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It was eight in the morning, and the sun was up, although puffy clouds covered it. However, the clouds were slowly pulling away from the sun, letting the sun's glorious rays slowly appear. The weather was forecast on the news, and it was supposed to be sunny in the city they were in for the morning, but during the afternoon, clouds would come back and cover the sun up.
Spears of sunlight broke through the Jaeger household, shining through the already opened curtains, hitting all those who were asleep on the floor.
Most of the visitors had huddled up into groups of two, holding one another while they slept peacefully.
Peacefully, until of course, the sun rays had to land directly on Connie's eyes.
Connie furrowed his eyebrows in his sleep, trying to figure out what the ray of light was.
Was he in heaven?
Was it God?
All thoughts were dismissed as soon as warmth began to build up on his eyelids. He shot awake, accidentally pushing Sasha off his body and onto the floor as he screamed: "It burns! The fire hurts! The fire burns Gollum in his sleep!"
Jean suddenly shot up as well, screaming as the so-called 'fire' landed in his own eyes. Half asleep, he began to scream as well, after hearing Connie wail. "Frodo! Frodo! Fro~do!" He screamed as his eyes snapped open, kneeling on the caked floors, looking up at the ceiling. Marco shifted beside him, twisting around, frightened by Jean's and Connie's voices so early in the morning.
Marco spoke in a demonic voice, his sentence slurring as he covered his eyes, trying to sleep, "Run you fools!"
Connie then opened his eyes, "Huh?" He looked at his hands, "I'm not on fire?"
"Dumb shit," Ymir, who was already awake, rolled her eyes at Connie, "of course not."
"Well," Connie copied Ymir, "no need to sass me so early in the morning, Ymir!"
Sasha groaned as she rolled around on the floor, sitting up and rubbing her eyes, "Is it morning already?"
Erwin chuckled, flipping a page he recently read on a newspaper over, "Yes, it is, Miss Blouse."
Annie and Mikasa sat down on the table across from each other, Armin sitting down beside Annie. They were having a silent conversation about what brand of shampoo and soap was good to use, and both females seemed to be riling each other up with their different opinions. Armin could only worriedly chuckle as he sipped on Genmaicha, a kind of tea that he was rather fond of, although he preferred Earl Grey and Darjeeling tea the most.
"No matter how I look at it," Mikasa looked extremely serious, her eyes over shadowed, eye bags slightly emphasized because her and Erwin didn't sleep until four because they were both cleaning to redeem themselves after opening the presents, "I believe Shiseido's products are the best for your hair."
"No," Annie also looked dark, glaring at Mikasa in the same manner Mikasa was to her, "I know TRESemme's hair products are better."
Mikasa hissed and stood up, slamming her hands down at the table, frightening Armin, "Shiseido is known for their good shampoo and conditioner!"
Annie copied Mikasa, although she made Armin jump even more as he tried to keep his tea in his cup, "TRESemme is cheaper, more affordable and it does more wonders to one's hair!"
"Shiseido," Mikasa hissed.
"TRESemme," Annie hissed back at her, sparks of anger flying between them.
Armin choked on his tea as he saw both girls raise their fists up at the same time, preparing to punch one another. Armin shot up and immediately pushed their heads away from each others, eyebrows furrowed as he gave the girls a disappointed frown, "You two, stop right now!" Armin's masculinity in his voice kicked in, "This is childish!"
"Then Armin," Mikasa smiled evilly, "why don't you decide? Which brand is better? Shiseido or TRESemme?" She harrumphed for a moment, placing her hands on her hips, "Obviously, you would choose your best friend's choice right?"
"No," Annie denied quickly, "he would choose his girlfriend's," she looked at Armin expectantly, crossing her arms as Jean and Marco had their own little disagreement about sleeping more whilst Sasha was complaining about Connie pushing her off and about how hungry she was.
Armin snapped, confidence showing in his eyes as he stood up, "Enough!" His voice made everyone in the room shut up.
"Sorry!" Connie replied, "I'll just.." he shivered, "shut up now."
"S-same goes for us," Marco chuckled nervously.
"Why don't you two just buy or borrow each others shampoos for a week and find out? It's not that hard, come on, you two! You're both nineteen."With that, Armin sighed and sat back down, making himself comfortable in his seat before raising a hand, taking the light, white, porcelain teacup and bringing it to his mouth, taking a nice, short sip out of it before placing it back down.
The ladies looked at each other, contemplating Armin's idea.
"I'm up for it," Mikasa sat back down as well, taking the half-full tea cup and taking a sip, her eyes closed. She opened one eye, the sole, grey eyes figuring out what Annie was going to do.
Annie nodded, "Fine," she gave Armin a quick kiss on the cheek before going on her phone. She was not one for tea, she preferred soda.
"What the fuck!?" Connie choked on his spit as he checked his phone's twitter, "Justin Bieber is retiring!?"
"Oh my god," Sasha sighed, "finally!"
Jean looked a bit too happy for his own good. He sat down and grinned at the pale, smooth ceiling, "Thank the lord. God, I love you," he then turned around and gave Marco a kiss on the lips, the kiss being chaste. He pulled away after a few seconds and confessed, "And I love you, Marco."
Marco blushed and smiled, "I love you too, Jean..."
"How the fuck did the topic of Justin Bieber retiring make you confess to Marco?" Ymir scoffed before mumbling under her breath, "Christa's gonna freak."
"Dude, I can't believe it!" Connie screamed, "He's actually retiring!"
"Yeah, now shut up before you wake up Christa." Ymir glared at Connie, feeling Christa shift on her lap.
"I love my life!" Connie screamed, "And Skrillex!"
"Wub-wub-wub-wub-" Jean screamed in order to imitate one- no,- most of his songs, "wub-wub."
"Children," Erwin began, slowly becoming frustrated, "please quiet down."
"Skrillex sucks!" Jean shouted at Connie, eyes affixed on the other male's almost golden eyes.
"You suck, bitch!" Connie screamed back.
Eren opened his eyes, finally waking up after all that screaming. The first thing he noticed was the mop of dark hair snuggled up in his chest, and he let out a little laugh. Levi must've moved in his sleep. Then his ears became aware of the constant shouting.
"Fuck you, all he does is make children scream!"
"Jean," Marco tapped his boyfriend's shoulder, "that's a bit rude, don't you think? And you should quiet down, Christa's going to wake up."
"How about us?" Eren inwardly asked before listening on, eyes still focused on Levi's hair, sticky with cake. He then realized that the ground was clean. Who cleaned it?
"Shut up, Marco," Connie glared at Jean for having an opinion that was different to his.
Jean's eyes widened, "Don't you shush my boyfriend, you fucker!"
"You wanna fight!?"
"Yeah, bring it you loser!"
"Cunt!"
"Shit!"
Ymir shook her head, her patience dropping low.
Eren watched Levi as he moved and groaned, mumbling a little 'shut up' before shifting more. The yells grew louder, and louder, and Eren eyed Levi continuously as he twitched, flinched and moved beside him. It was really pissing Eren off, how they were shouting without considering the luxurious sleep of those around them. Eren's mood became darker. Levi was having trouble sleeping with these morons talking. He then realized he was laying down on a few remnants of cake.
Erwin, who had had enough of their childish fighting, decided to then speak up he opened his mouth and-!
Splat!
Connie blinked as cake slid down one side of his face.
Sasha cringed her nose, "I'm not eatin' that! Ew!"
Jean turned around to look at the attacker, only to meet the face of cake.
Anger bubbled up as they saw Eren, an arm looped around Levi, keeping Levi close to him as he sat up, traces of cake on his free hand. His head was down, his hair falling to shade his face.
"Mother fucker!" Connie and Jean screamed at the same time.
"Do you want a piece of us!? Huh!?" Jean tilted his head.
"Yeah, Jaeger," Connie shook a fist in front of his face, "you want some of-..!?" He cut himself off the moment he saw Eren's face.
Eren shot them a look with all the mixes of bad, negative emotions, anger mostly taking the glare up, "You assholes," Eren hissed, "don't you have respect for those who are sleeping? I swear, if Levi wakes up from his dream," cue the scary eyes and overly innocent smile, "I'll go over there and fuck you all up."
Everyone who heard his tone shivered, even if it was just the slightest bit.
Connie bowed his head as if to say 'sorry' and shrunk back onto the couch with Sasha hugging him, telling him that he just needed to accept the fact that he indeed, lacked respect and needed to learn the fact that people had opinions.
Jean walked over to a corner in the room and sat there. Marco sighed and followed him, patting him on the back.
"I didn't know Eren was like that," Jean cried, "I never knew he could look so evil while smiling! I never knew someone could look so evil with such an innocent smile- he's deceiving everyone with his innocence, I tell you, Marco!"
Marco gave a little fake laugh, "No, I think he's just like that because Levi's trying to sleep."
Jean turned his head, tears flooding in streams down his face, "I don't trust Eren anymore!" He wailed before turning back around.
Eren sighed in relief as everyone quiet down.
"Eren," Erwin gave Eren a look as soon as the brunette stared up at him, "you should know," he looked at Levi in his arms, "that he's..."
"Awake." Levi answered for him.
Eren jumped back, startled as he let go of Levi.
Levi gave him a long, blank stare, eying his once, coral colored apron which was now rainbow colored and stained with cake frosting. He looked back up at Eren, memorizing how embarrassed he looked and smirking, "You would look better with cat ears on- or something..."
Eren turned red.
Levi took this chance and lifted Eren's skirt up, peeking underneath.
Eren's legs moved by themselves, shutting his thigh area closed as he shivered.
Levi put the skirt back down, his smirk widening, "Next time, you should wear cat ears and some nice white underwear."
Eren's face turned a darker red, and he shyly averted his eyes, "W-Would you like.. that?"
Levi nodded, brushing Eren's hair away from his face, "Yes, I would..."
"Then.." Eren's eyes met Levi's for a second in attempt to show confidence, although after a milisecond, he turned his head away, "next time... for New Years, okay..?" He whispered.
Levi leaned towards Eren, smiling genuinely, "You really are cute and affrectionate, aren't you, Eren?" He cupped Eren's cheek as soon as he remembered about the mistletoe above them. He gave Eren a sweet kiss on the lips before pulling away, "Good morning."
Eren, still flushed and embarrassed, hesitated to speak for a moment. He then nodded twice, "H-Hi.." He awkwardly greeted back. "And, out of curiosity, Levi," Eren paused for a moment as Levi stood up.
Levi smiled once more and stuck a hand out.
Eren took the hand and felt himself being pulled up. He blinked, and once he regained his bearings, he realized Levi had pulled him into a tight embrace, Levi's lips right beside Eren's left ear.
"So stains won't show," He whispered, his voice deep and husky, that sultry undertone whenever he spoke regularly never disappearing.
Eren could only freeze.
"Hey! Who opened the presents!" Sasha whined, staring at the balled-up gift wrapping.
Mikasa and Erwin coughed lightly.
"We did," Erwin honestly responded, "but we also cleaned up the whole room, and if any of you even noticed Hanji missing," Erwin closed his eyes, "she just went home for a bit to feed her dogs, Sawney and Bean."
Connie shivered at the mention of the dogs, "Those things scare me..."
"Dogs?" Eren rose an eyebrow.
"No," Connie snickered, "just Sawney and Bean in general."
"Sounds about right," Jean gulped.
"She told us she experimented on them, and now they're kind of like.. mutant dogs, right?" Marco nervously laughed, "I kind of want to see them."
"You're cray," Connie shook his head, "you never know what they'll do to you."
Suddenly, Jean dove to the presents and looked at the tag. As if he'd hit jackpot, it was meant for him. "Bingo!" He screamed before ripping it apart, not bothering to see who it was from.
The Christmas card attached to the wrapping came off and flew over to Marco. Marco smiled and opened it, looking at the cute Christmas picture with a cat as Santa on it. He began to read as Jean looked at his present in confusion. It was an album.
"Dear Jean, -haha like that movie called Dear John haha get it okay anyway, do not show Marc-" Marco trailed off and he dropped the letter. He looked at Jean's present out of curiosity. "Jean," Marco began, leaving the letter on the floor to fend for itself, "what is it?"
Jean slowly took the cover and flipped it open, and as if magical, golden light blinded him, he squinted his eyes. Immediately, he shut the album closed. Then open. Then closed. And then he screamed, raising the album in the air, "God bless you, Hanji!"
"What is it?" Marco and Armin quickly got up and got near him.
Jean started to breath heavily, "No touch," he hissed as he hugged the album, "all mine."
"Wow," Ymir half-laughed as Christa stirred awake, "that is some reaction."
"Never seen him like that. Ever." Connie looked at the album, "I really wanna know what it is."
"Hahahaaa," Jean breathed in the smell of the album, causing everyone in the room to shiver, creeped out and disgusted by the fallow haired male's reaction, "just regaining something I lost in the fire when the cafe burnt down..."
Everyone who worked in the cafe finally got the hint.
"Oh." Eren averted his eyes, "That album."
"I think I get it," Christa yawned, earning a 'good morning' from a few people around the room which she politely responded back to.
"Creep." Connie commented.
"Shut up!" Jean shot back at him, hugging the large book closely to his chest, "You will never understand what a lonely horse like me can feel when Marco isn't around! Never!" He walked away from the tree, feeling accomplished.
Marco nervously laughed, feeling that the album had something related with him.
"Lonely horse," Eren quoted Jean.
Connie snickered, "Horseface."
"O, majestic horse, say something to us!" Eren feigned passion, making his tone a bit over-dramatic.
Jean gave a half smile, "Neigh."
Connie fell to the floor, "The supernatural being has spoken!"
"God has spoken!"
Sasha crawled over to the tree and grabbed one that was hers. She looked at the tag and read it out loud, "To Sasha Blouse, From Corporal Le-" she squealed and looked over at Levi, "I love you!"
"Wow," Eren shuffled closer to Levi, "girl this is my man."
"But Eren," Connie gasped, "I thought I was your man!"
Eren snorted and winked at Connie, "You're mah babe."
"Ey!" Connie winked over at Eren.
"And here I was," Armin laughed lightly, "thinking Connie was the straightest of all."
"Hey shut up, man!" Connie howled, "That hit my feels! My feels ache!"
"My kokoro!" Mikasa grabbed at her heart.
"Went brokoro." Connie, understanding what shit she meant due to Sasha, made it look like he was heart-broken.
"Quite the group we have here," Erwin lightly chuckled, only to have Connie insensitively throw something back at him.
"Haha- you're old!"
Erwin's smile twitched, "Thank you, Connie, for making my back pains intensify."
"Why does Levi look younger?" Eren turned his head to look at Levi.
Levi's silver eyes narrowed at Eren's, "Would you rather that I do you looking like a fifty year old man, or..?"
"Well," Eren smiled, "as long as you're Levi, it's fine!"
"Dude you just agreed to have sex with men who are older than you by thirty years." Jean choked, "Why, Eren, why?"
Eren shivered, "I didn't mean to imply that."
"Well," Levi coughed, "you did-!" He was cut off by Sasha screaming.
"Tickets! Free tickets to all of his concerts for 2014!" Sasha screamed, jumping and down before running over to Levi, "Marry me!" She jumped onto Levi, pushing Eren out of the way.
Eren flinched, glaring at Sasha before noticing Connie's alike glare.
Levi responded to her hug with a pat on the back and telling her to get off or else she would face punishment from her own boyfriend and his own.
Sasha jumped back and sat beside Connie, looking at the amount of tickets she had in her hands.
Connie smirked.
Mikasa grinned, knowing she had gotten something way better.
Levi shared the grin.
"By the way, Erwin," Armin looked over at the said male, "what gift did you get from Hanji? I don't really care about the rest-."
"Something." Erwin quickly responded, not wanting to tell anyone. He looked incredibly uncomfortable, "I don't want to talk about it."
Annie, who was on her phone the whole time half smirked as she looked over at her boyfriend, "It was a whip, rope and some kind of album," she whispered to Armin.
Armin turned red.
"Over there!" Erwin pointed his finger at Annie, "I saw that!"
Annie smiled, "I was just talking about marriage," she slyly responded.
Before Erwin could continue, Levi suddenly began to talk to Eren, "By the way, I didn't buy you a Christmas present."
Eren sputtered for a moment, "Eh?" He looked upset for a moment before smiling, "Well, whatever. It's not like it matters anyway," he then leaned onto Levi.
Levi pulled away from Eren, giving him a serious look.
Fear suddenly grew in Eren's heart.
"I smell a break up!" Ymir pinched her nose, "It doesn't smell good!"
"I want to end our relationship," Levi began in a calm tone.
Eren felt like crying, he wailed before Levi put a finger to his lips.
"And start a new one," Levi smiled as Mikasa handed Levi a rather large box, wrapped up in wrapping paper. Levi handed it to Eren.
Eren refrained his shock and began to lightly laugh, "I hope it's an IPhone," he sarcastically remarked before taking the box and tearing it a part. He laughed when he realized that it was, indeed, and IPhone container. "Aw, Levi," Eren smiled before opening it. His eyes widened as he found the insides of the box cushioned with red. In the middle of the red lay a silver ring with a simple yet beautiful sapphire stone set in the middle. Eren turned red.
"Will you marry m-?"
"Hold the fuck up!" A muffled voice screamed as the front door's knob began to shake and rattle, "I knew it! My spidey senses were fucking tingling all morning! Don't you dare say it! Don't even whisper, I can hear you!"
Mikasa gulped in fear that the door would break, immediately running to the door and opening it for the flustered woman.
Hanji ran in, not bothering to take off her shoes, "Say it! Say it!"
Levi sighed, "Eren Jaeger, will you marry me?"
Eren fiddled with his fingers, "It-It's only been a few months, though..."
"And we've waited for this moment for how long?" Levi rose an eyebrow.
Eren shyly nodded, "Yes, I-I will," he stuck his hand out as Levi took the ring out from its box.
"What the fuck!" Connie and Jean simultaneously whined.
"That's not fair!" Connie whined while Levi slid the ring onto Eren's ring finger, "come on!"
"I wanted to get married first, fuck!" Jean hissed, biting his thumb. He turned to Marco, a blush on his face.
Marco froze.
"I guess that means we have to speed things up," Jean mumbled, "I'll buy you a ring for New Years."
Marco turned bright red, "N-No, Jean it's-!"
Connie howled yet again, "I'll beat you to it Jean!"
Connie pulled out something from under the tree, and Sasha was shocked, a bit afraid.
"Sasha," He ripped his gift for her open, giving her a stern look, "we're going to Hawaii for New Years."
"W-what!?" Sasha looked taken aback.
"I've already told your parents, so get packing." Connie smiled, "Plus there's an all you can eat buffet there. You can eat to your heart's content."
Sasha's eyes gleamed with happiness, "Connie~!" She hugged her boyfriend, "I love you!"
"Yes!" Hanji bit on her nails as she filmed more of the scenes which began to unfold before her very eyes, "Yes-Yes! More, I need more of this," she hissed.
Erwin coughed, "Hanji, as for that present you gave me-!"
"-Hey Christa!" Connie grinned, "When are you and Ymir getting together?"
"Huh?" Ymir rose an eyebrow before snickering, holding her right hand up and using her free hand to hold Christa's left hand up, "We already are."
Everyone's faces fell.
"Huh!?" Eren, Connie and Jean scrunched up together, their faces all in odd angles.
"You," Jean looked at Ymir, "what did you say!?"
"We already are." Ymir plainly replied.
"Hah!?" Connie leaned in closer, "Without inviting us!?"
"Ah?" Eren pushed their faces away, "You bastard, how could you!?"
Ymir rolled her eyes, "This is an engagement ring, you idiots, and we've been wearing this for a month."
Christa puffed her cheeks out, "How could you all not notice?"
"Che!" Armin and Annie looked at each other, "We're the only ones."
Armin smiled, "No worries, dear," Armin held onto Annie's hands, "I actually have no plans of getting married to you yet."
"Same," Annie nodded, "we'll do that when we get older. For now, we travel."
They both nodded understandingly.
Armin then pulled Annie into a tight hug, "As expected from my girlfriend! We both understand each other!"
Annie buried her face into Armin's shoulder, staying silent as she hugged him back.
Mikasa smiled, "I'm the only one."
Hanji snickered, "It's fine, Mikasa. Soon," she wrapped an arm around Mikasa as she pointed at the ceilings, "when the stars have aligned, we will meet the ones."
Mikasa nodded, "I see the constellation of Leo right there," she said in a joking way, pointing at an empty part of the ceiling, "see it?"
Hanji nodded once before shaking her head twice, "I only see stars."
Erwin said nothing to the group. He only continued to read his newspaper, wanting to forget about Hanji's present.
"Eren!" Hanji grinned at the starred boy, who was still eying his ring in glee, "Open your present!"
Mikasa jumped up, "Oh my god, open it now!"
Marco, who was the closest to the tree at the time, searched for Eren's present. Once he had found it, he tossed it at the said male.
"Thanks," Eren thanked Marco before ripping the package open, unable to bare his curiosity any more.
His eyes widened.
A gun and white and gold clothing. Specifically girls clothing. He chuckled nervously, "I'm not a girl, Hanji.."
Hanji smiled as Mikasa ran to get something, screaming a little 'wait a sec'.
After a few minutes of nothing but dead pan, Mikasa came back with two swords which looked painfully familiar.
"Come on, Eren," Mikasa grinned, holding the sword up, "let's kick some demon ass!"
Click.
Eren slowly turned his head towards Hanji, "Y-You're kidding me."
Hanji smiled and sipped some lukewarm tea which Armin had poured for her.
Eren took the fake gun up, looking at the rather intricate details before holding it up, aiming it at Mikasa. He closed on eye and pretended to shoot at her, recoiling the gun backwards slightly, "Pew," he reopened his eye and smirked, "thanks, Hanji."
"Wait," Connie paused for a moment, "is that from the anime we watched a month ago? That Panty and Stocking thing?"
"Correct!" Hanji nodded, "It is!"
"Wear it!" Jean urged him, "I mean, shit, you already wore that! Plus, it's dirty, so might as well get changed."
"You too Mikasa," Marco nodded, "I want to see how you would look in Stocking's clothes."
Eren and Mikasa looked at each other, Mikasa's looking a bit happy and Eren's gaze looking a bit worried.
"Fucking hell, Hanji!" Levi hissed as soon as he opened his present, "A dildo? What the fuck do you want me to do with this!?" He held up the purple dildo before throwing it at her.
Connie was laughing as his ass of, having the time of his life while Jean seemed to be just standing there in disgust, staring at Hanji in disbelief.
"This is expected," Christa nodded.
Fifteen minutes have passed. Eren and Mikasa weren't there yet.
Actually Mikasa was just upstairs waxing Eren's legs, telling him to shut up or else she would gag him, but yes, they were almost done wearing their costumes.
"Aw, come on," Hanji pouted, tossing the purple dildo back, "while you're fucking into Eren, doesn't your ass get lonely?"
Levi's eye twitched, "Excuse me?"
"Oh fucking shit!" Connie laughed, "A dildo! I want one in my-" he broke off as Levi threw it at him. He screamed repeatedly and hung onto Sasha as the purple monstrosity sat there on the floor, standing up. "Sasha get it away from me!" Connie cried, "My virginity is precious! Keep it away!"
"My precious," Jean hissed, using Gollum's voice.
"Jean!" Marco scolded Jean as Connie screamed at his tone.
"Stop it, Jean," Connie screamed as he buried himself into Sasha's shoulder, "you're giving me spooks!"
"Spooks," Emphasized Erwin as he chuckled, "you all are really funny when you're being a bit too immature for my liking."
"Sorry," Armin apologized for the group.
"Fly away now, fly away now, fly away now, fly away!"
Everyone turned their heads down the hallway.
Cue, Mikasa and Eren strolling in, Mikasa casually strutting in heels with her brother behind her, trying in vain to hide.
Levi's eyes widened when they fully came into view.
Mikasa made a rather perfect cosplay of Stocking without her wig, looking exactly like her, except real.
Eren, on the other hand.
Well, he was wearing a wig that Hanji had probably given to him along with the package. He looked like an actual girl except for the fact that he lacked curves, his feminine legs made up for it. And his fake breasts. Eren peered over from behind Mikasa, trying not to trip over himself.
Levi covered his mouth.
"Adorable!" Hanji voiced his thoughts.
"Let me take pictures of you two!" Hanji took her phone out, rushing over to get a better view of the both of them.
Eren, camera shy, hid behind Mikasa's hair.
"Haha! Jaeger, you look so dumb!" Jean laughed, "You really look like a girl! Why the hell are you so scared?"
Eren glared at him from the corner of his eyes, "Excuse me?" He snapped pulling away from Mikasa, placing his hands on his hips, sending Jean death glares. "I'm a hot, bitch angel called Eren," Eren scowled, "and I can do whatever the fuck I want!" Eren's choker slid off and dropped. He bent over to pick it up.
"Nice ass," Levi commented as Eren leaned over, "and short-shorts."
Eren jumped back up, forgetting about the choker. He pulled his skirt down slightly as Hanji took pictures of Mikasa and him.
"Levi," Erwin shot Levi a glance, "no perverted comments, please."
"Why?" Levi furrowed his eyebrows.
"His fake boobs though!" Connie looked at them closely, eying them. He poked one, and immediately, Eren leaped back.
"Jerk!" Eren hissed, his face red, "What are you doing?"
"Well," Connie rose an eyebrow, "it's not like they're real, so why are you reacting?"
"T-They feel real!" Eren tenderly poked his chest.
Levi immediately shot up and hugged Eren, wanting to feel the false mounds. Levi looked rather disappointed when he pulled away, "No, they don't feel real," Levi stated before slyly smirking, "but I have to agree, you look sexy."
Eren turned red, "I'm feeling unnaturally embarrassed." Eren shrieked when he felt himself being hoisted up by strong arms.
"To bed we go," Levi slowly began to walk out with everyone staring at him.
"H-Huh!? N-No, not again!" Eren screamed, "I don't like this- Mikasa! Mikasa help! Mika-!" His voice was drowned out by the door of his room slamming shut.
Mikasa shrugged him off, "I'm having too much fun cosplaying," she smiled.
And that day, nothing but screams echoed through out the house from pain, horror, laughter, and of course, from Eren's bedroom, pleasure.
Carla and Grisha Jaeger strolled into their house, examining the house. Eren and Mikasa had said there would be a party and they wanted to make sure the house was clean. It was night time, and everyone seemed to be asleep at nine o'clock. Grisha blinked as he saw some cake on his fake tree. He sighed.
"They had a food fight," He said as he shut the back doors.
Carla giggled, "Well, at least they had fun, right?" She tossed Grisha a look.
Grisha smiled back, "I guess."
as you can see, I am dead tired.
My writing is half-assed today.
Tomorrow i swear.
no worries guys
Eren and Levi will get engaged in another way in the actual story :V
btw i drew panty eren
but as an actual female.