Nope do not own SNK too poor hahaahaha /cries/I don't own shit. I don't own anything mentioned.
 Izayacchii: Eren deserves his chance 8D Man, if Levi and Eren have a wedding, everyone is so invited. Yay Mikasa :D! Oh, Austria! That's so cool * A*!
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HEY GUYS THE BOLD BUTTONS ARE FUCKED SO HAHA, anyway, ever heard of the SnK game by Fenglee? I've been playing it for like the past five months and i STILL SUCK YAY ME I was in the public servers trying to kill Annie yesterday. SO. MUCH. FUN.

Ey so I made a facebook page.
Uh.
Guess what it's called.
Obv not Valkyrja Jaeger.
Obv not.
yeah it is anyway yeah I GO ON FACEBOOK EVERY FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE AND STAY ON FOR LIKE 24 HOURS YEAHP.
Anyway, there you can ask me questions and send fanart cuz someone alreadymademe fanartand iw asliek oh but idk where itis anymore gg sorry person

btw should this turn M rated?

Lunch time was over.

They'd already finished helping each other out, cleaning up the mess Levi had made from cooking and Eren's soup spills. Eren had quite some bit of the soup, taking at least half of the deliciousness before finally deciding to stop, even though he wasn't even satisfied yet. Now, they were just sitting on the couch, looking at the TV, watching some Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Eren and Mikasa would snicker and laugh every now and then. Levi would just smirk.

Suddenly, Mikasa bursted into a fit of random laughter at a rather cynical moment.

Both males eyed her.

"What?" Eren queried in a careful tone, unsure of what there was to laugh about.

Her laughter extended, "I just remembered mom's bad English... Haha! Even after years of staying here, her English isn't as good!"

Eren huffed and chuckled before mimicking his mother's voice, "As quick as a fast!" He began to laugh along with Mikasa.

Levi gave them an odd look, "What? I don't get it..."

"Our mom," Eren grinned over at him, "sometimes when she tries to say something, it comes out funny."

"Don't worry!" Mikasa quoted her mother, "It will be as quick as a fast!"

"Your silence is making too much noise!" Eren's laughter did not cease as he rolled back and forth on the couch.

Mikasa snorted, causing Eren to laugh even more, "He's such a baddest!"

Levi rose an eyebrow, not finding any of what they'd said funny. "That's humorous to you two?" He scoffed, "Childish."

"Let's make sex jokes so he laughs," Eren rolled his eyes and began with a deadpan voice, "what do you say to a cow girl."

"Ride on me." Mikasa replied, seemingly devastated, "-God, damn it! Think of worse ones!"

"Oh, uh," Eren's eyes trailed from left to right, finding some kind of inspiration to begin his joke. When he found none, he sighed. "I can't think of any." He plainly responded, slumping into the couch. He twitched.

"Sex jokes aren't funny," Mikasa followed Eren's movements, "Levi you suck."

"Thanks," Levi replied with a smirk.

"By the way, when you two did the thing," Mikasa peered over at Levi, "was it.. nice?"

"Oh my god." Eren covered his face, turning himself into a ball.

Levi grinned wolfishly, "He was tight."

"Oh my god," Eren cried again, digging his nails into his skin.

"Oh..." Mikasa blinked as if realizing something. She turned away.

And then turned her attention back to him, "How did it feel?"

"Pleasurable," Levi responded with a nod.

"Everyone," Eren snapped, "shut the fuck up!" He cried, "Do not mention the word sex because my ass hurts every single time you even mention it!"

"Ouch," Mikasa bit her lip, "well then... Sorry."

"I told you," Levi sighed.

"By the way," Eren turned to Levi, "when we first met at the cafe, why were you so mean to me?"

"I didn't know who you were at first until Hanji told me who you were..." Levi turned his head away from Eren's gaze, "Besides, you seemed to hate me a lot, so I was thinking that you hated me because I left you."

"No," Eren shook his head, "it wasn't your fault. I just... kinda..." Eren trailed off. He turned over to Mikasa, "How did I forget?"

Everyone paused, a pregnant silence washing over them like a heavy wave which drowned them.

Eren paled as he remembered his dream of when Mikasa and his mother held him down, whilst his father injected him with some kind of odd serum. "Mikasa..?" His voice was dangerously low, "How did I forget?"

Mikasa looked at him with wide, startled eyes, "I-I'm not sure myself-but!"

Eren cut her off, "Mikasa are you," he leaned in closer to look at her in the eye, scaring her more than she was already, "lying?"

Mikasa was taken aback, "I don't lie!"

"Tell that to your past mistakes which caused you and everyone else around you to think that Levi pushed me." Eren growled, "You held me down, didn't you?"

Levi knew this tone Eren used.

The tone he used when he was uncontrollably mad. That one time where he made Eren mad was hell for him. Levi immediately shot up and grabbed Eren, pulling him away from Mikasa in case of any rash, violent attempts to hurt her, "Eren," his tone was warning him to stop.

"Let go!" Eren growled as Mikasa pushed herself away from her brother out of fear, "I know she knows something?"

"Why are you so mad!?" Mikasa clenched her fists," What did I do?"

"Your lying to me!"

"No, Eren," Mikasa shook her head, "let me finish my fucking sentence!" She roared back at him, confidence filling her grey eyes, "I'm not sure how you came to forget, but I remember dad injecting you!"

This made him and Levi pause altogether.

"I talked this over with mom," Mikasa began, looking at her thighs, "we dreamed about it... We dreamed about dad injecting you- and it seemed so.. real. We were holding you down, I-I-!"

"You-!" Eren was gagged with Levi's hand. Eren glared up at Levi, his eyes a icy blue color which reminded Levi of winter's bittersweet cold. Levi's thoughts were quickly forgotten when Eren bit down at his hand. Eren's teeth sunk into Levi's flesh.

Levi did not pull his hand away. He let the boy bite at him, pushing his hand further into his mouth to cause the brunette some pain as well. "Eren," Levi hissed.

Eren shivered and made his biting softer, his eyes filled with anger, confusion and an apologetic emotion.

Mikasa hesitated to speak, but did so anyway, "I wasn't sure why," her voice was much more calm, though it had a serious undertone, "we were holding you down, but mom said that from the corner of her eye she saw what looked like a gun- or a tranquilizer, so we came to a conclusion. We were only doing that because we were afraid of.. possibly dying. I remember that after we let him inject you, he injected mom and then walked over to me... I don't remember any more than that."

Eren had calmed down slightly, "So dad..?" he spoke, pulling Levi's hand away from his mouth.

Mikasa didn't reply.

"..We need to confront dad about this," Eren boldly stated, "all three of us- you, mom and I. I need to know why he did that."

"But are you sure," Mikasa rubbed her forearm, "it wasn't just a dream?"

"Just a dream?" Levi scoffed, "If all three of you had the same dream, and that means nothing?" Levi stood up, "That dream was obviously real, unless some kind of supernatural bullshit happened here."

"You're right," Eren nodded, his eyebrows scrunched, "it must be real..."

"Eren," Mikasa slowly began, "I think I know... why."

"Yeah?" Eren rose an eyebrow, "Go on."

"Our dad," Mikasa looked over at Levi, "never really liked Levi."

Levi blinked and smirked, "Well I've honestly felt the same for quite some time now, seeing as he was the one who told me to leave."

Eren's hand flew to latch itself onto Levi's, their fingers intertwining with each others.

Mikasa nodded, "Once again, I am genuinely sorry for my idiotic being," she quickly apologized before continuing on, "dad knew about you two being a little too close to be called 'best friends'. He and I were there when you two exchanged promise rings, and I remember dad's grip tightening on my hand.. and it hurt." She rubbed her right hand, "He and I were also there when you two accidentally kissed each other. Dad was never one to support gay rights, he'd always thought it was horribly wrong. At one point, if my mind is correct, one time, dad and mom were talking with each other. They were talking about your relationship, and I just happened to overhear. Dad was outright angered by how close you two were getting and he was thinking of moving just to get away from Levi..." Mikasa smiled slightly, "But mom... she was really nice about it. She said that she loved the idea of you two coming together, and she loved the fact that you two weren't hiding your feelings from each other. Mom called your relationship 'sweet' and 'cute', and she said that if we ever moved away, she would leave with both of us." She pointed at Eren and herself.

Eren smiled warmly, "Mom..."

"I guess that was what held dad back from moving away," Mikasa shrugged. "Dad.. I think," Mikasa held a stern look on her face as she switched gazes from Eren to Levi, "he was waiting for the right time to strike. For an accident that revolved around our group- the Mikasa, Armin, Eren and Levi group, knowing that we were still children and that we did stupid things- and my idiocy triggered his movements- his plan."

"I see," Levi nodded understandingly, piecing the puzzles together in his mind, "so he was just idle, waiting for some kind of bad happening to happen so he would finally have the perfect reason to tear Eren away from me..." Levi's eyes darkened, "Cheeky bastard..."

Eren ignored the ache in his heart when Levi insulted his father. Even though he'd done all these things, Grisha Jaeger was still Eren and Mikasa's father, and nothing could ever change that. "Dad's just a wolf in sheep's clothing, huh..." Eren seemed sad to admit so.

Mikasa slowly nodded, "Yeah, that's the perfect term for him."

"So all this," Levi shifted on the couch, "because of Eren and I's relationship. How stupid. Is that really it? Because we don't swing the other way, we get a punishment?"

"Dad is extremely against gays," Mikasa sighed, "he would explode at the mention of two guys going together, or just by saying the word 'gay'."

"Lovely," Levi deadpanned.

"Why..." Eren clenched his fists, "Why does he have to be like that..?" Eren was shaking in anger, eyes filled with disbelief, "Why can't he just accept us?" Eren added on quickly, "Why can't they accept us?"

Levi's grip on Eren's hand tightened, "We just need to help ourselves... some people just think it's plain wrong for two of the same gender to be together."

"But why can't they just..." Eren trailed off, all confidence lost in his voice, which was very unusual. Eren Jaeger was usually the boy who held a massive amount of courage and confidence, sometimes becoming overconfident and obnoxious, yet now... he seemed merely soulless. He let go of Levi's hand, but immediately, Levi took Eren's limp hand back into his.

"We can't give up, Eren," Levi's voice was soft and soothing, "the whole world may not be on our side, but it's fine. As long as..." he coughed in an embarrassed way, "well, we're together..."

Eren felt his heart light up as his eyes met silver ones. Eren smiled, his face, which was once pale, painted with vivaciousness, "Yeah, you're right... the world is unfair, but it's better to suck it up and move on, huh?" A silly grin was plastered onto his face, "I'm really glad to have you, Levi..." His ocean-like eyes were no longer icy and blue. They were a fair, beautiful color which were clear like a summer sky.

Levi pulled his hand away and covered his mouth, turning his whole body around and walking away, disappearing into the corridor before yelling, "I'm gonna take a shower!"

"Oh," Eren whispered at first, a smile on his face, "he's being shy."

Mikasa lightly giggled, "I support you two," she smiled. She shuffled closer to Eren and punched his chest lightly, "Do your best, both of you, okay?" Mikasa felt happy at the sight of the two of them being together, and it wasn't until now that she realized so.

"Yeah," Eren grinned, "be right back sis," he stood up and ran after Levi, screaming. "Wait for me!" He wailed, running down to the end of the hallway, opening the bathroom door, only to find that Levi wasn't there. He looked confused for a moment.

"Oh," Levi appeared from behind him, scaring Eren, causing him to jump inside, "here it is. It's connected to your bedroom, huh?"

"Y-Yeah," Eren scratched his cheek, "um... Do you wanna... maybe... take a bath together..?"

Levi blinked and shut the door, locking it, "Sure," he shamelessly agreed.

Eren quite literally ripped his shirt up and over his head, stripping off the rest after he filled the bathtub with nice, hot water. He pulled himself in, splashing the hot water and shrieking, "So hot!"

"Shut up," Levi stepped in quickly, the steam covering up his naked body as he dipped himself inside, sitting across Eren.

"..What are you doing?" Eren blinked as he watched Levi lower himself further.

"I don't want to sit on an erection." Levi flatly said.

Eren turned red, "W-Wha!? I-I'm not that perverted!"

"Please don't tell me your getting turned on." Levi ignored him.

"I'm not!" He half-honestly replied. He squealed and shimmied away from the foot which brushed past his crotch.

"Lies," Levi hissed, pulling his face down the water until the hot water was above his mouth, just below his nose. He lifted himself up a bit so he could breathe.

"Damn it," Eren blushed, glaring at Levi, "it's not my fault!"

"Yeah, it is." Levi continued to stare at him with a blank look, "You're the one who wanted to take a bath with me."

"So?" Eren childishly pouted, crossing his arms which were submerged in water, "I can't help it!"

Levi lightly chuckled, "Idiot," he smiled at his lover, "do you mind passing the shampoo, little shit?"

Eren's eyes widened. "That is the cutest smile you've given me in a while, and you don't even say 'I love you' after. It's 'do you mind passing the shampoo, little shit'." Eren sighed, taking an arm out of the water, swinging it beside him to grab some of Mikasa's Japanese high quality shampoo called Tsubaki, "Here. Take the Asian branded shampoo thing. It's really good, but it costs like sixteen bucks. Shit, man."

Levi rolled his eyes, taking the shampoo, "Just get cheaper ones."

"No!" Eren scowled, "It makes my hair less fabulous."

Levi couldn't help but laugh at him. He squirted some of the white substance onto his hand before massaging it onto his head. "Smells good." He admitted, "Feels nice too."

"What," Eren smirked, "my fart?"

Levi jumped, startled by his announcement, hitting his head on the faucet, "Fuck!" He growled, hissing as he rubbed at his head, "Jaeger, if you fucking took a nice little fart in the bathtub I will fucking shit on you."

"Haha!" Eren laughed, "If I said I did, will you actually?"

"Fuck no," Levi spat, "I'm not stupid like you!"

"I didn't," Eren calmly replied, relaxing into the water, "no worries. By the way, this bathtub is big. You could fit like, four people in here."

"Is this even a bathtub?" Levi rose an eyebrow, calming down from his little angered outburst, "It's huge."

"Thanks," Eren winked at him.

"..." Levi hesitated to respond to him, "..Was that a dick reference?"

"No." Eren looked taken aback, "Seriously? No!" He laughed, closing his eyes.

Levi squirted some more shampoo on his hand before crawling up to Eren.

Eren, feeling the movement, opened his eyes in shock. He felt Levi's leg next to his thigh, "L-Levi!?" The said male was hovering above him.

"Hey," Levi playfully replied.

"A-Are you trying to do.. something?" Eren felt blood rush south.

Levi's leg accidentally brushed past Eren's erection. Levi scoffed, "So easily turned on by me, huh?" He chuckled, "And yes, I'm trying to do something."

Eren, not seeing the shampoo in Levi's left hand, turned red with embarrassment. "I-If your going to do it," he shyly began, "do it quickly... I don't want Mikasa to overhear us again."

Levi looked deadpan. He lifted his left hand, covered in shampoo, "I'm just going to put shampoo on your head."

"Oh." Eren felt his titan down south lessen and become less excited, "Sorry," Eren looked extremely embarrassed.

Levi laughed lightly, "It's fine, brat." He literally took the shampoo and wiped it on Eren's head, before pulling away.

"What." Eren blinked. "What?" Eren laughed dryly, "I thought you were going to shampoo my head."

"I told you that I'd just put shampoo on your head," Levi glared at Eren, "I didn't say anything about massaging your head with it- or shampooing your head, whatever you call it."

"Aww," Eren pouted, raising his hands up to massage the shampoo in his own head, "fine."

Once he was done, he kindly asked Eren to turn on the shower head, which Levi did. Levi took the shower head and flinched as soon as boiling hot water burned his face and upper body. Out of reflex, he stuck it outwards and away from him, spraying Eren instead.

Eren screamed bloody murder. "Levi!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Immediately, Levi pulled the lever to the side which said 'cold'.

Eren screamed again as icy water filled his mouth.

Levi placed it in the middle, where the warm water was, frantic.

Eren, having enough of Levi's shit, dove to Levi's side, falling onto his chest, making Levi pull back from the weight, hitting his head on the faucet once more. The shower head went bat-shit crazy and sprayed everywhere on the other side, washing the wall, the shower curtain preventing it from spraying any more than that.

"..We're the idiotic couple." He stated in a matter of fact tone as he continued to stay in his position, his face on Levi's chest.

"..Yep." Levi couldn't help but agree as the pain around his head ached all over, "This is the seventh time, Jaeger," Levi's face began to heat up with frustration, "that time in the photo booth, and now. The seventh fucking time you've done something completely stupid and dangerous."

"I'm sorry," Eren's voice came out like a whine.

Levi didn't say anything for awhile. He turned the shower head off and responded, "It's okay."

A knock.

"Hey! Eren! Your phone is exploding with messages and I read one of them! Jean, Connie and other people are outside the house!"

Yay boom bam im done sorry i dont know bye
PS: Possible lemon next chapter OK BYE

wait no

omfg guys
GUYS I LAUGHED MY ASS OF THE OTHER DAY
CUZ I REALIZED

THE SUMMARY ISNT EVEN TRUE NOBODY SAID SUCH THINGS THEY NEVER EVEN
EREN ISNT EVEN ENROLLED TO A COLLEGE YET FUCK WTF IS WRONG WITH ME
K ILL LEAVE THAT FOR ALL OF YOU TO LAUGH AT UNTIL I UPDATE NEXT TIME