Two tyears l8er:
Raiden woke up and glanced over at his lovely wife. she was still asleepa dn as beautifile as the dayb they met. They're realationship had been strarined recently but he felt sure things would start looking up soon. he decided to make breakfast but didnt want to wake her yet so he put on his cardboard box and snuk to the kitchen. the kitchen was in the same room as the bedroom as was everything eslee becauser there house was alos a gigantic metal milatart hanger. raiden was making eggs. he wasnt as good at is as sunny because she was trained in the secret patriots training camp to be really smart and make good eggs and stuff or something i dunno the story is confuising okay? but aanyweay as riaden was making thje eggs he drifited off into thought trying to figure out the plot of his life sop far vbecause iot didnt really make any sense (authors note: get it because metal gear has a confusing story that's the joke, get it? its rteally funny right? haha I'm hillarious). he was sooooo distracted trying to figure out the story that he accadintly burned the gegs and iot set off the firte alarm. as soon as the alarm started raiden got into his box again hoping to hide good enuff to end the alert faze before it woke up his wife. But he wasnt fast enuf and it woke her up anyway. he new this because he herd the loud metalic calgning of her gigantic metal feet walking towards himn. she walked back and forth looking for him but coyldnt find him at first because he was in the cardboard box but trhen she bumped into the box and found him. then they fought for a while becasuse she was made raidne had set off the alarm. eventually raiden said "I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE!" and ray said "YOUR ALWAYS DOING THIS, RUIBNING EVERYTHING IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO... WANT TO... TO LAUNCH A NUKE!" and then raidne few minuttes ray said "how... how coucld you say that?" and the she started crying and ran out of the hanger/house. raindan called afetr her "wait no babe i didnt meen it!" but it was to late. she was gone.
Raiden woke up and glanced over at his lovely wife. she was still asleepa dn as beautifile as the dayb they met. They're realationship had been strarined recently but he felt sure things would start looking up soon. he decided to make breakfast but didnt want to wake her yet so he put on his cardboard box and snuk to the kitchen. the kitchen was in the same room as the bedroom as was everything eslee becauser there house was alos a gigantic metal milatart hanger. raiden was making eggs. he wasnt as good at is as sunny because she was trained in the secret patriots training camp to be really smart and make good eggs and stuff or something i dunno the story is confuising okay? but aanyweay as riaden was making thje eggs he drifited off into thought trying to figure out the plot of his life sop far vbecause iot didnt really make any sense (authors note: get it because metal gear has a confusing story that's the joke, get it? its rteally funny right? haha I'm hillarious). he was sooooo distracted trying to figure out the story that he accadintly burned the gegs and iot set off the firte alarm. as soon as the alarm started raiden got into his box again hoping to hide good enuff to end the alert faze before it woke up his wife. But he wasnt fast enuf and it woke her up anyway. he new this because he herd the loud metalic calgning of her gigantic metal feet walking towards himn. she walked back and forth looking for him but coyldnt find him at first because he was in the cardboard box but trhen she bumped into the box and found him. then they fought for a while becasuse she was made raidne had set off the alarm. eventually raiden said "I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE!" and ray said "YOUR ALWAYS DOING THIS, RUIBNING EVERYTHING IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO... WANT TO... TO LAUNCH A NUKE!" and then raidne few minuttes ray said "how... how coucld you say that?" and the she started crying and ran out of the hanger/house. raindan called afetr her "wait no babe i didnt meen it!" but it was to late. she was gone.