review Replies~
Sebastian Castellen: you noticed my last one was crap. I really don't have any ideas for this but I hope I did what you wanted. Or at least made it somewhat okay.
LililolipopD: your name is so hard to type. I'm sorry my ferrets name isn't Henry! Please forgive me! Maybe my friend Brooke will change it to Henry when we give her him. (Yes, Brooke has the same name as me). Your still freaking hilarious and weird but that's a good thing. I'll do you suggestion next. I'm really excited to do it. Do you mind if I don't do horoscopes? I'm not entirely sure how do those. I've never actually read one or anything. Sorry.