I hope you enjoy…
Artemis' Interview.
I am Phoebe Artemis, and DON'T CALL ME PHOEBE. Or I will castrate you. Okay I can't, but still. Really. I can't believe all these little internet fanfictions which say I have never seen a… Man's Thing before. I mean, when you castrate someone, WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE FALLING OUT?! A nipple?! I swear if I had the time, perhaps I could have a little hunt for these insolent fanfiction writers and their filthy… LEMONS!
Although, those lemons are sometimes admittedly… BUT THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT! And don't you distract me!
These little men are probably lonely and stupid anyway, not to mention sad if you see them writing things like this, instead of going out and doing it. Apollo's enjoying it, BUT IM NOT! Besides, how did they even know if I had shaved my – Shut up or I'll castrate you! I can't, then I'll run a knife between your legs. That can't feel good, can it? *Sharpens knife*
Okay, I don't like men, but admittedly, I have been curious… But really give me a break! It's been 4 millennia since my maiden vow, and I still have a heart, right? I mean, I d-don't like it, you know? When people just come right off the bat and say I don't have a heart. That I am too hardened, too cold to feel such things.
Okay, I'm not too kind to my brother, but what do you expect? I do have to set an example to my hunters, you know? And please don't say I hate my brother. I love him very much, I really do. It's just that, after that incident with Orion, I've been having a hard time trusting him, you know? I um, don't like being deceived , you know? Yeah, I hope we had that cleared up.
What I think about Percy Jackson? *A small bite on the lip* He's okay, I guess, for a male. OKAY! He is a great hero, a true man, someone very handsome, probably would give Adonis a run for his money – Oh you sly little brat.
Oh no you don't. NO YOU DON'T! COME BACK YOU LITTLE TYKE! STOP LAUGHING!
I hope you enjoy, and from time to time, I'll continue updating this little miniseries x).
I will do everything in my power to update Misery's Smile by this week, so keep your eyes peeled!