AN: I forgot to post yesterday and I'm not really in a good enough mood to come up with something so here's some convos I started but never finished.
(#1)
Skulduggery: we have a bit of a problem
Anton: what?
Fletcher: THERES FREAKING ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE!
China: zombies?
Tanith: zombie apocalypse anyone?
Ghastly: how did this happen?
Skulduggery: Nye was experimenting of scrapegrace and it found that being a zombie can be contagious. It's transmitted through spit and blood.
Dexter: do they still think like humans?
Saracen: no
Valkyrie: so what's the plan?
Tanith: Valkyrie you've know us long enough to know we don't have one
Skulduggery: we do have a plan for once
Ghastly: skulduggery what have we told you about lying
Dexter: it'll turn your bones yellow.
Anton: when have we ever told him that?
Saracen: right now
(#2)
Skul, Val
What the hell do you mean your going out with Erskine?
He's cool!
He's Erskine!
Why do you care?
Because, your annoying when you have a boyfriend.
Your always annoying and I put up with you!
I'm a joy to be around and Erskine's too old for you.
Yeah, but he's fun.
You said dating someone over 30 years older than you was disgusting.
It is. It's like dating your grandpa, but as long as I don't think about it it's fine.
(#3)
Real Skulduggery, Valkyrie
I did not text you that
You kinda did
That wasn't me!
Sure it wasn't.
I sense sarcasm.
What sarcasm? Btw how's your boner?
I DONT HAVE ONE!
You said you did...
I hate you
AN: I hope that was an okay substitute for an actual thing. I haven't checked the reviews yet so I have no idea if there are requests. I'll go back to writing real ones tomorrow.
Skyla: uh, I haven't done any of the recent ones in class because it's still summer... (Sorry I'm a bit confused by what you said)
Aeyla: I always forget that you guys aren't used to my insults. I actually use those in real life. And Fletcher would die like five seconds in. I think Tanith and Dexter are evenly matched though.
Lil: yes, they shall play eye spy again. There will be a joke about Sanguines lack of eyes.
Sebastian Castellen: thank you! He called him a nugget right? That's literally my favorite insult ever. It started out as me calling my friends ex a cold nugget and now everyone is a nugget. Or a limp noodle.