AN: I'll try to fix this later but it's not letting me bold anything and I can barely type without it messing up so I'll have a thing in front of Val's part. It stops halfway through because it won't let me type the ~ before the thing. It's every other one though.

~Valkyrie, Dexter

~What the hell?!

What?

~How did you get the Bentley?!

Wow, greedy much.

~Don't play this game with me! I actually like the Bentley!

You already have a car

~Let's switch then!

No!

~How dare he give you the Bentley! I'm glad he's dead, because if I would've found out that while he was alive I would have killed him!

That's rude... Your friend just died

~He wasn't a real friend!

Because you didn't get the Bentley?

~Yeah! My butts been in it way more than yours!

Yeah but my butts better than yours

~Excuse you bitch! I am the definition on perfect

And humble too

~That's another reason I should've gotten the Bentley! I'm cute! I'm fucking adorable!

What does that have to do with anything?

~Cute people get better things

You may be cute but I'm sexy

~Are you trying to start something?

You already started something, honey. I'm just here to finish it

~I will not tolerate this sass from you!

You sound like my mother

~Maybe I am your mother!

I doubt it

~I don't know! Have you ever seen me and your mother in the same room?

No, but your too young

~I could be pretending to be young. When was the last time you saw your mother?

When she died... She wasn't a sorcerer

~I feel like I should feel bad but I'm still pissed so I'll feel bad later.

There you go. Priorities.

~What was I mad about again?

The fact that your not a mother

No, not that. I'm happy because of that

So your happy not mad

Don't twist my words around!

Were they ever really your words or did you steal them from someone else?

It's too early in the morning for your bullshit, Dexter

But is it really morning or is this just a illusion

I think you're an illusion...

That's right! I'm actually Fletcher

No, you can't be Fletcher

Why not

I'm actually physically attracted to you

BURN! Can I tell Fletcher this?

AN: THANKS AEYLA for distracting me with your review while I was trying to think of what to write! All I could think about this! So here it is. Not a request, but whateves. By the way are there any requests I've forgotten about? Please tell me if I forget yours. I feel like I'm forgetting something.

MysteryHuntress: thank you. I try. Sometimes.

Sebastian: yup.

Aeyla: Your leaving forever? WHHHHYY?

Skyla: I don't need your sass! I'm from America we aren't educated here! All we know is freedom, fried chicken and bald eagles!