Skul phone, Anton
BOOTY CALL
first of all this isn't a call and second no
You have no booty? You should get that looked at
I have a butt!
Say booty
No
So you don't have a booty?
No
No booty. How sad ;_;
Skulduggery, are you okay?
No! You have no booty! You poor poor man! How do you sit?
(Anton Leaves)
Skul phone, Scrapegrace
Heyyyy gurl
Skulduggery? You never text me. AND IM A GUY!
It's a metaphor
What's that even mean? It's not a metaphor!
Are you questioning my godly ways?!
No, please don't hit me
I would never! I might touch your face a bit, but that's it
Why would you touch my face?
Idk man it just looks soft
It is soft
Do you use lotion?
Yeah, sometimes
It puts the lotion on its skin
IM NOT AN IT!
Maybe not now, but what about tomorrow?
(Scrapegrace leaves)
Skul phone, Finbar
Sup, Finbar. Can I call you Finny?
Sure, Skul-man
Okay, Finny, is it possible to tattoo bone?
Idk I could try
I want a tattoo. I'm scared though so next time I come in tie me down and give me the tattoo
Kay, whatcha want?
A unicorn! With bananas as the tail! And hearts all over! And lasers shooting out of its eyes! Also can you make it sparkle?
That sounds cool, man! I'll try with the sparkles.
Thanks! Finny!
(Convo ova)
Skul phone, Solomon Wreath
I have something to confess to you
What is it? -.-
Do you love me?
No.
Well I've had feelings for you for awhile now
Who the hell is this?
It's me! Valkyrie wouldn't let me tell you, because it would be awkward for her and I don't have any parts but I don't care anymore!
(Solomon blocks the number)
Skul phone, Saracen
You're a bitch
You're a bitch
I am not!
Yes, you are.
How would you know?
I know things
Do you know everything?
No, but I know you're not Skulduggery
Who am I then?
Your name is Lil something
ABORT MISSION!
(Leaves and hides phone)
AN: I really wanted to put Saracen in it, but I figured he'd figure out who it was so that happened. And it's been Lil the entire time. Others just assumed it was Val or someone because it's something she would do. I'm so glad I didn't have to upload yesterday. That sounds kinda bad but I was busy all day and at the time I usually upload I decided to dye my hair pink (because why not) and then I had to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert. I usually write my stories the day before and then upload the next so it was kinda weird today. (I check reviews before I post it and if there's a request I upload that instead) and yes I quoted Silence of the Lambs in the Scapegrace convo.
Lil: I'm not entirely sure what happened in your review, but I laughed really hard. But I hope you liked part 2!
Skyla: your name is so pretty! After reading that part I went to school and just stared at my friends who read the books and pointed at it and said I was dead inside. They freaked out. They barrow the books from me so the were freaking out for a few days and I wouldn't tell them why it killed me.
Aeyla: I'm going to just write Aeyla, if that's alright. I'm so glad you liked it! And I feel like Val's favorite activity is making someone she dislikes miserable. I mean judging by how she treated Melancholia. I also thinks she likes to make Skul miserable as well because it's fun.