AN: Based off the chapter in TDOTL when Skul wants to hug everyone. NO SPOILERS! Only spoiler is hugging. Trust me! I would never spoil anything for you guys. I like you.
Skulduggery, China
I'm offended that the black Cleaver didn't want a hug from me. I'm a very good hugger
Are you now?
I am. Ask Valkyrie
I can't.
Oh but you will soon! I'm going to hug her the next time I see her
As is expected
At least she'll want to be hugged unlike Stephanie
Stephanie wouldn't except your hug either?
No! No one wants a hug from me!
They probably think your going to hurt them
Why would I?
You haven't been in the best mood recently. Everyone assumes your angry
I am angry
I'm offended you didn't offer me a hug
I'm only giving hugs to people who need them. Do you need a hug?
Maybe
No you don't
I really don't. I just wanted an opportunity to turn down a hug from you as well
I asked Dexter as well! And he offered to kiss me. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment
Did he let you hug him at least?
No! He said only kisses but, as I've already said, I'm not ready for a relationship right now. I must focus on bringing back Valkyrie. I'll kiss him after.
I'm sure Valkyrie would love that
Should I kiss her instead?
I wouldn't know
I'm terribly out of practice. They'd both mock me
Why would they do such a thing?
Because they're rude
Ah, yes, because you're always polite
I am! I offered people hugs today!
As you keep saying
No one hugged me. I'm going to have to start taking them by force!
I'm sure Clarabelle would love to hug you
I can't hug her
Why not
Her hairs weird
So?
China, you know I despise weird hair
It's not that weird
Yes, it is! It used to be blue! Now it's green! Who goes from blue to green? Crazy people, that's who!
And are you not crazy yourself?
No, I'm insane. There's a difference
Could you tell me the difference?
Sure
Are you going to tell me?
Yes
*sighs* when?
I don't know yet. Maybe tomorrow. No, I'll be busy tomorrow
Doing what?
A little bit of crime. What else would I be doing?
Your job? That would make my job so much easier
It would, wouldn't it? But I can't do that
Why not?
As you stated before, this job gives you wrinkles and that amuses me
Your terrible
I am indeed... Do you want a hug now?
...yes
AN: so I needed a break from reading the new book I got in the mail which is the only reason I updated today. I'm in a very good mood. I haven't finished the book and please those of you who have finished it don't spoil anything for me! I spoiled a certain scene towards the end that killed me with mushy feels. I am terrible to myself.
I'm not sure I mentioned that when I'm in the middle of reading these books I go a bit insane and I start feeling like Skulduggery and I start talking weird. It's great and by great I mean terrible. Or do I?
Sebastian: Your sentence made perfect sense. I, on the other hand, do not. But Skulduggery probably has some secret thing set up to where when he dies the Bentley gets hidden somewhere using magic and such.
Skyla: OH NO I FORGOT ABOUT HAROLD! SKULDUGGERY'S GOING TO KILL ME! And OMG yes I will do that. That will be beautiful! I ship it. *googles car* now I really ship it. That car is beautiful. In other news I got my book so your all alone. Unless you got yours.