Some important dude, China

We declare war!

No

But we declare it!

Too bad

What?

I refuse your declaration

You can't do that!

Yes, I can. See? I just did it.

But... But.. War

But no war

Yes war

Why war?

Because your losing control of your agents

What if I never had control over them in the first place?

Did you?

No

Never?

Not even once

How are you even in charge?

I sat on the seat

That's all you did?

Yup, no one told me to leave

Seriously that's it?

Pretty much

Your government is unstable

An unstable government for unstable people

Is there any sane person in Ireland?

No, we're all unhinged.

I.. I don't want war anymore

Why not? I was looking forward to it

You said no war.

Yeah, but your not supposed to listen to me

I thought you were trying to talk me out of it.

Now why would I do such a thing?

Because war is bad

Then why do you want it?

I.. I don't know

AN: I am fully aware of the request for Valkyrie and Fletcher. Having seen the request I decided I liked China and a stranger better. (I'm still doing Val and Fletch, but I thought of this) But I'm bored in the hospital and couldn't think of anything for Val and Fletch so...

Aeyla: I'm so glad it wasn't confusing! I'm pretty sure I'm going to write one. Skul might be a bit busy murdering Finbar though.

Lil: I'm still going to do Val and Fletch. And I love Scapegrace and will probably cry a lot if he dies.

Skyla: Hmm, maybe try telling your parents it's a way for you to share stories and become a better writer? I'm not sure how your parents are, but that's part of how I got my mom to let me get one. Another option would be bugging them until they give in. Or just make an account without telling them. (I'm actually putting a lot of thought into this)Tell them it helps you improve your writing skills and you can meet new people and learn some awesome stuff. I don't know, there's always making up a bunch of good ways this benefits you. (Sorry if this was too long or didn't help you in the slightest) you could sacrifice your parents (cough... Don't do that... Cough) (you'll get arrested)