AN: I'm sorry, but I'm still not feeling up to writing actual things, but here's what the guys have each other as in their phones.
~Valkyrie's Contacts~
Skul: Asshat
Tanith: not worth my bubbles
Ghastly: Sir sews a lot
Dexter: Le whore
Saracen: WHAT THE HELLS HIS POWER
Anton: the shut in
Fletcher: bitchface
China: the siren
~Skulduggery's~
Valkyrie: is probably sitting next to me
Tanith: she-devil
Ghastly: makes suits good
Dexter: slightly less annoying than Val
Saracen: nerd
Anton: loser
Fletcher: egg head
China: witch
~Tanith's~
Valkyrie: the bae
Skul: death
Ghastly: his royal highness 3
Dexter: probably a sex god
Saracen: Mr. Know It All
Anton: dork
Fletcher: must touch the fuzzy
China: sexy librarian
~Ghastly's~
Valkyrie: miss hits everyone
Skul: ruins my suits
Tanith: Tanith 3
Dexter: slut
Saracen: educated slut
Anton: hotel guy
Fletcher: jedward
China: nice fashion sense
~Fletcher's~
Valkyrie: probably in secret relationship
Skul: Love Rival
Tanith: Could Kill Me
Ghastly: Tea Man
Dexter: Superior Blonde
Saracen: Knows Everything
Anton: Buzz Kill
China: Grand Mage
~Dexter~
Valkyrie: skul's boo
Skul: bone daddy
Tanith: the other woman
Ghastly: bish
Saracen: wants my booty
Anton: fuck head
Fletcher: dumbass
China: the expressionless
~Saracen~ (these brought to you by my friend Bailey)
Valkyrie: sassy pants
Skul: snarkers
Tanith: flippy
Ghastly: Gman
Dexter: hot stuff
Anton: shudders
Fletcher: idiot
China: WIMMAN
AN: This feels like cheating but whatever. I'll probably post a thing tomorrow as well since this isn't a real one. I don't know how y'all name your contacts but these are how I name mine so.. I ran out of ideas at the end so my friend saves the day. I've also been having trouble uploading. It's been acting buggy.
Aeyla: thank you! Sorry about being all depressed. A lot of things have been happening recently. Also for the yellow bones. I feel like if Skul was born as a skeleton that would be how his parents kept him in check. "Lying turns your bones yellow" "scaring mortals will turn you yellow" and stuff.
Sebastian: (I'm gonna call you Sebastian from now on, okay?) Who would you want? I do Valkyrie way too much so chose someone cool.