Nope do not own SNK too poor hahaahaha /cries/I don't own shit. I don't own anything mentioned.
THIS IS JUST PURE FUN.
This chapter is practiclly a filler.
Shay: DAJKGHSJ SORRY THIS HAS ZERO ACTION D: TOMORROW IF I CAN, I"LL ADD A SERS ONE
Izayacchii: LOL Im so sorry I didn't reply to your chapter 17 review Q_Q I love you too 8D
Levi and Eren Jaeger exit a yellow cab with Levi wearing a cap which had the words 'Recon Corps' on it in white letters on the front, the cap being an olive green color. Both males had decided to take the disaster off their mind by going to an arcade near by.
Eren ran in the arcade, feeling excited because it would be his first time in many years. Levi casually walked in, glad that he seemed like any other normal person as he did so. The driver of the cab they were in noticed Levi at first glance and got his autograph for his daughter. Levi poked Eren's shoulder, watching as the taller male looked around. Levi could hear a familiar someone singing, his eyes immediately narrowing to his left where a game called 'Dance Dance Revolution' stood with platforms to step on below the large screen.
"Uno, dos, tres, baby! Ah, it's truly bothersome-
this twisted world of reality," Levi's singing voice continued to project from the screen as the large words spread across the top of the screen as if announcing something.
Rivaille: Masked bitcH
The words continued an endless cycle, and immediately, Levi was attracted to the machine, wanting to try it out. "Jaeger," He said before singing along with the song, "that large back, those slender fingers, they don't have to become mine."
Eren chuckled, "Feeling a bit conceited, now are we? Walking over to a DDR machine singing your song-" Eren tailed him to the station before adding on "and those lyrics are lies!"
Levi, catching on to what he meant by that, let a small scoff out, "Excuse you, I am not conceited, and yes, these lyrics are lies, now that," Levi turned around, his lips curling into a sultry smile, "I have you."
"Flirty," Eren commented before stepping up on the platform to his right. Levi did the same, stepping up onto the left one. Eren waited for Levi to move so he could choose a song as Eren slid a coin into the slot which said 'Player 2'. "Go on," Eren urged him, feeling impatient.
"Brat, work the machine," Levi glared at Eren as he adjusted his hat.
Eren blinked, "Add a coin in first?"
Now it was Levi's turn to blink. "What?"
Eren stifled a laugh, "You don't know how to work this, don't you?"
Levi stopped talking and simply glared at the screen as if waiting for the program to hack into his brain to find out what he wanted.
"Cute," Eren commented with a small chuckle, taking some more change from his pocket and sliding it into Levi's Player 1 slot.
"Fucking brat." Levi snapped back, glaring at Eren for a short moment. He clicked his tongue before using the joystick in front of him to choose 'Choose a song'. He clicked the red button beside the joystick which then brought him to a screen which said 'One player or two players?'. He moved the stick to the right and pressed the red button.
"See? It's easy, right?" Eren resisted to smirk at the elder male.
"Shut up." Levi hissed as he chose one of the songs he sang, smirking slightly. This song would surely teach the brat a lesson. He ignored the large letter on top which said 'Warning! Song may contain profanities and/or things rated eighteen and up'. He switched the mode from normal to hard which glowed six stars out of ten. As he did so, a preview of the song came on.
Eren couldn't believe his ears.
Moaning?
Levi clicked the red button once more, a wolfish grin forming on his face as the song began to load, giving Eren a look. "I hope your dick gets hard from hearing this." He then shifted so that he was standing in the middle of the stage.
"E-Excuse me!?" Eren stuttered. He shifted his eyes uncomfortably as his face turned red, noticing that some were staring at them. He reverted his attention back to the screen which said in bright white letters: "Rivaille: Pomp and Circumstance"
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
This was the song Mikasa was talking about a week ago. The song where Levi was moaning and how attracted she was to his voice. Eren scoffed briefly. From that to that, huh? The song began and his focus on the game sharpened.
Suddenly, moaning appeared, and the game began.
"What the fuck!" Eren squealed, a grin on his face as he began to step on the arrows, "What the fuck!?" He cried once more as he realized he wasn't even stepping on them, "What the fuck!" He cried as the moaning intensified and turned into heavy panting, and Eren could feel the heat spreading all over his body, to his face and down south. He could literally hear Levi laughing at him as he continued to dance, getting perfect streaks, sitting at thirty eight combos.
"Bite down sometimes
Let me remember the pain
With overflowing liquid adrenaline," The machine continued to play Levi's song as Eren and Levi turned to face each other for a certain dance move, and Eren could not take his eyes off Levi at that moment.
Levi smirked at him, his own hands roaming across his body to emphasize his words as he sang along for a brief moment, "Taint everything~," he sang in a tone which the young Jaeger found severely attractive.
That was it. That was the last straw.
Eren stopped dancing, his hands flying to cover his face as he began to scream, his scream muffled by the song itself, "I am so, so, outta here! I can't take that-!" He squealed like a girl, rushing off the platform, running straight into a photo booth which were occupied with a couple. Eren broke in at the right time, right when they were kissing each other for a picture. He gave the couple a horrified face just before the camera made a clicking noise. He apologized quickly before the other shot was fired, running out to where Levi was, who seemed to be having the time of his life, dancing away his worries, not giving a single shit about how his boyfriend just kind of ran off as his seductive voice continued to sing.
Eren felt his pants tighten more than before and before he ran to find something else to play to calm him down, he mindlessly screamed at Levi out of confusion and frustration of having a random hard on at an arcade.
"Stop singing songs about sex, you fucking fuck! If you're so desperate just take me!" Eren confused himself for a moment. Did he really just say that!? Levi stopped dancing for a moment. He turned to give Eren a look, a wide smile on his face, and in that look, Eren immediately knew what he was going to say.
"I win," Levi announced, "your ass is mine."
Eren gave him a horrendous look, "No!" He grabbed his bag and ran before Levi could catch up, running out of the arcade, not caring about the unwanted attention he got. All he really worried about now was about how he knew Levi was faster than him. He began to reassure himself, breathing in and out as he turned to an empty ally, 'It's fine,' he thought to himself, 'my legs are like nine inches longer than his.' He hid behind a garbage can, and he immediately swore at himself for even running away. 'Such a wuss,' he admitted to himself, 'and you just seriously ran away from your own boyfriend whom you hadn't seen in how many years? Stand the fuck up and go find him right now!' The voice in his head talked to him like he was his own mother. Eren closed his eyes, sighing. He tried to stand up...
..Until Levi's strong leg kicked him back down.
"Oh," Eren half groaned, "come on!"
Levi rose an eyebrow at the bulge around Eren's crotch. "Well then," Levi rolled his eyes, pulling his brat up with one arm, "no wonder why you shot out."
"Yeah," Eren groaned, nodding, "yeah, and it kinda hurts."
Levi's lips curled into a smile. "I can fix that." His voice came out like a demand.
"No thanks," Eren sighed, "I'd rather you-!?"
Levi's hands were already tugging on his pants.
"No," Eren's voice dropped a pitch.
More tugging.
"Levi, don't be a slut."
An annoyed look, "Thanks, Jaeger."
Eren smiled as Levi took his hands off Eren's pants, "You're welcome," he replied sweetly, "and please, Levi, don't do that again."
"I don't think I can keep that promise." Levi sighed, keeping Eren's words in his mind to use against him. He smirked as he walked out of the ally with Eren in tail, 'Well, he did ask me to take him.'
Eventually, Eren had calmed down by playing shooter games in the arcade. Some people had noticed Levi, but had done nothing to make a large commotion about it. They just snapped a picture of him and Eren together while they weren't looking and left.
Eren sighed as he pulled away from the shooting game. It was his fifth time dying with Levi, and he doubted that they would get anywhere soon. "Wanna just walk around, Levi?" He questioned his boyfriend, disappointment in his tone.
"Yeah, sure," Levi reluctantly agreed as he also pulled himself away from the game, standing up with Eren, slightly irritated by the height difference, and Levi silently hoped that one day- just one day- he would grow taller than Eren, though he doubted it.
Eren boldly held hands with Levi as they walked down isles of nothing but games.
Something then caught Levi's interest. He turned his head and faced the large booth. It was light pink and littered with bows, Japanese letters and Asian ladies wearing make up. He fished an interesting idea in his mind and pulled Eren into the booth, glad that no one was there.
"L-Levi," Eren began, "this is one of those really.. feminine photo booths. You know there are other ones, right?" He nervously began, watching as Levi began to operate the touch screen in front of them, a girl's voice emitting from the speakers.
"What, Jaeger? Afraid to be found in a photo booth of pink with your boyfriend?" Levi glared at him from the corner of his eyes as he began to tap at the screen.
Eren blushed lightly, "..No," he honestly admitted, raising a hand so he could place it on his other arm's forearm, averting his eyes, "it's just that... Being alone with you in a such a closed space where no one can see us... it's kinda embarrassing, you know?"
Levi scoffed, "Little girl," he said in a high pitched voice, "it's okay, I won't touch you."
Eren played along, giggling like a high school girl, "Thanks, old man!"
"You make me sound like I'm fifty year old man with a sixteen year old girl," Levi seemed insulted as he latched his arm around Eren, preparing for the shooting, "but even then, ten out of ten, would bang." He gave the camera a lazy grin, doing the peace sign.
"Levi!" Eren scolded him through clenched teeth as the camera fired at them once, "That's so- no!" He shivered at the mere thought.
"Good! That's cute! Alrighty, taking four simultaneous pictures in ten seconds!" The high pitched, girly voice projected from the speakers in front of them.
Eren had an idea. He grinned, "Levi! Jump into my arms!" He yelled as soon as the girl counted down to six.
"Hold on," Levi said, fixing his hoodie.
"Three!" The girl cheerfully counted.
"Jump you -gah!" Eren shrieked as Levi jumped into his arms, making Eren carry him bridal style.
"One!"
Click.
"Oh god!" Eren cried, heaving Levi up with all his strength, realizing that the booth was not large enough to fit Levi horizontally. He accidentally banged Levi's head onto a nearby wall.
Click.
"Fuck!" Levi hissed, tilting his head back. Levi had bad timing, because Eren lost his balance and banged Levi's head onto the wall again.
Click.
"You fucking shit!" Levi angrily screamed, raising his head to glare at Eren.
Click.
Eren, scared to death from Levi's glare, dropped him, and while in motion, another audible click could be heard.
"Wow! Very cute!"
"Cute my ass!" Levi's voice was demonic, and immediately, Eren backed himself up into one corner. Levi stood up, his hat on the floor, his hair messy and his face a bright red.
"I'm-so-sorry-I'm-so-sorry-I'm-so-sorry!" Eren cried, hugging the wall with his body.
"Okay! The shots are processed! Do you want to edit them?"
The red, angry Levi turned around and swore, "Fuck yeah! I'm putting devil horns on you, you piece of shit!"
Eren only whimpered and nodded in false agreement, scared of getting beaten up in a photo booth. Angry Levi was scary.
After Levi was done editing all the pictures, he clicked confirm above. He snatched his hat off the ground and put it back on his head.
"The pictures are outside. Thank you for coming here! Come again~!"
Levi hissed and grumbled something along the lines of Eren being an idiot. Eren hopped beside him as they went outside to look at the photos.
At first sight, Eren began to laugh.
The first and second picture (although Eren seemed to be having troubles carrying Levi) were fine. As for the rest...
In the third and fourth picture, it looked like Eren was attempting murder in the photo booth, and Levi's editing skills made him look absolutely ridiculous. He was banging Levi's head with cat ears on, a pink blush sporting his cheeks, and he had a poorly put on set of big anime eyes, a rather perverted smile on his face.
Eren was clutching his stomach from laughter, noticing that Levi was cracking up as well.
The fifth picture, Levi had edited it so that he had a halo and was descending to heaven, glaring up at Eren who had his frightened lips covered up with a mischievous, toothy smile with devil horns on his head.
The sixth picture went without saying. It remained unedited: a simple picture of Levi meeting his untimely fall.
"I'm so sorry Levi," Eren apologized, tears of laughter threatening to fall from his eyes, "I swear I didn't mean to do that."
Levi smirked and glared at him, "Fine, but this is the last time I'm forgiving you, got it?"
Eren smiled and nodded, earning him a pat on the head.
All that hustle and bustle made both of them rather fatigued and hungry, so they just took a taxi back to Eren's house because Eren had suggested to eat there instead of wasting any more money. He'd also volunteered to cook.
Arriving at his house, Eren quickly made them some sugary tortilla chips with fruit dip, which Levi then commented that Eren would be his wife.
Eren refused to say anything back, only eating his share of food.
After cleaning the table and floors, another interesting idea formed in Eren's head.
He walked over to Levi and gave him a hug, which Levi, surprisingly being the snuggly kind, hugged back. Eren opened his eyes and his hands slowly found themselves onto Levi's butt.
Levi froze. "Eren?"
"Yep?"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"You see," Eren sighed, squeezing them, eliciting a shiver from Levi, "I wanted to see if you really had an ass. You don't."
Levi pulled away from him and delivered a roundhouse kick to Eren's stomach.
"No!" Eren cried as he was flung backwards, "I'm being honest-! Please- ack!" He groaned as another kick was sent to his stomach.
"Haven't your parents told you," Levi kicked him once more, "that if you don't have anything good to say," another kick, "don't say it?"
"I'm sorry-!" Eren prepared himself to be kicked again. When the kick didn't come, he was surprised. Instead of a kick, Levi slouched his body onto Eren's, resting his head on the brunette's left shoulder.
"Do you mind if I sleep for a bit?" Levi then began to strip off his jacket, tossing it to the side along with his hat.
Eren's words couldn't form on his lips for a brief moment. He smiled warmly, "I don't mind." He replied, wrapping his arms around Levi's waist to hold him tight as he fell into a light slumber.
"Merci, mon amour," Levi whispered before closing his eyes.
"You're welcome, Levi." Was Eren's simple response as held Levi close to him, allowing the raven black haired male to sleep on his shoulder