Nope do not own SNK too poor hahaahaha /cries/I don't own shit. I don't own anything mentioned.
firstly, WELCOME BACK EYAA~!
literally, my sole purpose of creating this story is to make people happy and so that they can laugh their asses off. I think it's working. Nothing important happens in this chapter tho. ANd I read the reviews right.
And I started crying. From joy and happiness. YOU GUYS ARE MY LIFe.
Izayacchi: Hello~! HAHA I got sick too. I missed two tests. two. One math and one French. And my math teacher is very unforgiving. He doesn't care if your sick or at the hospital HE WILL YELL AT YOU FOR MISSING YOUR TESTS. You drew WHAT!? SHow it to me pls. JUST SOMEHOW. SHOW IT TO ME /CRIES/
AdDicTiOn: HEH-HEY~ You caught up 8D TBH I thought you would drop this and I'm /glad/ you didn't. HAHA THANK YOU X'D Man I love stalkers like you. It's cool man. /looks at you from behind a window and takes a picture of you/ I'm stalking you too ;) nosrryimnot
Ashley: NO IT'S OKAY /HUGS YOU/ YOU'RE THE BOMB GIGGITY. Awyee, Levi wearin' a gown ;D omg thank you so much you literally made me so happy.
spenser: SAME. I LOVE HER. MY DREAM MOTHER: CARLA. Thanks ;D Oh hell yes Lilith will make another one. YES SHE WILL.
It was Saturday, and as usual, the Jaeger household was peaceful from the outside. It was cloudy outside, so the brilliant sunshine couldn't shine through the thick, puffy, grey clouds. The sky was dim, but God knew that if Eren were to see it, he would call it beautiful and gaze up at it ever-so longingly, like a wingless bird who wanted to learn how to soar through the sky. The Jaeger household was barely lit: only the kitchen and the connected living room owned such luminosity. Mikasa Ackerman sat on the left side of the three-seat couch, her eyes brimming with glory was she watched the opening of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt reel through, her eyes shimmering. She was on the last episode, and she did not even give a single damn if Eren wasn't here to watch it with her. Their mother was probably still asleep, and when their mom was home, they were never allowed to watch such an anime with vulgar language and lewd scenes included.
"Might as well be a rebel," Mikasa shrugged as she watched the blonde haired angel fall onto the cold, hard pavement on her arms and knees with the infamous, dark skinned priest behind her, chastising the blonde for her weak and wrong doings. "Ah, sucks for Eren," she inwardly sighed before pausing for a moment, "I should wake him up." The charcoal haired girl lifted the black TV remote up with her right hand as she pressed all her weight down to her legs, pushing herself up. She reluctantly paused the scene and turned away from the Samsung TV, walking over to Eren's room. She'd momentarily forgotten about Levi's visit, and was reminded at the sight of him as she opened the door. She snickered and covered her mouth. "What the fuck are they doing?" Mikasa silently whispered to herself as she eyed the two figures which were tightly hugging each other, arms furiously wrapped around one another with their legs strewn and intertwined with each others.
Eren looked like he was in a wrestling match with Levi, and what seemed so unsurprising to Mikasa was the fact that Eren seemed to be having a tougher time than Levi was, his face balled up into the center of his face whilst Levi looked completely relaxed. Mikasa shook her head and smiled. The major contrasts between these two were amazing. She quickly shuffled over to Eren, tapping his cheek, slightly scared to wake up Levi. Mikasa flinched away when Eren let out a guttural, dog-like growl. Her grey eyes shifted for a moment, her thin eyebrows furrowing. She poked him again. Another growl emit from the male. Mikasa then began to poke him rapidly, her fingers used to such movement from all that 'muscle' she had gained in her fingers from all that typing and texting on her phone.
It wasn't until that Eren opened his mouth and bit her that she let out a squeal of terror, pulling away. As she tugged away, Eren was pulled along, and along with Eren came Levi, who was quickly stirring awake. Eren fell onto the floor, Levi on top of him, their position slightly ruined. Levi hissed in pain as his arms, which were wrapped around Eren's head, hit the carpet, the impact causing a stinging sensation to rush from his forearms to his brain.
"Ow!" Eren groaned in a rather high pitched voice as he felt Mikasa wipe her saliva coated finger on him.
"Goodness," Mikasa shook her head, "good morning to you too." She shifted slightly, backing away from the fallen couple.
"Why the hell did you wake me up!?" Eren growled, completely dismissing Levi's sharp silver eyes which were gazing up at him, "I was having such a.. a nice dream!"
"Nice?" Mikasa scoffed, rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms, "You looked like you were having a severe constipation, and to say the least," she huffed as she began to stride out of Eren's room, "I saved you from embarrassing yourself in front of Levi, with that horrid look on your face and all." Before she left, she added on to her words, "By the way, I'm on the last episode of PSG." Mikasa then left the room, leaving Eren's door wide open, "Better hurry and watch it since it just started, and since mom isn't awake."
"Mom isn't awake?" Eren's sea-green eyes turned wide, his tan skin feeling a bit dry. He wrapped his arms around Levi and pulled himself up, enthusiasm and happiness vivid on his face. "Do you mind if I watch, Levi?" He queried his sleepy boyfriend, who was glaring a new set of sharp daggers at him. Eren was not fazed by this. Instead, Eren merely smiled and rubbed his cheeks on Levi's, "You can sleep, if you want. I'll come back after the episode," he stopped rubbing his cheeks onto Levi's, giving Levi a small peck on the forehead, "I promise."
Levi decided to stay silent. He didn't like talking right after he woke up, and Eren understood him completely. Levi was the 'night-time' kind of person, and the only reason why Levi liked mornings was because he was able to drink his daily cup of coffee. Another reason to like mornings starting from now on, was that he would always see Eren- or feel Eren beside him. He looked up at Eren and grunted, pulling himself up. The taller male followed him, and for a moment, Levi just wished that magically, he would grow taller than Eren. Levi made a long, disappointed noise upon his own thoughts before nudging Eren. The raven haired, pale skinned man then began to stagger towards the door, his legs numb since his blood circulation was cut off from the previous night's cuddling.
Eren gave a small giggle at Levi's jagged staggers. He looked drunk. He then took a few long strides, catching up to Levi and tapping his shoulder. He smiled softly at Levi once the said male turned around, his hair messy, but then again, Eren would be one to talk if he admitted so. "Do you want to watch with us?" He asked Levi in a childish tone.
Levi's eye twitched. It sounded like Eren was treating Levi like a kid that Eren was. He made an annoyed noise and ambled forwards, his legs still numb, and it felt awkward now that blood was rushing through his legs again. Eren's arms wrapped around Levi's neck. Levi allowed the tan skinned male to hug him from behind as they slowly ambled down the hall to meet Mikasa at the other end. Eren hummed as he walked in a penguin fashion, taking large waddles as he excitedly looked to his right side, eying the wall which he knew very soon would disappear and turn into a large TV screen showing his favorite show of the month.
"Dear lord," Mikasa huffed impatiently as she glared at the lazy couple, waddling their way carelessly into the room, "can you two be any slower?" She had let the video stay paused, allowing it to buffer as she waited for Eren knowing that he would appear soon or later.
"Sorry, boss," Eren stuck his tongue out at her, his back arched as he let himself be weighed by Levi's shoulders, "I'll be quicker next time."
Mikasa scoffed as she pressed the play button. Eren and Levi seated themselves onto the couch, Levi being in the center because he felt absolutely careless early in the morning, and it would be too much of a hassle to kick Eren or Mikasa out of their spots, so he simply allowed himself to tilt to his right so he could rest his head on Eren's shoulder.
"Ew," Eren brushed Levi's head off of his shoulder jokingly, "get off me, freak." Eren's breath hitched as soon as Levi slowly turned his head to Eren, his blood freezing. "Sorry," he quickly apologized for his own actions, looking like a kicked puppy, "you can put your head back on me."
Levi mumbled a string of curses through his teeth, sounding much like: "Fucking horny brat, always wanting to fuck me up one way or another."
Eren silently agreed to Levi's statement.
"You're just a little bitch now."
"Oh hell no-" Eren snapped his fingers, "he did not just say that to my baby angel." He stood on the edge of his seat, leaning forwards with his arms resting on his lap.
Panty then began to take steps up the long staircase, "You're right, I'm just a little bitch and I'm proud of it, but guess what, douchebag. That's not the point. Newsflash, I don't need special fuckin' powers to beat the shit out of you," the blonde stripped off her jacket and Eren let out a manly grunt.
"Yeah! Tell him Panty! We know you can beat him! Hell yeah, might as well do it without powers." Eren shook his fists at the screen, looking absolutely in to the anime, his eyebrows furrowed, and by the time he was done saying these, Panty was already almost done stripping off all of her clothes.
"Ya hear me, dick!? I'm a hot, bitch angel named Panty, and no matter what anyone says, I do what I fuckin' want!"
"Woo!" Eren hollered, clapping for the female with a proud look on his face, "Panty! Panty! Panty!" He continued to chant as the animation flew on.
"Shut the fuck up!" Levi hissed as he slapped his hand over Eren's mouth, his eyes never leaving the TV screen, "No one needs to hear you, and I'm pretty sure you don't want Carla to wake up!"
"Hey-hey," Mikasa shook her head, "it's mom."
"Allow me to correct myself," Levi kept his hand tight around Eren's mouth, preventing Eren from speaking and only allowing unintelligible grunt to let loose, "You don't want mom to wake up."
"Correction accepted," Mikasa nodded as she turned her head back to the screen. She watched as the demon sisters tried to attack Panty, inwardly sighing as she realized that Stocking wasn't there because she had left. Her thoughts were denied once a heavenly, blue and white striped sword appeared from nowhere, seemingly being sent down from the sky itself. The sword blocked their attacks, and Mikasa gasped in excitement.
"Stocking!" Levi and Mikasa harmoniously said.
Eren and Mikasa turned to Levi.
"Did you just?" Eren rose an eyebrow in interest.
Levi ignored them and smirked up at the two-tone haired cartoon character, "Of course she would save her sister. Her sister's so useless without her, after all."
Eren's gaze on Levi turned from pure curiosity to one of mild abhor, his face noticeably changing as he cringed his nose, "Excuse you, Levi," Eren huffed angrily, crossing his arms as he puffed his cheeks, "Panty could do so many things without Stocking having to hinder her."
"Likewise," Levi batted his eyes at Eren, a smirking crawling onto his face as he knitted his thin eyebrows, "Stocking could do many things without Panty having to hinder her, yet she chooses to save her pitiful sister." He sighed in a disappointing fashion, "Now she has to fight with the fool again."
Eren growled, his eyes sparking with irritation as he ignored Panty's moaning in the background, "Now that's just rude! Do you have something against Panty!?"
Mikasa shook her head as she kept her eyes trained on the screen before her, knowing that if she said something to support either sides, she would ignite a debate of flames.
"What," Levi scoffed, leaning in towards Eren's face, "do you wanna fight about it?"
"Damn right," Eren paused and smirked deviously, "that is, if the weapons we're using are our lips, though."
Levi hummed and nodded, bringing Eren down for a kiss, "Very well," he replied.
Eren paused halfway when their lips were about to meet each others, looking at the screen upon the sound of someone transforming. Levi curiously followed his gaze of interest, looking up at the screen which showed the three, wicked demons and the gothic angel. Eren pulled away once he realized that the bright light shining above the group of four was none other than his favorite character. Stocking slid off her underwear and threw it up at Panty.
"Yes!" Mikasa cheered as a brighter light appeared. The dramatic sound of something- or in this case, someone falling resounded as silent footsteps made their way downstairs.
Carla Jaeger took the last step leading to the middle floor, humming a beautiful tune to herself as she carried a white basket of clean, folded clothes in her arms. She casually strolled down the hallway, her footsteps loud due to the weight being pressed on her body. Her footsteps, however, we unheard by the group of adults.
"Sorry for the wait," a voice emitted from the TV screen as soon as Carla entered the room, her presence still unnoticed as she shifted her eyes from the 'children' on the edge of their seats, looking expectantly up at the TV, to the TV screen itself. Seemingly interested, she stopped for a moment, a small smile on her face as she ceased her humming, "I hope you guys are ready for a fucking party now!" Carla rose an eyebrow.
"So, in the immortal words of Panty and Stocking Anarchy..."
Mikasa and Eren gasped knowingly, their fists clenched as they looked up at the brightly lit screen with starry eyes. Levi smirked as he felt something close to excitement build up in his veins.
"Say it with me!"
Eren let out a squeal, and altogether with Mikasa and Levi, they shot out of their seats, moving towards the Samsung TV, they half-screamed in unison: "Repent motherfuckers!"
Carla scowled, her eyebrows furrowing in disappointment at her children. She placed the basket onto the floor carefully, not wanting to ruin any of her perfect folding skills, and approached the group from behind, her hands on her hips.
Eren howled and grinned up at the screen, Mikasa beside him patting his back with hard pats. Levi's lips curled into a smirk before he cleared his throat, noticing how childish his actions were.
Smack! Eren let out a loud screech of pain whilst Mikasa grunted, their bodies reeling forwards upon impact.
Levi noticed Carla too late to dodge the smack on the back of his head.
"M-Mom!" Eren gasped in horror as his sea-like eyes turned wide, "W-We're so sorry! We didn't mean-!"
"Didn't mean?" Carla growled, looking absolutely enraged, "Didn't mean to what?" She took a step forward as the cartoon continued on, "One of you three should've told me that you were all watching this show!" Carla's anger disappeared as she grinned happily, "I love this show!"
Mikasa's mouth fell open in shock as Eren sputtered.
"Mom- what!?" Eren looked at their mother with a face of mixed emotions, "H-How do you even know about this anime!?"
Carla giggled as she seated herself on the couch behind her, laughing jollily, "Don't worry, I'm not mad about you guys watching this show," she watched Levi sit up along with the other two, "I prefer that you three watched this instead of Sixteen and Pregnant or something. By the way, I look through the TV's history! I watch this overnight sometimes, and to think you three are watching the last episode without me!" She huffed, "I'm disappointed!"
Eren grinned cheekily, "So you're not mad about us swearing?"
"Of course I am!" Carla scowled, crossing her arms, "You all should have said... mother-effing..!" She giggled at her so-called curse word before patting the seats beside her, "Now sit down! I'm going to restart the whole episode."
Mikasa snickered, "Mother effing? That's so.. ew."
Levi smiled as he brought Eren up back on the couch with him. From today onwards, his life would be more interesting.
"Wow," Carla gasped, "those two angels really are baddests."
Mikasa bursted out laughing along with Eren, falling into the cushions on the couch behind them.
"Carl- ahem," Levi cleared his throat as Carla look at him with a knowing smirk, "mom," he corrected himself.
"Yes, my dear~?" Carla chanted in a singing voice as she turned to look at him.
"It's not.. baddests," Levi chuckled, "it's badass'."
"What!?" Carla jumped back, causing Eren and Mikasa to laugh harder, if that was possible at this point. "I-!" She paused, pouting as she glared at Mikasa and Eren, "Is that why they keep laughing at me?" Carla looked over at Levi to make sure. Once Levi gave her a soft smile and nodded, she opened her mouth in disbelief, her wrinkles becoming visible as she narrowed her eyes at the laughing pair of children, "But-! But they said I was right!" She whined childishly.
Levi scoffed and let out a small chuckle, "Well, they're idiots."
"Darn right they are!" Carla scowled, slapping one of Eren's tan skinned legs and one of Mikasa's clothed ones, "Rude children!"
"There's more than two child here," Levi inwardly replied.
Yeah, he was right. There were more than two. There were four.
k i'll write more tomorrow sorry im just
/sits in my room alone/