Dexter, Beryl
Hey
Who is this?
It's me
Who's me?
I'm me. Unless your me.
I'm not you
No your sexy
You don't even know what I look like
Yes I do
How?
I'm watching you
Uh huh very funny
(Valkyrie tells him to start using cheesy pick up lines)
I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together
Who the hell is this?
Do you live in a cornfield cause I'm stalking you
I'm calling the cops
Hershy's makes millions of kisses a day... All I'm asking for is one from you
(Beryl stops replying)
Beryl, Valkyrie
Some horrible person was texting me earlier
Really? What were they saying?
They were talking about stalking me
Oh, that's terrible
You didn't give my number to anyone, did you?
Nope.
Must've been the twins
(Valkyrie stops replying)
Dexter, Val
Did I do good
Amazing
She didn't seem to like me
It's okay, she doesn't like me either.
AN: I felt like Val needed to be the cause of her aunts torture. I was going to have Dexter flirt and be Dexter but then my friend sent me a cheesy pickup line and I got inspired.
Aeyla Skywalker: I've already messed with Melissa so I did Beryl. I was going to do Dexter flirting with a bunch of people. I still might but for now it's just Beryl. Hope you liked it.
Lil: Are you sure it's not under the sink? I actually think I might make it three parts. Part two would be other people who got texts from you/skul and then part three will have Skul finding his phone and probably killing you.
Guest: Thanks. And I like how no one can say what Ravel did. It's always 'when he did what he did' or 'when he betrayed them.' I can't. I don't even like talking about it. I threw my book at that part then apologized to the book and put a curse on Derek.