Drunk Val, Scapey

I freaking luv u

Uh, thanks?

Ur sooooo prety an stuf

I'm not pretty!

No?

No!

That sad.

Are you alright?

No... I luv u alot

What?

Ur so funy! We should go out or smthng

Uh

R u seein some 1 else?

No

Then y u say uh? Do u not liek me?

I... Uh

I I've alwayss luved yew!

You have?

Yus, Skully wouldn't let me tel u tho

Why not?

Cause he luvs u tew, but I luv u more

Oh really?

Do u liek me or no?

I uh sure

Letsss goooo out then!

Okay...

Yay!

(Val starts texting Skul)

Val, Skul

Scapey an I r in luv

No your not

Stahp bein jelous of usss

Are you drunk?

No I'm

Your what?

Drunk

Exactly. Stop texting people before you do something you'll regret

I dun't regret nthng

Valkyrie.

Skully-poo

Don't ever call me that again

Y not?

Because it's stupid

Ur stupid

I am not.

Yeas u r! U can't evn count 2 hot dog

That's because hot dogs not a number

Ur not a numbree

I'm not

I luv yew mor then Scapey

Valkyrie go to bed.

I am in bed! I'm in ur bed

No your not. I don't even have a bed

Yus u do! It confurtabel.

Where are you?

Im in ur bed. Butt imm lonly com join mee

Valkyrie, I'm coming to get you

Yay!

AN: typing like that killed me inside. My friend yelled at me because I used something she's sent me when her friend was drunk but whatever. This was one of my favorite requests. Sorry for putting two requests into one.

Lil: I didn't do the morning part but Val probably goes out with him anyway. Hope you liked it though!

Skyla: Yay! I want to know your name when/if you make one!

Aeyla: Thanks! I'm glad you like them!