Fletcher, Ghastly
So, uh, Tanith sent me this... *screenshot of the Val thing attached*
OMFG. Your over her right?
Yeah...
I knew it would happen
I called it! When we broke up I told her!
(Bye bye fletch)
Ghastly, Anton
Pas this on to the others. *screenshot*
Seriously?
Yes, I hope
How does that work?
Let's not question it
(Peace ghastly)
Anton, Saracen
Big news *screenshot*
Hm, usually I know things like that
Gross
ITS NOT LIKE I TRY TO KNOW THAT
Uh huh
(Miss you already Anton)
Saracen, Dexter
Hey, man. You hear the news yet?
No? What?
*sends screenshot*
You're telling the truth?!
Would I lie about something like this?
Yes, you would
Anton told me!
I shipped it.
Me too
(And because I like to have fun. Here's china, Gordon, and Kenspeckle.)
Dexter, China
Don't you have a thing for Skulduggery?
No
Okay then. Wanna hear something?
What?
*sends screenshot*
Oh my... How would they...?
He's got fingers (I'm so immature, I giggled when I wrote this)
(You'll be missed Dexter)
China, Gordon
Your her uncle scold her *screenshot*
I don't need to know that!
Stop her!
I don't want to talk about that with my niece! I'm never going to be able to talk to her again!
You are a child
(Bye bitch! Jk love ya China)
Gordon, Kenspeckle
I was told to pass this on and you're a doctor so... I actually have no idea what I'm trying to say. Enjoy! *screenshot*
That is disgusting
(Goodbye my lovelies)
Valkyrie, Tanith
IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Why?
EVERYWHERE I WENT TODAY I GOT A WEIRD LOOK FROM SORCERERS! DEXTER KEPT MAKING WEIRD JOKES! GORDON WONT TALK TO ME WITHOUT SAYING SOMETHING LIKE SKELETON PORN!
That sounds like a normal day for you tbh
NO IT DOESNT... Okay so maybe it does but not when every single person thinks I did Skulduggery!
Skulduggery doesn't know
You wanna bet!
No, but no one told him and I haven't died yet so I'm assuming
I'm going to tell him what you did! Why get my hands dirty when he can do it for me?
Val please I love you
Man it must suck when you love someone but they don't feel the same
Are you breaking up with me?
AN: So that actually turned out way better than I thought. I wrote this the same day as the last one but hey. Oh and the screenshot was of this part...
Who had sex?
SKULDUGGERY AND I
*respondeys*
Skyla: I was the friend that introduced everyone to the book. I actually almost didn't read the book. I have a weird habit of checking out two books from the library and only reading one... Melbourne's in Australia right?
Sebastian: I shall reply to this with a headcanon: The Dead Men have made a bet thing that says whoever finds someone Skulduggery hasn't hurt in someway or another wins a prize and bragging rights.
ChocolateCheesecakes: yes, blackmail all the people!
Aeyla: Valkyrie would be so pissed if Dexter got the Bentley. She'd probably try to kill Dexter and bring Skulduggery back just to kill him again.