Nope do not own SNK too poor hahaahaha /cries/I don't own shit. I don't own anything mentioned.

Purple Eyes: LOL YEAHP THAT WAS THE FIRST. "secret talent" OH MY GOD LOL! Thanks :D It's alright, your English is fine! Thank you~
Me: frick fracking ereri *Q* I bet you can write smut. I bet one cent. ONE.. RARE, CANADIAN CENT. LMFAO! Oh, you guys and your English, you seriously coulda fooled me. You have good English XD
Ashley: YOU'RE WELCOME, and thank you so much ;w;
Izayacchii: /falls onto bed/ /pomf =3/ water we gonna /gets slapped/ im sorry im joking pls dont kill. Thanks :D And Mikasa is on our side. Along with Hanji.

Idk what happened here. The past has been resolved but new problems will appear.
And IDK I'll get back to business next chapter. BTW Sorry I updated late, I was watching Catching Fire yo.
And I couldn't go on on Sunday.
Thus I make this today woo.

Awoken by the sound of two loud female voices, Levi awoke with a start, his silver eyes snapping open as the hot, conditioned air greeted his bare skin.

"Repent, bitches!" one of the female voices screamed from outside of Eren Jaeger's bedroom, followed by the chants of the word 'Panty' and barely coherent horrible singing.

"..away now! ... now! Fly away!"

"Jesus." Levi huffed, sitting up on Eren's bed, hair slick with dried sweat, eyelids still heavy, tired, "and it's just morning..." He groaned as he looked at the clock which read '9:35'. He whipped his head to his right only to find that his boyfriend was no longer in bed with him. He scowled. 'What a bad way to wake up,' he inwardly growled, standing up. He stumbled over to Eren's closet and pulled out a random t-shirt which he found had a nice texture and took his own shirt off, replacing it with Eren's rather large shirt. He casually slid on his pants, taking note that he would take a shower as soon as possible after eating breakfast, and exit Eren's room. Upon closing the door, he carefully turned his head to the right, where he saw a TV show on their Samsung TV playing.

And then he saw it.

Levi's eye twitched as he took his hand off the cold door knob, looking ahead at where Eren and Mikasa were, Eren, with his pinky to middle finger curled inwards, his index finger out along with his thumb to make a makeshift gun shape, a pink, black laced panty in his other hand whilst Mikasa had two rulers, different in color and height.

Eren grinned at Mikasa, his eyes shining in playfulness and determination as he pointed his 'gun' toward the charcoal haired female, who had an alike expression, other than the fact that she was smirking. Levi couldn't help but notice that that old gleam in her eyes had returned, unless of course, his eyes were playing tricks with him.

"Repent, Bakasa!" Eren threw the pink panty at her as Levi walked down the hall, stopping at the very end, eying the pink, lacy panty which slid from right beside Mikasa's leg to Levi. The other two, who also seemed to be wondering where the piece of clothing was going, stared as it slid, stopping just a few inches away from two, small, pale feet.

Eren's eyes traveled up, passing by the black colored jeans and stopping just at the yellow Spondgebob shirt. He made a loud 'pfft'ing noise before covering his mouth using his free hand.

Mikasa snorted.

Levi gave them a cold stare.

"Well," Mikasa sighed, swagging over to Levi, "excuse me while I just..." She took an arm and took her panties, placing it on the ruler, "take my underwear and walk upstairs." She swiftly passed Levi, heading upstairs, leaving Levi and Eren to themselves.

Eren stifled his laughter as soon as he realized how awkward it was to just stand there, silently giggling whilst the man who fucked you the night before stood, watching you. Eren gulped down his laughter, placing a nervous grin on his face, "Hey!"

Levi's eyes lazily switched to the TV, which showed a blonde haired girl, stripping off a pair of pink panties, then showing a blue haired girl with pink undertones in her hair stripping off a pair of blue and white stockings. His mind froze over as he glared at Eren. "Are you watching anime characters stripping?" Levi began to question his lover silently in his head.

Eren blinked twice, laughing a bit, "I'm gonna guess they're transforming." He grinned, "Nah! They're just doing their daily things..." He trailed off as the voice actors became much more clear.

"Repent mother fuckers!"

Levi watched as their garments shifted into weapons, the stockings turning into swords and the underwear turning into a gun. Levi rose an eyebrow,feeling mildly interested in the show as he shuffled over to the couch, wanting to see what would happen next. Levi cringed his nose as his eyes met a large chunk of- no, he wasn't even sure what it was. All he knew was that it looked like shit!

"Interested?" Eren chuckled softly as he ambled over to Levi, sitting down beside him, cuddling closer to him until a sharp pain shot throughout his body. "Ow!" He hissed.

His yelp of pain caught Levi's attention, "What? Did you step on a piece of Lego?"

"No!" Eren pouted, "I think that would be worse, but right now, my ass hurts from last night."

"I knew it!" Mikasa emerged from beyond the hallway, "You two did do the do!"

Eren turned beet red and turned around to face Mikasa to deny it until Levi barged in.

"Yep," He sighed, leaning on Eren's shoulder as he watched the two angels fight the piece of turd, "we did the do. We can't have a child, sadly."

"Adoption is a free choice," Mikasa smirked as she walked over to the couch where both males sat. "Hey!" She cried as Eren slung his legs over to the end where she was going to sit on. She rolled her eyes and sat on Eren's legs. Eren shrieked, scaring Levi slightly.

"Your ass is bony!" Eren cried, "Please, gain weight in your ass area!"

"Rude!" Mikasa stood up and slapped Eren's legs, "Go before I tell mom you two actually had sex!"

Eren immediately took his legs off the couch.

"Thank you," Mikasa sighed, sitting down.

"So," Levi began, eyes still fixed onto the TV screen, "I thought you hated me."

"Disliked," Mikasa corrected him, "not very much now, because Eren loves you, but I still blame you for pushing him."

"Yeah," Levi scoffed, "you're back with the 'pushing' topic. I never pushed him, alright? It was you."

Mikasa immediately fired back, "Why would I push my own brother?"

Eren, in the midst of confusion, yelled. "Shut up! If you're going to talk about something in the past, which I, by the way, do not remember about, at least tell me about what had happened! God, damn!"

Startled by Eren's outburst, both Mikasa and Levi decided to do as he said.

Eren turned his head to stare at Levi, "Well?" He shifted to look at Mikasa, "Aren't you two going to tell me something? Anything about my past I need to know of?"

"You're sister almost killed you." Levi responded, crossing his arms as he remembered diving into the cold waters to save Eren.

"Excuse me!?" Mikasa seemed outright angered by his response, "I didn't push him!"

"Yes, you did."

"No, I didn't! I saw you with my own two eyes push him!"

"Why are you even here? Shouldn't you be at work?"

"Day off for all my damn efforts, something which you don't seem to be doing enough of. Why aren't you shooting a music video? Why aren't you recording your songs?"

"I'm doing all of that tomorrow."

Eren then began to blank out, thinking over the loud voices, trying to figure out who the culprit really was. He let his thoughts travel to the back of his mind, sending electricity bursting from the front of his brain to the very back. He shut his eyes.

"Eren!"

"Levi! Mikasa! You came here to see what the river bank would be like with me?" The green eyed boy said this so happily, so casually- almost as if the fact that the cold water was rushing just below his feet was normal. It wasn't. The river's water should be flowing carefully, smoothly, but since there seemed to be a storm happening, the water flooded in much more hurriedly, coming in forms of hard, icy waves which thrashed violently, trying to reach the surface to even themselves out.

"Eren," The small girl wearing her winter clothes screamed over the harsh wind, "get away from there!" She screeched as loud as she could, hurting her own hears from her frantic yell.

"Brat!" Levi cursed under his breath as he ran over to Eren, feeling as though he was being pushed over to the left with every step he took due to the heavy wind. He felt his heart pounding with every deep click from his boots as he pushed himself straight towards Eren, though the wind pulled him to the left. "Come on!" He glared coldly at Eren, hiding the worry evident inside his eyes using a mask which barely seemed to slowly fall a part by every move and breath Eren took.

Eren gave him a betrayed look, "No! Levi, you promised you wouldn't c-..." he paused, "complaint? Yeah-" he furrowed his eyebrows, "You promised you wouldn't complaint anymore!"

"It's complain, you crap!" Levi swore under his breath, "Eren, I'll go with you wherever you want! Just not today- please!"

Eren scowled, "No!" He stubbornly replied as he stepped closer to the edge of the bridge, near the rails which had bars that weren't small enough to hold a child's body in, "I want to see what would happen!"

"You could watch this on TV, Eren!" Mikasa gave his brother a look.

"B-but Mikasa," He frowned as his hood flew off him, droplets of rain showering into his eyes. He groaned and rubbed his eyes, backing up into a metal bar, causing Levi and Mikasa to gasp.

Mikasa and Levi were beside him within an instant, Armin catching up to them slowly, desperately gasping for air as he pushed himself onwards to save his best friend.

Mikasa pulled Eren away from the bars slightly, Levi holding Eren's hand.

Eren turned to look at Levi with teary eyes, green eyes looking defeated as Levi rubbed his thumb over Eren's promise ring on Eren's thumb.

"Eren," Levi softly began as Armin caught up, taking deep breaths behind him with Mikasa beside him, "this place is dangerous right now, and if at one point, the water comes to eat us," Levi looked dead serious, "we might disappear, and you know how you promised to marry me?"

Eren wiped away his tears with his cold, free hand, "Y-Yeah," he nodded.

"It might not happen."

Eren's eyes widened even more, "We can't have children!? No," Eren wailed, crying harder, latching onto Levi, "I don't want that! I want to be a Daddy with Levi as a Mommy! I want to eat Levi's soup and cuddle with Levi to sleep!"

Levi chuckled at Eren's innocence, "Then come on! When we get home, we can drink my homemade soup, and we can cuddle to sleep after that, okay?" He tried to smile warmly at Eren, although his face was frozen from the wind which continuously bit at his face and hands.

Eren grinned, "Yeah!" He yelled enthusiastically, walking hand in hand with Levi towards Mikasa and Armin, "let's go!" And with that, Armin and Mikasa hopped beside Eren.

"Finally persuaded him!" Armin grinned, his blue eyes shining, "Good job, Levi!"

"What does persuaded mean?" Levi blinked at Armin.

Just then, a flash of lightening hit the water beside the bridge. Mikasa shrieked and backed away, fear clear in her eyes as she pushed herself away from the railing where the lightning had hit. Thunder roared loudly with an almost explosion like resonance as Mikasa accidentally bumped into Eren as she jumped backwards.

Eren blinked, confused, seeing as from one moment, he was happily with his friends, holding hands with Levi, and now he was free falling into cold waves. He opened his mouth to scream as his back hit the water, all air escaping him from shock as water replaced it. It hurt to have his eyes open, so he blinked, and blinked, and blinked again, wanting the pain to stop as he was choked, his lungs slowly being filled with water as he vainly tried to reach up, feeling the current push him away from where he had landed.

He blinked and saw a blur of black and white swimming along with him. Curious, Eren let his eyes stay open, trying to ignore the sharp stabs of cold water against his eyes as he felt pressure being applied to the sides of his shoulders, and suddenly, the direction of way he was once drifting in changed so that he was being pulled upwards. More water filled Eren's lungs, and he saw the corner of his eyes turn black. He blinked. The darkness had spread, clouding most of his vision now as he was being pulled to the surface. He blinked, and blinked again, and the last thing he saw before blacking out was the dark storm clouds above him and silver eyes watered with what Eren knew were tears.

"Eren!"

"Eren!"

The voice made him snap back to reality, his eyes widening as he realized that he was asleep. He opened his mouth and desperately searched for air for his lungs were suffocating with the lack of oxygen. He questioned himself. Was he holding his breath this whole time?

"Thank God," Mikasa sighed, her hands clasped around his wrists, "I thought you were dead!"

"Damn it, Eren!" Levi cursed, anger vivid in his eyes, "Don't do that!"

Eren blinked. "Do... what?" He said as he panted for air, his ocean-like eyes gazing at them in a way that Levi and Mikasa could only render as confused.

"You stopped breathing..." She bit at her thumb: a bad habit she had gained over years. Something she would only do if she were extremely stressed out or worried, "for a whole minute."

"..What?" Eren laughed, "But I was just thinking!"

"Well," Levi snapped, "whatever you were thinking of stopped your breathing for a whole minute." He turned his head away from Eren, crossing his arms as he breathed in and out deeply, trying to relax himself by masking his worried face with anger.

"Eren," Mikasa slowly began, her eyes growing soft as she looked at her brother in an encouraging way, "what were you thinking of?"

Eren pursed his lips for a moment, a cynical look washing over his face for a brief moment, "The truth."

Mikasa and Levi looked at him questioningly.

"He's right, Mikasa," Eren frowned, "you pushed me- but it was on-!"

"What!?" Mikasa shot him a look of mix disbelief and disgust, "Seriously? You too? Eren, you're kidding me, we both know I wouldn't have the guts to do that-!" Eren, alike to Mikasa, barged in through her sentence.

"-You wouldn't." He plainly replied, standing up tall in front of Mikasa, towering her with the little height difference, "I know you wouldn't. You can't even hurt a damn spider!" Eren laughed rather breathlessly, exhausted from repeating his words over and over again, "But it was on accident, Mikasa," his eyes glowed with honesty as her silver eyes brightened and visibly widened, "you were startled by the lightning and sound of thunder, and upon jumping, you accidentally bumped into me."

Mikasa's eyes were as wide as they could, her eyes almost like dots in her eyes. She took a moment before falling to her knees, her hands raising to cover her mouth. "It really was me..?" Her statement came out like a question as she looked at the ground for reassurance. "All this time, I've been blaming the wrong person. One of my closest friends- when it was really me." She laughed without emotion as she felt two pairs of eyes pierce her, "Am I that dumb?" Mikasa tilted her head up to face Eren, her gaze pained and full of questions.

Eren closed his eyes, "No, Mikasa, I'm sure that's not..." he trailed off as he saw courage fight its way back into his sister's eyes.

Her broken look was repossessed with a determined one. She shot up, hugging her brother, "I'm so sorry," she cried before quickly pulling away. She turned around to face Levi.

Levi blinked. "No, no, I'm fine," He quickly responded, and even still, she began to approach him, "Mikasa, I'm fine."

"Levi," She sobbed, wrapping her arms around Levi, "I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry, I'm such a moron! How could I not know that I did it? No, wait, I know why now..." She paused and choked on her own tears, "I knew it was me. I knew it was me the whole time... I'm so selfish! I knew it was me, but I didn't want to accept that truth- the fact that I had pushed my own brother into the river- and lied to myself, and to everyone around me. I kept telling myself, over and over again, every single night and morning that you had pushed him to the point where my heart couldn't tell what was the truth anymore, and blindly accepted the fact that 'you pushed him' when it was really me. I'm such an idiot-!"

"Yeah, okay," Levi patted her back, "we get it- and it's fine."

Bewildered and slightly upset from his response, Mikasa pulled away, her eyebrows furrowed.

Levi shrugged, "I'm not sure how to deal with this shit. I'm not into drama."

Eren chuckled lightly before walking over to Levi and Mikasa, "He means that it's okay as long as you stop lying."

Levi nodded, "What he said."

Mikasa shot him a look as she pulled away from him completely, "You could've at least tried," Mikasa bit her lip, "and Eren," she slowly turned to the said male, "as for the 'no lying' thing... I lied a few days ago when I said I didn't eat your chips."

"Oh." Eren looked at her, "Seriously? For chips?"

She shrugged, "How was sex?"

Eren cringed whilst Levi smirked.

"Ah, God, that white stuff is still coming out of my butt..." Eren whispered to himself as he awkwardly rubbed at his butt, wondering briefly if adding warmth would help.

"Oh God," Mikasa looked at Levi, "you really went all out, didn't you?"

"Nope," Levi replied, popping the 'p', "if I had the choice to go all out, I would've probably done him over more than once."

"Okay, I may be a fujoshi, but not when I know Eren's the bottom." Mikasa glared at Eren, "You should top him. Who the hell are you? You're a Jaeger. A hunter, yet you seem to be the prey."

"Whoa," Eren held his hands up, feigning offense, "sorry, sis!"

Mikasa smiled.

"3, 2, 1," Eren smirked.

Mikasa pressed play.

A chorus began to sing in wide ranges of 'ah's and such.

"What the fuck are we listening to?" Levi queried the two, glaring at them as they reached the twenty second mark.

"Shh!" Eren hushed Levi, earning himself an annoyed glare.

"Sie sind das essen und wir sind die Jaeger/me!" The two began singing before laughing as the song continued on.

"What?" Levi's eye twitched, "Was that English?"

He was answered by a series of 'ha's from Eren.

Levi shook his head.

"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-" Eren cut himself off, "fumareta hana no.. namae mo chi-" he corrected himself, coming in at bit later than Mikasa, "shirazu ni-!" He imitated a bird as he flapped his arms up and down in a slow motion, staring at Levi intimidatingly, "Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru-!"

"Seriously, what the fuck is happening?" Levi scowled, glaring at both singers, "What are you trying to sing? Is this Chinese-."

"Bitch, what was that?" Mikasa snapped her fingers playfully, "This be Japanese, friend."

Taken aback, Levi gave her a odd look.

"Shh, shh, Mikasa, Levi," Eren smiled as if something was being sent down from Heaven itself, "it's happening." He said as he skipped over to a certain part in the song.

"Skipper!" Mikasa growled at Eren, although she let him do as he pleased, "Emono o hofuru Jaeger!"

"Me!" Eren threw his arms up, almost hitting Levi, managing to only hit his hair, "Oh, sorry," he immediately apologized, bringing his arms back down as Mikasa continued to dramatically sing with emphasized emotion beside him. "Oh yeah, by the way, we're just singing-" he cut himself off again.

"Guren no Yumiya!"

"Hah! Hah! Hah! Hah!" Eren rose his hands up with each 'ha'.

Mikasa smiled and laughed as she watched her brother swoon around Levi, nearing the raven black haired man with every intensifying 'ha' sound.

"Back off," Levi pushed Eren away.

Eren chuckled as the one minute version of the song ended, his eyes closed, "We're all friends again!"

"What friends," Mikasa cringed her face in disgust, "I see no friends. All I see is some pop star and a weirdo who can't sit properly."

Eren turned red, "M-Mikasa..!"

"Sorry, but truth be told," Mikasa pointed at his odd sitting position, "it's not that hard to notice."

"Well!" Eren pouted.

"See?" Levi rolled his eyes, "It's your fault anyway."

Another song came onto Mikasa's playlist of songs, and of course, it was Levi singing.

"Oh." Levi rose his eyebrows in realization, "this."

Eren looked briefly confused.

"Putting, putting, putting on my falsies," Levi began to sing, clapping to the rhythm, "the false eyelashes that make me blink."

Mikasa added her own voice in, singing properly this time. "Putting, putting, putting on my falsies," She smiled, "my cute false eyelashes."

"Oh," Eren rolled his eyes, placing his head to rest on his right hand, "this song."

"You know the lyrics by heart?" Levi rose an eyebrow at Mikasa, deciding to punish Eren later for showing such a rude, blunt response to his own boyfriend's songs.

"Of course," Mikasa closed her eyes, feeling triumphant, "I was- and still am - your number one fan." Her eyes snapped open, "By the way, the song you'll release tomorrow- what's it called?"

Levi smirked, "I'm not sure if I want to tell you." He teased her, wanting to see her reaction.

She slumped her shoulders, "Come on, please? We're friends!"

"I thought I was just a pop star."

"And a friend! Please?"

"I never pegged you for the kind of girl to beg, Mikasa," Levi chuckled halfheartedly, "it's called Watchfulness."

"Wow," Eren chuckled, "I thought it would be something like Waiting to Pounce or some sex-related-!"

"Bingo, Eren," Levi smiled seductively at Eren, "exactly what it means. Waiting to pounce."

"Oh." Eren frowned, "Well, I'm going to assume moaning is included?"

"Yes," Levi nodded.

"As awkward as this may sound," Mikasa slowly began, "I like hearing Levi's singing voice, moaning or whatnot."

Eren narrowed his eyes at Mikasa, "Are you hitting on him?"

Levi huffed, "Well, anyway, I'm going to sing it tomorrow- and no, I am not singing it right now because I don't like spoiling people."

"But you spoil Eren."

"Yeah, you spoil me."

"..He's.. different."

"Yay, I'm special!"

Eren blinked as he turned his phone on, looking at the several messages and Snap Chats he had received from Connie, Hanji, Jean and Ymir. Christa quite frankly didn't have Snapchat. She didn't even have a phone.

78 Snapchats.

"Seventy-eight snap chats, hm?" He read out loud.

"From who?" Mikasa looked over at Eren's phone.

"The usual children," Eren smiled as he clicked at the Snapchat app, looking through all the snaps they took, laughing along with Mikasa at some of them, watching as they had fun in the amusement park while it rained until it the thunderstorm began to kick in. Levi ignored them and continued to stir away at his homemade soup, adding in the carrots he had Eren chop up for him.

Finally, looking over at the last Snapchat sent to him by Hanji, her caption caught him.

"haf fun wit da sexehhh hhhhhhhh" and of course, a picture of her with her and Connie, their pinkies up their noses.

"She knows things." Mikasa bit her lip.

"Yeah," Eren agreed, "she does."

"Soup's done." Levi called out, making sure everyone heard him.

"Fuck yeah-!"

"Wait!" Mikasa stopped Eren from getting off the couch, changing the song on the TV they had using YouTube. She clicked on something on her phone, and suddenly a music video familiar to everyone in the room came on.

Cue music.

Cue Eren's horrified look.

"No!" Eren shrieked as soon as the moaning started, Levi's projected image on the TV started to dance, the camera angle changing throughout the sequence, "Stop! This is-!"

"Nice," Levi rolled his eyes at Mikasa, "yeah, give him a hard on while eating, why the fuck not?"

Mikasa evilly chuckled, "Eren, watch the whole thing or else you aren't getting any of Levi's soup."

"Or ass," Levi added on.

Eren growled, "I don't care about the ass, but the soup! Please, God, no, not the soup!"

"Choose one, Eren, and be honest," Mikasa smirked darkly, "Levi's ass or his soup."

The song continued on, Eren's eyes unable to leave the screen as Levi's hands roamed all over himself, "A..All of the above."

"Your welcome." Mikasa smiled at Levi before turning the Samsung TV off.

Eren blinked and snapped back to normal, "W-wait, what!?"

-sings-
I don't know idk what I just wrote blahblah blahblah kurai blah balh iiyo ganai kakushiteiru anata no style mukidashi iru ga mama dive-
Watchfulness Koshitantan Waiting to Pounce
Levi's singing voice Shoose It's not Kamiya Hiroshi- it'sShoose.
might as well name this chapter

DANSHI KOUKOUSEI NO NICH- I mean..
EREN NO NICHI- fuck it
DANSHI KOUKOUSEI NO NICHIJOUU~ AUN!