Dexter, Tanith, Fletcher
I'm sorry guys but only one of us can walk out of this alive
Why?
There can only be one blonde!
Sorry, Dex and Fletch, you'll both be missed.
Excuse you! I'll be winning this!
I'm going to die aren't I?
Unfortunately yes
Sorry, Fletch.
Neither of you are sorry!
No, not really
Tbh, we're both a lot stronger than you and you don't even have a chance at being the alpha, Fletcher.
We shall have a fight to the death! On the next full moon!
I don't wanna die!
too bad! Take one for the team!
What team?
WILDCATS
This is why we can't have nice things!
This is why we have nice things!
How do either of you even know what that is? You're both way too old to have watched that movie as kids.
Uh
About that
You losers
Who are you calling a loser? Have you looked in the mirror recently?
Of course he has. He's Fletcher
Hey! I'm cool!
No
Your really not
You know what? I'm going to win this fight!
Lmao!
Fletcher, don't embarrass yourself
I can fight!
But you can't win against us.
Dexter's buff as hell and has years of training and experience.
Tanith's like an English ninja.
I can just teleport you both out into the middle of nowhere
Survival skills tho
A desert then!
Cell phones
You won't have service!
We have service everywhere. Remember our phones all have magical enhancements
I'll take your phones then!
Yeah good luck with that.
Does this mean war?
Yes (Dexter and Fletcher)
~one week later~
Fletcher, Valkyrie
How dare they!
You tried to take their phones..
They didn't have to dye my hair green
You brought this upon yourself
Your supposed to be on my side!
It's your own fault
~wildcats~
Tanith, Ghastly
That fucking whore
What happened?
Dexter's a little bitch and hid my sword
How dare he
I'm going to kill him!
~is literal human~
Dexter, Saracen
Do you know when Tanith gets revenge on me?
No
Do you know when she finds her sword?
In half an hour
Why so soon?
Skulduggery tells her
That dirty nugget
Great insult
Is today the day I die?
Probably
AN: I forgot I needed to post one today or was it yesterday? Whatever the point is I posted one! I almost went to bed. I should put a reminder on my phone or something. Anyway, those little things that I put in between conversations were just dividers so ignore them if you want.
Lil: I think Scapegrace needs more love so Sanguine and him will be a thing soon.
Aeyla: Thanks!
Sebastian Castellen: thank you!