Babidi laughed as his beast rampaged across the Earth. He had managed to not only control Buu well, he had allowed Buu to absorb the Earth's strongest heroes, Gotenks, Piccolo, and Gohan. As the Majin blasted another city to ash with a mere blow, Babidi smirked.
"Hehehe, all will bow to me. After all, I don't think anyone wants Buu destroying their city. But what planet to conquer first?" Babidi pondered, tapping his chin. The short wizard had many enemies, which made it rather hard to choose who to crush first. "I suppose the Kashvar will go first, they were always too arrogant for their own good" Babidi said, smiling with sadistic glee.
"You're one to talk, inferior life-form" a short, hooded figure, the same height as Babidi said, clicking his tongue in disapproval. Babidi whipped around, his Wizard Barrier already covering him in a protective green bubble.
"Who are you?!" Babidi shrieked, his eyes bulging and his teeth gritted. The figure scoffed at Babidi's desperation before taking off his hood. The stranger was a Kashvar. "Oh, a Kashvar? I thought you never left your home" Babidi shrugged, dropping his barrier and regaining his composure. Kashvar were known for being rather weak in combat, even weaker than Babidi.
"No, we usually don't...but I found something of interest here on Earth" the Kahvar said, struggling to contain his anger. How dare this bug act like he wasn't a threat?! Babidi giggled, simply infuriating the Kashvar even more.
"What a coincidence, I found something on Earth too" Babidi managed to say between laughs. The sorcerer snapped his fingers and Buu was at his side, glaring at the Kashvar. "So, Kashvar, what did you find? I bet it won't compare to my might Majin" Babidi boasted, not noticing the ground shaking.
"If found this" the Kashvar snarled, pointing at a huge monster behind him. It was easily 400 feet tall and looked like a skeleton crossed with an insect. Upon seeing it, Babidi flew backwards in fear.
"W-what is that?! And who are you?!" Babidi screamed, his confidence gone as the massive monster's breath warmed his face.
"I am Hoi, greatest of the Kashvar. And that is Hirudegarn, the most powerful being in the universe!" Hoi bragged, joy spreading across his face. He could finally rub it into that stupid wizard's face! Hirudegarn roared in agreement, his bellow causing Babidi to cover his ears. "Let us see who's beast is stronger" Hoi smirked, muttering something in his native language to Hirudegarn. Hirudegarn leaped over the building, aiming to punch Buu.
"Buu is vastly stronger than your bug" Babidi insisted, not too confident of his own assessment. Buu dodged out of the way of Hirudegarn's punch, flying into the air. "Kill him Buu!" Babidi screamed at the Majin, pointing at the monster that was snapping and salivating.
"What Badidi says, I obey" Buu affirmed, covering himself in a pink aura and rocketing at Hirudegarn. Hirudegarn's jaws snapped on Buu, only for the creature to snarl when it realized it had hit an after-image. Before Hirudegarn could even react, Buu slammed his knee into the base of Hirudegarn's neck.
"No!" Hoi wailed as Hirudgarn frothed, crashing to one knee. Buu put a finger to his forehead, crackling with yellow ki. "Special Beam Cannon!" Buu announced, thrusting his hand forward and firing the purple beam, yellow spirals surrounding it. Just as it was about to hit, Hirudegarn vanished and the beam missed.
"Huh?!" Babidi yelled, his jaw dropping. Babidi's look of shock was replaced with horror as Hirudegarn reappeared behind Buu. The monster's body was glowing and Buu still hadn't noticed. "Buu, watch out!" Babidi wailed, giving Buu just enough warning to see Hirudgarn glowing. Before Buu could defend himself, blue energy exploded outward, Hirudgarn being the nexus of the explosion. Buu gave a muffled roar as his body was torn apart.
"HAHAHA! See? My monster is su-WHAT?!" Hoi began before he was cut off as Hirudegarn was staggered back. Hoi looked closely and saw a disembodied pink arm had done the deed. The arm quickly regrew the rest of Buu, who looked annoyed instead of hurt.
"Is that all? What a bore" Buu chuckled, causing Hirudegarn to bellow in outrage. The monster grabbed Buu in one huge hand, intending to crush him. Buu simply opened his mouth, a pink energy ball within. Hirudegarn only blinked as the energy beam shot out of Buu's mouth, scorching the monster's face and making it fall on its back. Hirudegarn twitched once, then lay still.
"How is this possible?! Hirudegarn is invincible" Hoi protested, shaking with fear as Babidi gave him a malicious grin. Suddenly, Hidudegarn's scorched carapace cracked and twitched.
"Eh?" Buu grunted as he saw Hirudgarn's shell shatter, like a butterfly coming out of a chrysalis. The new Hirudegarn had brighter colors and wings. Buu laughed, expecting this one to be just as pathetic. His laughter was interrupted as Hirudegarn slapped him, sending the Majin through several buildings.
"Come on Buu, get back in there!" Babidi screamed as Buu pulled himself out of the rubble. Buu growled in anger and cupped his hands at his side.
"KA...ME...HA...ME...HA!" Buu roared, uncupping his hands and unleashing a huge pink wave from his out-stretched palms. Hirudegarn vanished, appearing to Buu's side. Hirudegarn's tail flicked, smashing the Majin into the ground. Buu crawled out of the rubble, only to be smashed back into the ground by Hirudegarn's massive foot. Buu slid out as slime, reforming his body.
"Well, what does your monster have to say now?" Hoi giggled as he saw Buu's teeth grit in fury and rage. Buu screamed in outrage, the (lack) of self control he had gotten from Goha shining through.
"I AM MAJIN BUU! NONE CAN BE-!" Buu started before Hirudegarn tired of his wailing and punched Buu, sending Buu flying into a mountain range. A faint glow and scream was seen before the mountain exploded, revealing a Buu who had long since past the threshold for rational thought. "IWILLEVISCERATEYOUANDUSEYOURGASTROINTESTINALTRACTASACONDOMWHILEIFORNICATEWITHYOURSKULL...I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU!" Buu raged, moving forward and launching kicks and punches with no real strategy, simply rage as he attempted to hit Hirudegarn.
"That is just sad" Hoi laughed as Hirudegarn teleported behind Buu, letting Buu punch thin air for 5 more seconds. Buu was so angered, he didn't notice the difference. Buu finally turned around and received stab from Hirudegarn's tail, impaling the Majin and holding him in front of Hirudegarn like a spiked hot dog.
"Buu, let's get out of here!" Babidi panicked, flying over to Buu in an attempt to do something with his magic. Babidi and Buu then saw a light n front of them. Both gasped in horror as they saw the light was coming from Hirudegarn's open mouth.
"NOOOO!" both Buu and Babidi wailed as Hirudegarn belched out a huge blast of flame, incinerating both of them in an inferno so intense, not even Buu could regenerate from it. As Hirudegarn roared in victory, Hoi smirked and looked at the carnage.
"As expected, the Kashvar win" Hoi laughed.
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