Valkyrie, Skulduggery
Where the hell are you?
The Sanctuary
And why are you there?
I work there
You know what I mean
But do I really know what you mean? Does anyone ever truly know what someone means? You could mean something entirely different than what I think you mean. And what are we left with then? Two people who are confused.
It's too early for your crap
It's 9:30
Too early, I say!
But did you really say it or just text it?
I hate you. Why are you at the Sanctuary and not here picking me up?
Ah, that's what you meant. To be completely honest, I'm not quite sure how to approach the Bentley
Walk up to it?
I can't
Why not?
Because she's flirting
Skulduggery, sometimes I worry about your mental state, you know that?
Why? There's an Aston Martin parked next to her and I'm certain they're flirting
How does it look like they're flirting with each other?
The way they're facing each other. They seem to be staring into each other's eyes
They don't have eyes. They're cars
I know that, but they're making some sort of eye contact
Send me a picture
*sends pic* Look at the obvious flirting!
All I see are two cars parked next to each other
But that's the thing! They're parked next to each other! There a tons of empty parking spaces and yet they chose to park by each other!
So? You know you have one of the best spots in the Sanctuary. People are bound to park next you you
It's obvious they're meant to be together! They complement each other beautifully! There's something there! Even if they can't see it, there's something! I don't want to ruin this
You are insane
Indeed, but that doesn't change the fact that they were meant for each other
And what are they going to do?
What do you mean by that?
They're cars. They can't be in a relationship
First of all, they're more than cars and why can't they be in a relationship?
It's not plausible
Why not?
Please don't make me explain to you why two cars cannot date
I don't see why they can't.
They can't talk or do anything that would show that they're together
There are many things they can do to show that they care for each other. Just being in each other's presence is enough
You talk as if you've experienced this
Maybe I have.
Have you?
Maybe
I swear to god
I ship them so hard
How do you even know what ship means?
How do you?
Don't play this game
You never told me how to approach them!
Just walk up there, shake the Ashton Martin's mirror and introduce yourself, then get in the Bentley and apologize for cutting they're conversation short. Or you could just rudely walk between them like you did to Fletcher and I
I'll go with the first since I actually want them together
So you admit you tried to break Fletcher and I up!
Yes, obviously, when did I ever say otherwise?
That's it! I'm calling Tanith to give me a ride! Then I'm going to break up the two cars
Don't you dare!
Oh, sorry, I was talking to Tanith on the phone. What were you saying?
Don't you dare break them up! They were meant to be!
Yeah, meant to be broken up!
If you break them up I will make sure you never have a successful relationship
I can live with that
AN: I've had so much homework that I haven't finished the book. It made me cry the other day. I'm so close I can taste it. That was weird. I should never do that again. Anyway, I did the request.
Sebastian: I actually really want to read one of Gordon's books. Derek should do one last short story and have it be Gordon's last book or something. Also I am not emotionally prepared for the ending.
Aeyla: See? This is why I like you. You always review. It's great. You're great.
wispoD: I love how y'all are are telling me I'm going to love the ending but I'm going to die inside first. It explains so much about us.
Kiwifluffy: I haven't see you in forever. Hit whatever you like. Just not me please.
Until The End: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Unless that's an insult, then how dare you. And I wouldn't even know what to say to him. I feel like calling him a meanie face is bad so yeah. Do not tell him I called him a meanie face. That's the rudest insult ever. But I hope you have fun!
Skyla: You understand me. And when Gordon died I cried and laughed especially with his last words. My mother actually went to the store and bought me chocolate at some point in the book because I screamed really loud. Chocolate fixes everything also food makes me happy. It was when Val said she didn't have powers.