Nope do not own SNK too poor hahaahaha /cries/I don't own shit.

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The loud sounds of clicks and clacks of heels slapping the cement pavement echoed along with the wails and cries of sirens throughout the empty streets. The color of red and blue seemed to mix into one for Eren, creating a purple haze which blinded him continuously as he mindlessly ran down the streets with Levi on par to his speed beside him, both with wide eyes as they stared at the flames, licking and hissing away, chewing up the once peaceful place.

Eren and Levi stopped at the 'Keep Out!' signs again, some police approaching them as the firefighters arrived from their left, quick at work.

"Excuse me, sirs," A policeman began, walking towards them hurriedly, "we would like it if you moved away. The building could collapse at any moment, sirs, and we do not want you to get hit by debris."

Levi respectfully backed away, staring at Eren's clothed back, who did not dare to move an inch.

"Sir-!"

"Where the fuck are they!?" Eren screamed at the police officer as he neared him, panic clear in his wide ocean pools of eyes, "Hanji, Christa, Ymir- everyone- where the fuck are they!?" He repeated.

"Hey, shitty brat!" Levi hissed at Eren, tugging Eren away from the officer. Silver eyes met brown eyes, causing the brown eyed officer to flinch. "Excuse him," Levi kept his arm clipped around Eren's waist, not letting him get further away from him out of fear of losing him from his rash actions.

"Sir, please calm down," The officer urged Eren with a calm voice.

"Fuck you!" Eren spat, pushing forward, only to have his boyfriend push him back.

"Eren," Levi's voice was threatening and vicious, "behave." He commanded Eren.

Eren obediently bit back any rude remarks, though he continued to glare at the policeman as if he were the one who caused the fire itself.

"Nobody was hurt," The police man answered as the firefighters from behind him began to spray away at the remains of the building, "everyone who was inside the building are currently residing on your right where the ambulances are."

Eren was quick to react. He quickly moved, twisting to his right, jerking away from Levi's tight grasp, earning a growl from the other male. They both quickly jogged over to where the white vans lay, both seemingly relieved to see a few figures sitting down on the ground.

"Eren!" One of the figures waved at the young Jaeger, "And Levi!" Connie added on, a smile on his face.

Eren smiled as he realized who it was, "Connie! Jean!" He skidded to a stop in front of the other two males long with Levi.

"Brat," Levi growled, "don't go running off on your own like that!" He gripped Eren's shoulder tightly.

Eren glared at Levi, ignoring the burning on his shoulder. He turned to face the two before him. "Where's Hanji and the rest?" He questioned them carefully, eying both of them.

"Over here!" A sweet voice came from behind them.

Eren looked behind him, inwardly cursing at himself for not noticing them before. There, on a patch of grass, sat Ymir, Christa and Hanji. Ymir and Christa seemed to be consoling the screaming Hanji, who was balled up, throwing and flinging random clumps of grass off the ground from frustration and anger. The more she tore at it, the more her screams intensified.

"The fuck?" Levi scoffed, thinking of why she was like this. Immediately, he pinpointed the source of her anger and stress. He sighed.

Eren looked over at Levi, confused. "What?"

"She's upset because her lab has been destroyed." Levi rolled his eyes, "What a child."

Eren nudged him on his shoulder lightly, "Don't be rude to her. What if you were Hanji and I died?"

Levi paused for a moment, silver eyes meeting sea-green eyes which seemed to lean more on green in the shade of dark clouds forming above them, "I wouldn't let you die, first of all, but before you think of dying, don't you think that we should probably fuck first? Maybe adopt our own children, have a family?"

Eren turned red. He swiveled around to face Jean and Connie, murmuring his response, causing Levi's eyes to widen slightly.

"..I want two children." Was what Eren had said.

"Connie," Eren began, continuing on once he saw that he had caught the man's attention, "why is your apron on the ground?"

"Oh, he burnt it in the fire." Jean rolled his eyes, "On purpose, because he always had trouble putting it on, and he said that it was his way of taking revenge. Oh my fucking god, I could imagine what would happen if I took his phone away from him. He'd make some fucking hole in the crotch area of my pants!"

Connie grinned wolfishly, standing up, scaring Eren slightly.

"This," Connie paused, and took a large intake of air, "girl is on fire!" He screamed, causing all the males around him to burst out laughing, "This girl is on fire!" He took another large intake of breath, "She's walking on fire! This girl is on fire!"

Jean quickly stopped his laughter, "Looks like a girl but she's a man! So dumb he can burn your eyes-!"

"Hey you fucked up!" Connie cried, "It's bright, not dumb!"

"That was on purpose."

"Bitch!"

"Slut!"

Eren stopped their little exchange of cursing, "Okay, seriously. How can you both be so happy when our workplace was set on fire? How did it get on fire anyway!"

Connie took a large intake of breath, "This-!" He was shut up by Jean's hand slapping over his mouth, preventing him from speaking any further.

"Seriously, Connie," Jean huffed, letting go of the other male. Jean faced Eren, feeling friendly, "What do you want us to do? Cry? Get mad? There's no point in doing so. It's not gonna bring shit back, so we might as well just pass time by having a little fun. Besides, other than my porno collection," Jean joked, "I had nothing in there!"

"Let's see, uh," Connie pretended to think, "you had your favorite picture of Marco, you had your stash of Marco images, you also had your charger in there-!"

"Oh, fuck! My pictures!" Jean cried, clutching at the sides of his head.

"What," Connie laughed, "just your pictures? You don't give a shit about your charger?"

"I can buy one of those for like seven bucks, I don't fucking know- but those pictures were my life!" Jean cried, falling over to his side.

"Those pictures were literally just of Marco, though." Connie plainly pointed out.

"How the fuck do you even know these things!?"

"Your locker combination was the same as your phone password. M-A-R-C-O, Marco."

Eren cringed his nose, "What? Are you two together or something?"

"N-No-!" Jean turned red.

"Oh yeah, he's totes straight yo. Like his dick when he thinks about Marco." Connie joked.

"Mother fu-!"

"Ah-ah," Connie shook his head, "say one more word, I will tell everyone you fucked Marco."

Jean zipped his mouth.

Eren held back a chuckle, not realizing that Levi was no longer behind him.

Levi was with Hanji, trying to make her get her shit together, "Four eyes. Shitty glasses," He kicked her lightly as she clawed the ground relentlessly, "Hanji."

Hanji finally snapped up, a smile on her face as she fixed her dirty glasses, pushing them back up her nose, "Yes?"

"Well," Christa sighed, "at least she stopped clawing the ground."

Ymir laughed and wrapped her arms around Christa, "You're so cute!"

"I haven't done anything!"

Levi ignored the couple, "Your obviously upset about your lab being destroyed, and-." He was cut off by none other than Hanji herself.

Hanji hugged one of his legs, "Levi~! Someone took everything in my lab!" She sobbed, rubbing her cheeks against Levi's clothed leg, "Everything! They took all my books, my biography stuff, my researches, and more importantly," she continued to cry, wiping tears away from her eyes every now and then, "my latest experiment and research! My latest project- Project Titan!"

Levi rose an eyebrow, "Project Titan? Like The Titans titan or what?"

"Yeah!" Hanji pouted, "The Titans were said to have some kind of mental disorder that made them cannibals, right? Those twisted pieces of crap that eat their own kind! Yeah, that's what I tried to do!"

Levi's eyes were filled with disbelief. "You made a serum that would turn someone into a cannibal?"

Hanji nodded innocently. From the corner of her eye, she saw Eren approaching them. She immediately shot up, off of Levi's leg and tackled Eren into a hug, "Eren~! Someone robbed me of my goods!"

Eren's eyes widened, "Your virginity!?"

"No!" Hanji laughed lightly, "My experiments!"

"Oh."

Levi shook his head, "Eren, you're still a sexually frustrated teenager, huh? I thought that by know you would've grown out of that phase."

Eren scowled. His scowl morphed into a devious smirk, "Yeah, I'm still sexually frustrated. Maybe I can use it on a girl." He emphasized his words by pointing at Hanji. Levi twitched. "But I will never be a sexually frustrated as you were an hour ago."

Levi's expression darkened. "Jaeger." His tone was a warning.

"Sexually. Frustrated." Eren tempted him further, by making his voice seductive.

"Jaeger."

Eren feigned a pleasured moan which almost drove Levi to the edge. Almost.

"Holy hell," Hanji drooled, "this is hot. Who gives a shit about the lab- who gives two shit about the robber and experiment- I have this to care about- mm, just fuck already!" Hanji screamed, "I'm dying! The sexual tension that's building off you two! Just! Fuck!"

Eren stuck his tongue out, "No."

"God!" Hanji fell to the floor on her knees, clutching her head, "Damn it!" Her voice cracked.

Eren blinked for a moment, remembering that she had said something about someone breaking in and robbing all of her things, "Wait, Hanji... you said someone broke in, right? Did you see them?"

"No," She sighed, "they were already gone by the time I got there, and while I was going to check out the vids in the surveillance room, the whole place started burning down." She let out another dramatic sigh, "Life is a poo."

"Poo is nice," Levi commented, "the poo you speak of gave me a sexually frustrated Eren Jaeger to take care of. I like it."

Deciding to ignore Levi's comment, Eren then thought back to last night.

"She has a lab right?"

"Is it in the coffee place?"

His eyes widened. He quickly dismissed any ill thoughts about his father. 'No,' Eren reassure himself, 'he wouldn't.' Snapping back to reality, he realized that the firefighters were done putting out the fires, and now one of the policemen were talking to Hanji. Eren sighed. He had nothing to do today. His workplace was burned down by some little shit, nobody was home, and everyone was genuinely upset.

Eren blinked and smiled. He grabbed Levi's hand and urged Ymir and Christa to come along with him, which they agreed to, nonetheless. They walked over to Connie and Jean.

Eren grinned, "Hey guys," he began, "since this is a horrible way of saying 'hey, take a day off', we should go to the amusement park."

Connie slapped his thighs, "Sure," he stood up, "why not?"

"Dude." Jean deadpanned, "Our workplace was just burned down, and you want to go to an amusement park?"

Eren shrugged, "Why the not?"

Christa sighed, "As hectic as that may sound," she smiled, "I agree. We need to get this all off our backs! No more burdens!"

Ymir hugged Christa, "If she's in, I'm in, but shit, I ain't drivin'."

"Hanji's obviously coming."

"Coming where?" Hanji said as she appeared from behind Connie, making him jump.

"Amusement park. All in?" Eren rose an eyebrow, looking at everyone for approval.

"Fuck it," Jean cursed, standing up, "fine."

"Levi?" Eren looked at Levi in the eye.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Paparazzi."

"So?"

"I can't kiss you or get near anyone without some kind of scandal being formatted."

"Ugh, I hate those," Ymir commented, "those scandal stuff. All over the news, every single day."

"Just don't kiss me or go close to anyone?" Eren innocently replied.

Levi gave him a cold, hard stare. "No." And that was final.

Eren slumped his shoulders, "Fine," he submit to Levi's answer, "you guys can all go."

Levi was honestly expecting Eren to leave him to tag along with the others. He was rather pleased to know that his boyfriend wanted to stick next to him.

"I'll just... I dunno with Levi."

"Yeah, sure," Hanji didn't seem to care, "as long as you don't do the do yet. Need ta' be there."

"Bye!" Christa and everyone else waved at Eren and Levi.

Eren waved back, "Don't forget to pay the bills!"

"I'm too poor!" Hanji screamed back.

Eren turned to Levi.

Levi sighed, "I got it."

"He's got it!"

"Thanks, Ivel!"

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