Nope do not own SNK too poor hahaahaha /cries/I don't own shit. I don't own anything mentioned.

Ding~

The front door of the Jaeger's house opened, revealing the warm, cozy interiors. The house was littered with colorful lights, blow up reindeer and false icicles, and the front and back door had the words "Merry Christmas!" pasted on dark red mats in bold, white letters.

"Hey," Mikasa grinned at the group in front of her, the group containing Connie, Jean, Marco, and Ymir. Surprisingly, Christa wasn't with Ymir. "Come in," Mikasa ushered them inside, side stepping, allowing the group to huddle in.

"Woo," Connie shivered although he was wearing thick winter clothes. A beanie which covered his shaved head and a thick, dark grey, shiny jacket and dark colored jeans. He walked in with his girlfriend, Sasha in hand, wearing a light pink scarf and white, puffy jacket. Fur lined the hood of her jacket. "It's so cold out there!" Connie halfheartedly chuckled, "And there's still no snow."

"The temperature is remaining at zero, but the wind chill..." Ymir scowled, "That's a whole new level of bitter cold, I swear."

"Mikasa?" Armin Arlert peered from down the hallway, his eyes turning wide as soon as he saw the guests walk in as Mikasa shut the door behind them, "Oh!" He seemed happy. He peeled himself off from behind the walla dn jogged down the hallway, "Hey! Sorry, I know you all just came in, but," he apologized profusely, closing his eyes as he pointed down the hallway, where the kitchen and living room were, "can you all please help me set up the room over there? Eren's kind of making... a large mess, baking the cake and all."

Cue a frustrated scream. "Damn it, you stupid ingredients! Mix faster and stop spilling yourselves!"

Armin nervously laughed.

"Of course we'll help," Marco smiled in a sweet way, and he honestly looked like an angel.

Jean rolled his eyes, "Well, it's not like we have anything better to do, so yeah," he grinned at Armin, brown eyes gleaming, "you can count on us!" He slung his arm over Marco.

Armin smiled back at both males, "Thank you!"

"Actually," Ymir cut in, "I could be texting Christa, telling her how much I love her and-!"

"Hah! Gaaaay!"

Ymir glowered at Connie and slapped the back of his head, "-And I can also tell Hanji to hurry the fuck up!"

Just then, Ymir received a message. As everyone started putting their bags down and taking their shoes off, she looked at the text.

From Hanji:

Bby cheeks im coming now ;* tell everyone im sry kk I had some stalling to do- and Christamas shopping!
i be there in uh
20 mins
probably heh heh
XOXO tell everyone im coming

Ymir cringed her nose and snickered at the word 'Christamas'. She looked up at grinned at everyone, "Guys!" Everyone seemed alarmed by her sudden shout, causing them to turn their heads to her direction. She smirked, "Santa's comin'."

"Santa?" Connie gasped excitedly, "He's gonna give me bitches for Christmas!"

"No," Jean chuckled, "I think he's give you some coal. Besides, Annie would beat the shit out of you if you dumped Sasha."

"Me? Dump Sasha?" Connie scoffed, "Is there a me like that who exists? Sasha's my babe," He wrapped his arms around Sasha's waist to emphasize this, "and why would Annie of all people, care?"

"Are you kidding me?" Ymir's eye twitched, "Annie and Sasha have been friends since high school."

"What?" Connie seemed bewildered by this, "Are you serious?"

"Yeah!" Sasha pulled away, sending her boyfriend a rather sad look, "How could you of all people not know?"

"Well," Connie took off his beanie, "I've never really seen you two hang out. Plus, Annie seems like a chick who doesn't bother with people. She seems really cold, too, I mean, she beat up Marco that one time..."

Armin sent Connie a frown, "She isn't like that, you're just misunderstanding her."

Marco blinked. "Oh," he smiled reassuringly, "actually, that was because I broke something extremely precious to her. And I let her punch me, because.. I felt that I deserved it."

"But she still did it," Connie tried to reason.

Um," Marco bit his lip, "don't tell her I told you, but.. she actually was the first to come to the hospital when I got sent there cuz' of.. "overdose" and she gave me home made food. After the little smack-down we had, she apologized and started treating to my wounds." Marco smiled warmly at the group, "She's actually a very kind girl, and if it weren't for Jean, I would've liked her."

Jean paused for a moment. "Better keep an eye on her..." he incoherently muttered under his breath.

"So you two are together," Ymir smirked.

"Well," Marco fidgeted with his fingers, a blush adoring his freckled cheeks, "I... yeah."

"That's cute." She commented.

Jean didn't say anything. He only looked away, his face comparable to a tomato's.

Sasha smiled at this. "And Connie, she was the reason you and I met, remember?" She looked over at Connie, her doe brown eyes looking into greenish yellow ones, "When I almost broke my leg and was almost beaten up by those thugs?"

Connie blinked, "I.." He paused and let his thoughts travel to the back of his mind, searching for answers. After a few seconds of searching, he finally remembered. He grinned, "Oh yeah!" He closed his eyes. He could just see Annie's stone hard mask, broken, showing her true colors. Annie looked worried, scared, bruises all over her arms and legs, her nose bleeding and a cheek slightly swollen, yet she didn't care about herself.

"Springer! Help her right now!" Her voice was uncharacteristically frantic.

But what hit Connie the most was the fact that she didn't say help us, she said help her, her being Sasha Blouse on the verge of passing out, dark bruises all over her right leg as if kicked over and over on the same spot.

"Yeah, I remember..." He grinned at Sasha, "and even though you were battered and bruised, you were still the most beautiful thing I could lay my eyes on."

Sasha paused for a moment. Then she smiled, "I still think food is better than you-."

"Aw," Connie frowned, "come on, Sasha!"

"Hey!" A familiar, new voice appeared from the other end of the hall.

Everyone turned around, slightly startled.

There, stood Eren Jaeger, standing tall, hands on his hips, teal eyes set ablaze, brown hair scattered. Flour was all over his eyebrows and half of his face and was caught in some parts of his hair, but that's not what bothered the crowd the most. it was his attire. Eren was wearing a black, short dress underneath a coral pink, frilled and puffy apron with the words 'Levi's' in cursive, black writing scrawled over the chest area. The apron was quite detailed and.. extremely feminine. It was a maid uniform. A fucking maid uniform.

"Are you all gonna stand there and chat away, or are you going to help!?" He looked rather serious and determined, "Come on! It's my hubby's birthday, and it's also Christmas, bitches, stand up and get your asses over here!"

"But Eren," Connie whined, surprisingly not bothered by Eren's outfit, "we're not sitting-!"

"Shut up and help!" Eren half screamed across the hallway, his shout echoing throughout the Jaeger family's residence.

"Eren the fuck are you wearing?" Jean couldn't help but stare at him in disgust.

Eren froze and visibly stiffened, startled by his question. Finding all the courage and strength he could, he shouted back, relaxing his muscles, "I'm wearing this to please Levi."

"..You.." Ymir's eyes narrowed at him, "so you dressed like a girl?"

Eren nodded, a grin on his face as he folded his arms, "Yeah!"

"..Am I supposed to feel aroused?" Jean felt awkward.

"No." Marco quickly responded, "Well, I hope not." He turned his head over to Jean looking a bit worried, "Are you?"

"Hell no." Was Jean's plain, simple response, and to say the least, it was true.

"Well, I think I get it," Connie shrugged as Mikasa worked at the lights behind him, turning them on, "think about it like this, Jean," he looked into Jean's eyes to add pressure, "imagine Marco wearing a maid dress and cooking for you when you got home."

Jean thought about it.

"Welcome back, Jean!"

And turned red. Bright red. "I-I.." he looked over at Eren who was standing at the end of the hall, a leg crossed over the other, his gaze expectant, waiting for someone to move. Jean clenched his teeth, a wild blush still on his face, "Fucking fine, Jaeger! I'll help!" He took off his jacket and with a lot of force, threw it down onto the ground.

Eren smirked, "Good."

"Twerk off during Christmas," Connie announced, "who's in?"

"I'm in!" Eren screamed as he went back to adding the thick chocolate cake mix into the cake pan.

"Oh, Jaeger's in. I'm in too!" Jean shouted as Marco followed him suit.

"Woo! Twerk off after dinner!" Connie hooted.

"Yeah, food!" Sasha shouted beside him.

"Quiet down, please, we need to get working, " Armin hushed the crowd before hurrying off to his own duties.

"Yes!" Sasha and Connie sang at the same time before rushing ahead, all their thick, heavy winter jackets off.

Ymir looked at the end of the hallway, seeing Jean and Eren get into an argument about how long the cake should stay in the oven for before sighing. She checked her phone once more before sliding it into her pocket, "I bet Christa would love to join that twerk off."

After twenty five minutes of cleaning and restructuring the decorations (because it was horribly placed, according to Armin and Marco), the door bell rang. Yet again, Mikasa ran over to get it. She was always usually the one to open the doors. Either her or her mom, and when they weren't around, Eren. Never really their dad.

The door swung open, the bells attached to the door ringing delightfully, revealing a festive Hanji wearing a Santa hat, hands filled with presents and bags from Coach and other stores looped around her arms, clinging onto her, adding more weight to her. Hanji tried to peer over the large stack of presents in her arms, but was unable to.

Mikasa rose an eyebrow, "Hanji?" she was unsure. It could've been some stranger.

"Yep!" Hanji tweeted from behind the stack of gifts, "Do you mind taking some?"

"No," Mikasa rolled her eyes before taking the stack with no problem, "obviously not. Why would I help a friend?"

Hanji let out a laugh, "I love your sarcasm, Mikasa," she smiled at her, giving her a wink, "and I'm pre-tty damn sure you'll fall in love with the present I have for you."

Mikasa bit her lip, trying hard to hold a smile back. However, she was unable to. She smiled. She was a sucker for gifts and presents. "I can't wait to open it..." She successfully hid her excitement.

Hanji smiled, noticing how hard she was trying to refrain her happiness, "It's fine to be happy about presents. They're kind of like rewards, don't you think? Especially during the new years..." Hanji looked down at the ground for a moment, "Congratulations for living another year... Congratulations for being alive- rewards for those kind of things..." Hanji seemed kind of sad for a moment, but immediately, she brightened herself up, a wide grin forming on her face as she shut the door behind her, "right? People say that adults don't deserve that many presents anymore.. but we need rewards too. To make us feel better, to make us happy. Even a simple 'thanks' would light our day up. A simple smile.. those things. 'Thank you for being alive for twenty-three years' would be more than enough for me." Hanji laughed as she held back tears.

Mikasa was startled. What was Hanji getting all emotional about?

"Sorry, Mikasa," Hanji wiped a tear from her face, her voice cracking slightly, "I'm just.. really happy that you guys are all alive."

Mikasa froze for a moment. "Hanji, is your past..?" she derailed, not wanting to continue her sentence.

Hanji smiled and nodded, "Just a bit though. My mom went coo-coo and tried to kill my dad and I. She's got some kind of mental disorder and she spends her time.. in a comatose state." She slowly began, wanting to just let some pressure off her shoulders, "I'm sorry, you probably don't care but..."

Mikasa patted her back, "It's fine. We're friends, and I'm here for everybody."

Hanji let out a teary wail, "I love friends," she cried.

"What the fuck is going on down there?" Jean hollered from the living room/kitchen.

"We're talking about my period and how bad my cramps are!" Hanji joked, "Wanna listen in?"

"Ew," Jean was clearly disgusted, "fuck no!"

"Well that's how I feel when you talk about your dick size in the cafe during break time!" Hanji triumphantly smirked, her nose still slightly red, her eyes noticeably puffy.

"Shit!" Jean cursed before looking down at the ground for a moment. He looked over at Hanji again, "Sorry boss!" He then turned around and went back to doing his business.

"Boss?" Eren's voice spilled from the kitchen to the hallway. He strolled past the end of the hall way, carrying a tray of milk and cookies before arching his back to look over at them, "Hey Hanji!"

Hanji, seeing his maid outfit, giggled like a maniac, "Hot damn! Eren, baby, let me kiss those legs!"

Eren paused. He stopped arching his back and walked on.

Hanji sighed in disappointment, "This shit never turns out fun."

Suddenly, Eren was back at the end of the hallway standing in the middle, a leg raised and a foot pressed onto a wall, a smirk on his face. "Come and get some Jaeger, Hanji!" His smirk grew when hearts floated about in Hanji's eyes.

"Holy shit, are you shamelessly hitting on our boss!?" Connie looked at Eren disbelievingly.

Hanji screamed and ran down the hallway, her phone out in front of her with Snapchat on. She pressed her right hand's thumb onto the button in the lower middle to start recording, "Levi, this is for you!" She screamed as she started to film.

Eren's eyes widened as Hanji drew closer. "Shit," he swore, putting his leg back down before being tackled onto the ground. "H-Hey! Let go of me!" A blush was on his face.

"Would you say that if Levi were doing this?"

Eren shivered, "Y-yes I would!"

Hanji smiled as the snap chat was almost finish. She leaned down and gave Eren a kiss on the cheek, "Mwah!"

And with that, the recording ended and Hanji got off Eren. She quickly sent the snap to Levi and put her phone away.

"What was that for?" Eren pouted as he got off the floor.

"Aww~!" Hanji aw'd as the bell rang yet again, "You're such a cutie!" She pinched Eren's cheeks, "Is this for Levi?" She looked at the apron and black dress.

Eren nodded.

"Sweetie pie, you're adorable!" Hanji rubbed her cheeks onto his as the door opened.

"Erwin and Christa are here!" Mikasa shouted from down the hall, "And they have loads of presents too! Erwin says he needs help unloading his car."

Erwin smiled as everyone suddenly came rushing down the halls, closing his eyes. He reopened them to see Eren running down wearing a maid dress. He choked on his spit and began to choke, "E-Eren!? Is that you?" He queried before Eren ran out.

Eren stopped as he was halfway out the door. He made a little noise of approval before running out with bare feet.

Christa blinked. And blinked. "That was Eren?" She innocently looked over at Erwin.

Erwin nodded. "I'm gonna guess that's Levi's present..." Erwin nervously chuckled.

"Eren as a present, huh..?" Christa thought. She looked away, "I should do that for Ymir, too..."

Annie suddenly appeared at the door, carrying bags over loaded with gifts. Just as Christa was about to ask her why she brought so many, she gave a huff and slid them off her arm, "These are Bertholdt's, Reiner's and mine. They can't come today- something about wrestling and- I don't know."

"Oh," Christa smiled at Annie, "and hello, by the way."

Annie stood up, ice-like blue eyes looking at baby blue ones. She gave a small smile of her own and nodded, "Yeah," she then turned her head to face Erwin. "Is that your dad?" She questioned Christa, keeping her eyes trained on the male.

"No," Christa lightly giggled, "that's Levi's manager. He just dropped me off because I still had to buy presents."

"I see," Annie nodded, still looking at Erwin. She then took a step forward and stuck her hand out. "Nice to meet you." Her hair swayed slightly.

Christa was shocked to see Annie become friendly towards the man.

Erwin smiled and shook Annie's hand, "It is nice to meet you too miss..?"

"Annie." Annie responded, "And yours?" She let go of his hand.

"Erwin Smith." He smiled, "By the way, Levi is supposed to come in a minute or so.."

Hanji, who was coming in, almost dropped all the presents upon hearing this. She turned around and screamed: "Levi is coming!"

"Oh shoot!" Marco bit his lip as he hurried in.

"Oh, the frustration!" Eren cried as he rushed in as well, Hanji in trail behind him.

Unloading took three minutes. Taking all the presents to the Christmas tree took another two.

Everyone was resting on the couches in the living room, some sitting on the stairs, all tired from all their running and screaming.

Levi still wasn't here.

Fifteen minutes had passed ever since and everyone was still tired. Connie, Sasha, Marco and Jean had similar forms, their back slouches into the couch while they watched The Grinch.

Eren was slowly starting to become worried and every now and then, Armin and Mikasa would pat his back.

Hanji then suddenly got a Snapchat from Levi. She quickly looked at it.

She read it out loud.

"Bitch how dare you I'm outside-!" She couldn't finish off because the back door opened.

There stood a man dressed in dark colors, his face gloomy and dark.

Connie screamed in a girly fashion, startled, leaping to hug Sasha. Jean, upon hearing this scream, screamed as well, bumping into Marco.

"Jean," Marco furrowed his eyebrows, "it's just Levi."

"Jesus Christ that demon is Levi!?" Jean held onto his heart as he examined the figure.

"Oh praise the lord, it is."

"Did you just call him a demo-shit." Sasha swore as she saw the way Levi was looking at Hanji.

Silver eyes then traveled to find familiar teal eyes. Once Levi had met Eren's eyes, he came inside the warm house, shutting the doors behind him and taking off his boots. Levi smirked at Eren. "You're wearing the apron I had someone custom made for me, I see," His voice was cool and collected, but the look in his eyes was something different. He looked ready to pounce at Eren.

Eren flinched at the gaze and slowly moved over to hide behind Hanji, afraid of what Levi would do.

Hanji chuckled, "Nyahahaha! Eren," she looked over at Eren, "it's fine. He won't do anything. Or at least, I hope not."

Levi opened his arms.

Eren jumped back, and they had an awkward moment for a few seconds before Eren finally asked, "What are you doing?"

"I deserve a hug," Levi responded.

"You came like thirty minutes late." Eren forgot about Levi's gaze and folded his arms, "I'm not giving you anything." He made a 'hmph' noise and turned away.

Erwin sneaked up from beside Levi and threw confetti at him, "Happy birthday and Merry Christmas!"

"Oh shit," Jean grabbed a handful of confetti in front of him and tried to throw it at Levi from where he stood, failing miserably, seeing as it slowly fell back down a few centimeters away from him.

"Pfft!" Sasha scoffed, "What was that?"

"Dude," Connie snorted, "that was so pathetic!"

"Jean," Marco began, smiling ever so slightly, "you should try harder."

"Sorry," Jean sat back down, "but I'm lazy."

Eren then rushed over, taking all the confetti and throwing it at Levi, who continued to stand speechless. Taking the last large chunks of confetti, he rolled some into a ball and threw it at Levi's face, screaming: "Happy birthday!" He took the last two handfuls and ran over to Levi, literally wiping it on his face, yet again screaming 'Happy Birthday' to him. Eren backed away and grinned at Levi.

Annie, who had came down from the stairs after hearing the commotion, seated herself at a lone seat on a singular couch.

"Shit is so going down." Hanji shook her head.

Some confetti was stuck on Levi's hair, and all Levi did was stand there.

And stand.

And stand.

"Thanks," He didn't seem the slightest bit happy or upset about this. Levi turned away from Eren and walked over to what seemed like his birthday cake. He took off his jacket with a sigh and placed it on one of the dining table's chairs and much to everyone's surprise, stuck a whole hand into the cake. He took the chunk and took a bite out of it. He then ripped out another piece and ran over to Eren.

Eren blinked, bewildered and confused until he felt something warm on his face.

It was none other than his own chocolate cake, covered in chocolate icing and fondue on his face, slowly smearing down.

"Holy shit." Someone said from behind Eren.

Snap!

"Le..vi!" Eren growled as he ran his hand over his face, glaring at Levi, "First, you said you weren't coming, then you say you are, then you come twenty minutes late and do this!?" He snarled, "It is so on."

Levi continued on peacefully eating his cake on his hand.

Thus, the food-bath started.

Cake was slung across the room, left and right. Connie was twerking in the middle of it all.

"Fuck you!" Jean swore as he threw it at Armin. Once the cake landed it's hit on Armin, he suddenly felt regret. "I'm sorry! Don't fuck you!-I mean-!" Cake splattered all over his face.

Armin grinned, "Come on, Jean, bring it!"

"Oh." Marco looked taken aback, "I guess Armin has a wild side too, huh?" Marco casually dodged a piece.

"Fucking hell!" Connie cried as cake was thrown at his face followed by a 'sorry' from Hanji, "How much cake do we have left?"

"I don't know!" Eren shouted as he aimed at his boyfriend and threw, "You guys brought a lot in! Especially Erwin, he brought- shit!" He swore as he dodged a piece thrown from Levi, "A tower of it! Literally, and this isn't even a wedding!"

Erwin laughed in a jolly fashion as he threw cake at Hanji and Sasha,"I'm glad I did! This is quite fun!"

Christa, Ymir, Mikasa and Annie, however, were not in the fight. They were sitting on the cake littered couch, casually dodging as they went on their phones, tweeting, texting, liking photos on Instagram and Facebook.

"Ladies do not join in fights," Ymir rolled her eyes, "Sasha excluded because shes eating the cake off the fucking floor."

"That's not true!" Sasha complained as she picked up a piece of cake and ate it, looking at Ymir, eyebrows furrowed.

"Yeah, tell me that when you aren't eating cake which came off from the floor, okay?" Ymir snapped back.

It wasn't until a piece of cake landed on the side of Christa's face that Ymir was suddenly involved.

"Sorry Christa- eek!" Eren screeched as Ymir suddenly appeared in front of his face, cake in her hands.

"You see this?" Ymir hissed vehemently.

Eren nodded, looking like a scared puppy.

"This is going up your ass."

Eren then cried out, "I'm sorry, please forgive me..!" He wailed.

"Ymir," Christa called out to the said woman.

Ymir turned around.

"It's fine!" Christa beamed at her, "I actually wanted to join in!"

"There's one more cake left!" Erwin shouted at the crew.

Eren and Levi ran for it, rushing to the middle where Connie, who had stopped twerking after getting hit in the face too much, sat, eating small pieces of the last cake.

Connie sputtered some cake out as soon as he saw Levi and Eren come close to him.

"Move it, Springer!" Levi growled in a demonic voice.

"Fuck!" Connie frantically slid himself away from the scene.

On cue, both males glared at each other as they both reached the cake, silver eyes battling with teal eyes which seemed to lean more to a blue color at this point.

"This battle is mine!" Eren took a piece at the same time Levi did and-!

"We are so in trouble." Eren gasped as he laid down above Levi's head, Levi's position alike from his so that they lay down across each other.

Cake was everywhere, and their house hold looked like a unicorn just had diarrhea and shit rainbows all over the walls and just- everywhere.

"I'm not responsible for this." Mikasa glared down at Eren as she stood up from the couch, "Now excuse me while I normally eat. You know? Normally meaning taking out a plate and eating it in peace? Not throwing it at-!"

"I get it," Eren huffed, "I'm not sorry. I had fun, okay?"

"You best be glad dad took mom out for dinner." Mikasa rolled her eyes, "Otherwise..."

"I'm pooped," Hanji whined, "can I just sleep here?"

"What time is it even," Eren rubbed his eyes.

Annie looked at the time on her phone, "Ten thirty."

"Shit," Jean groaned as he sat up, "I had to leave an hour ago."

"Wait what?" Eren blinked twice, "How many hours have we been..!?"

"Two." Mikasa sighed, "Two hours."

"Of just throwing cake!?"

"Pretty much. Summary of this Christmas party: spilling cake everywhere." Mikasa smirked as she took some cookies.

"God, how much cake was that?" Eren closed his eyes.

"Literally about thirty because of Erwin."

"I was feeling very generous." Erwin stated calmly, "And I knew that Connie and Sasha liked food a lot."

"Shit," Connie sighed, "this girlie ate all of it!"

"Yeah!" Sasha grinned, jumping up and down, "And I'm hyper! Really, really hyper!"

Levi weakly opened his eyes and let a smile grace his face, "I actually liked this day. It was... nice to let loose."

"A bit too loose." Ymir added.

Levi's eyes focused on the object above Eren and him, "Eren?"

"Yeah?" Eren groaned, feeling sleepy and not so hungry anymore.

Levi used all of his strength and sat up. He turned to face Eren who had his eyes closed until he felt a shadow cover him.

Levi smirked, "Mistletoe."

"Oh, what?" Eren sat up as well, "What does that mean again?"

"We kiss." Was Levi's simple response before pressing his lips onto Eren's.

"Guys can you not?" Connie howled, "Just don't make out, please I don't want..." He groaned before falling back down. "Eren, I'm sleeping over and we'll open presents tomorrow." He mumbled before rolling over, wrapping his arms and legs around Sasha.

"Good nigh-" Sasha cut herself off by snoring.

Jean looked over at Marco.

Marco shrugged.

"Might as well." Jean slept on the couch with Marco across from him.

Eren pulled away from the brief kiss, seeing as Annie was asleep on a chair, her face down on the dining table, her arms covering her face. Hanji was already asleep on cake and Erwin was just checking his phone. "Is this a sleep over now!?" Eren blinked twice.

"I guess," Levi sighed before pulling Eren down with him onto the ground.

Eren let out a gasp as he was pulled, "Ow!" He groaned as his head hit the floor, "Why are we sleeping here? I have a bed!"

Levi closed his eyes and let Eren snuggle into his neck anyway, "Because when I wake up and I see the mistletoe above us, I know the first thing I have to do is kiss you."

Erwin chuckled, "That's nice."

"Shut up," Levi responded.

Eren mumbled something along the lines of changing out of his maid suit before quickly falling asleep, letting his fatigue overwhelm him.

Levi smiled into Eren's hair and kissed Eren's forehead,
"Bonne nuit, mon amour."

Erwin stared at Mikasa.

Mikasa stared at Erwin.

"Just you and me," Erwin awkwardly began.

"And presents." Mikasa added.

They both paused.

Erwin smiled at Mikasa as a devilish grin broke onto her face.

"Now, now, let's not get ahead of the group-!" Mikasa suddenly started to run towards the tree.

"Hanji's present..." Mikasa hissed, "Where is it?" She began to search through the piles of presents before finding a large present with Erwin's name branded on it. "I found one of yours." She stated as she passed it over to him.

Intrigued and curious, he picked it up. "From Hanji..." He then smiled, "it wouldn't hurt, right?"

Mikasa smirked, "See? You're just as curious."

Erwin then began to tear at the wrapping paper. He tore more and froze when he saw something familiar. He tore, and tore, and for the first time since he was a child, he let out a shrill scream.

fuck it i cant anymore.

Guest: Thank you sooo much! Here it is. I think I'll write a part two of this o,o