November 2012

Now that it was even later in the year than it last was, and even colder for most, everyone had started to place the Christmas decorations up, their thoughts about Thanksgiving non existent, but Black Friday was coming soon and the older smashers were probably about to destroy the store and kill all who tried to take the last half priced item on stock.
Marth wasn't one to shop, and just took the opportunity to help the other smashers string up Christmas lights around the mansion, and that alone was hard enough when Zelda and Link shouted at him to be careful from below. Marth got down and moved the ladder to the side," I finished my half, Link. It's you and Zelda's turn now. " He said, fiddling with the sleeve of his shirt. The two nodded and got to work, but Marth wasn't one to stand around and do nothing, so he started to help Roy and Kirby repaint the back of the mansion. Although, he decided it would be better to garden here instead because by now the weeds were overwhelming, much more so then the smell of paint or the mass amounts of bugs crawling around. Roy waved at him from a clear patch of land near the wall of the mansion, everything under his chest being covered by weeds and whatever that scrap of metal was that seemed to be stuck into the ground.

Marth came on over, trying not to disrupt a possible lion or tiger in this jungle of a backyard," Gods, Link needs to train back here more often, maybe that way we have less weeds. " Marth mumbled to himself, his back hurting from having to bend at odd angles to not get stuck in a spider web, or fifty. Roy just laughed while Kirby continued to paint the house," Haha, you'll get used to it eventually. Although, it does get annoying when you have to now the lawn. Right, Red?! " Roy shouted to the Pokemon Trainer. Red just glared at the redhead, numerous scratches and bruises on him as he just sighed and continued to attempt to mow the untameable lawn, Marth reminded himself that it was a blessing he didn't have to come back here.

Roy and Kirby got back to painting the home, already almost done. Marth looked at his watch as he cautiously exited the backyard," Oh, it's 11:43, just two more minutes and luncheon begins! " Marth whispered excitedly to himself. Ike grunted as Marth passed, signalling for him to come over," What are we having? " He whispered, making the sleeping Toon Link on his head shuffle," I don't know, I never got the lunch menu. I'll make sure to tell you if it's good or not by the time you walk in. " Marth glanced at his clock and rushed off, hoping to be the first one there so he wasn't going to be in the longest line of the century.

The lunch lady gave him mashed potatoes, steak, a carton of strawberry milk, and an orange. Lunch here wasn't luxury, it was like a school lunch based on what Red described about school,and they believed it to be true. By the time Marth was half done, Roy and Snake had already taken a seat at his table, later being joined by Captain Falcon and Ike. Pit, Samus, and Red walked by and waved, Pit taking whatever they didn't want for themselves. He ended up leaving with almost everyone's strawberry milk, or pink milk as most called it.

Roy just sipped his, his actions having an annoyed air around them," You know you guys could have given them to me. " He murmured under his breath, Ike just laughing," Like hell we would, you would just throw away the ones from the people you don't like and get Pit all riled up. " He said, calming himself down enough to stop laughing and smirk at Roy. Roy hummed angrily," Oh be quiet and eat your food. " Roy huffed, and scooted further away from Ike. Snake in result scooted further away as well. Captain Falcon let out a hardy laugh and ate his steak almost too happily, making Ike look around for extra steak. He decided to just take some from Roy's plate and shove it into his mouth. Roy was too busy staring at Pit to notice, Marth just smiled and sweated. Ike stood up abruptly, making everyone at the table stare up at him," Hurry up, Toon. We have to get back to painting the fence! " He yelled across the room, Snake just nudging Roy back over to his original spot once Ike had left, it was plainly a simple and quiet lunch. Toon Link waddled after Ike about twenty minutes later, hoping he wouldn't be scolded.

Marth sighed," I wish Master Hand would give the younger smashers a sun hat or something of the sort, I'm starting to get worried they'll have a heat stroke. " Marth's voice ended in a faint murmur compared to the noise of the cafeteria. Captain Falcon roughly patted Marth's back, his tone not equalling his action," They're tough kids, they've embarked on adventures that have placed them through tons or hardships like our own. I doubt a little heat will weaken them after what they have been though. " Falcon said, the entire cafeteria going silent from what Captain Falcon said, even Marth was astounded and smiled happily at his advice," Thank you very much, Captain Falcon, but did you have to break my spinal cord into several pieces? " He asked, rubbing his sore back and silently hoping that there wasn't a bruise there, but he was doubting the fact that there wasn't a bruise the size of a bus forming on his back. Roy broke out of his trance and ate his mashed potatoes as quick as he could," I'm gone. Lets go, Kirby! " He shouted, the shout of a person who was used to shouting, that was Roy as he knew him.

Captain Falcon and Snake dismissed themselves a while later, making Marth a lone patron at the table. Pit slid over to his table and smiled up at him," Good morning, Marth! " He said, Marth glancing at his watch and noticing that it was only 11:54, and he mentally praised Pit for not saying something not relevant to the time. " Hello, Pit. I can guess that your luncheon went well, did it not? " He said, sitting up straight even if there was a dull ache in his back, he did have to set a vision for the younger smashers. Pit and Marth chatted until lunch was over, and they made their way back to their jobs.

EVENT - THANKSGIVING

Roy groaned as he entered the kitchen, a strong smell of several pounds of mashed potatoes and gravy hitting him in the face all at once. Ike glanced at him from over his shoulder, Kirby stirring a pot of gravy beside him," Hey, no trying to steal a bite of anything. " Peach said, helping Zelda place icing on a layered cake. Samus nodded as she took pie crust from the oven, setting it down on the large island in the middle of the room.

Roy sighed," I work here, you know. I wanted to ask you guys how many drinks do you want me to bring back? " He asked, holding up a list of the drinks all the smashers wanted," Hm, maybe about sixty or so. " Zelda said, turning the cake to observe her work. Roy nodded and left the kitchen, leaving the smashers to their own devices.

Ike sighed," Hey, do you guys think I should make peach cobbler or pecan pie? " He asked, hoping to get a somewhat honest answer. Zelda seemed to mull over it," Maybe making about four of both should do since most smashers don't have too much of a sweet tooth, trust me. " She said, smiling. Ike and Samus exchanged glances and went back to making their respective pies. Kirby made a noise of being happy before turning the stove off and hopping from the small ladder Ike had given him. Marth, who was helping with the ingredients, handed him a few spices and patted his head. Jigglypuff nuzzled her head in the swordsman's side, making him laugh and pet her as well.

Roy on the other hand was having a tough time attempting to push the cart that was filled to the brim with several kinds of drinks, some more so for adults. Link, who was helping him out with the shopping, helped him shove the cart to the checkout line, both being tired from the workout. Well, at least Roy was working off the bag of Cheetos like he said he would.

Link picked up a magazine and gazed at the front," Oh, okay then. " He mumbled, seeing how people ranked their outfits. Ike had gotten higher than him, this was odd considering that Ike had so many belt buckles that Roy had to help him get dressed if he was in a hurry. Roy stressfully pushed the cart forwards, his arms feeling like someone decided to replace them with Play - Doh or something related to that. Once Roy had gotten to the checkout area, Ganondorf started to scan the several boxes of drinks. Roy sighed and went down the isle, prying Link from his magazine and placing the hero beside their shopping cart. Ganondorf finished scanning all their items and Roy gave him the hefty fine of $90.63 dollars, and he would've used a few coupons, but he left them at home.

Roy and Link shoved the cart out the door and to Captain Falcon's car. Roy and Link felt a sudden sense of regret as they ended up having to sit in the back seat with at least twelve of the drink boxes, and they didn't like very much how many times they had gotten hit by them. By the time they got back to the mansion, they Hylian and the redhead beside him sighed in relief. Both of them groaned and got out of the car, deciding to put the drinks away and then retire until dinner. Either that or use a potion or two, and we all know what the latter option is.

Everyone in the kitchen were finally done, gazing at the heaps of food before them, all arranged in the sections they were supposed to be. Now to wheel the entire tray to the auditorium so there could be a nice Thanksgiving party. Ike and Marth took up the offer, and Peach was going to be the one to help them out if anyone wanted any food before the feast could begin.

Ike and Marth wheeled the table from the room and to the hallway, Peach standing on guard beside them. Marth sighed," I didn't think the auditorium would be so far away, at all. " He said, sending up a silent prayer that he wouldn't be tired out before night came. They made it to the auditorium without any interruptions, except for Link and Roy surprising Ike and making them stop for five minutes because he didn't want the two to faint or something related to that.

The auditorium was being decorated by Snake and Meta Knight, and Marth promised that he would help with the auditorium out after his shift ended. Pit smiled in delight as soon as he saw Marth, nearly letting go of the balloons he had in his hands. Marth rushed over and chatted to the angel about how much food thy had prepared in a short time," I could swear that it takes Palutena a much shorter time to cook, but the results aren't as desired as you would think from a goddess. " Pit said, smiling nervously. Marth rose his eyebrows," You work under a goddess? I never though of you working under a deity. " Marth smiled, interested in the new information.

Roy and Link just opened a Sprite and leaned back against the stage that at the front of the auditorium," We did a good job today. You found out about your fashion sense and I probably lost about seven pounds. " Roy mumbled, him and Link clinking their cans together before taking a sip of the fizzy drink. Ike just walked over to the duo," You guys seemed like you got tossed off a cliff when you came in earlier, what happened? " He asked, holding a sleeping Ness on his back.
Roy and Link exchanged glances and smiled sheepishly," Well, we got too many drinks to fit in Captain Falcon's racer, so we had to have about thirteen in the back seat with us, and we all know Captain Falcon isn't the smoothest driver, so yeah. " Roy said for Link, the Hyrulian nodding as if to confirm Roy's story. Ike just held back a laugh, trying his best not to wake up Ness. It was a funny thing to imagine, two small people being tossed around in the backseat of a racer while being hit in the face with boxes of drinks, that was good enough for him.

Pit helped Red put the drinks into the fridge, both taking a few to give to the younger smashers. Lucas watched from his place atop of the fridge," Hm, how many drinks are there? " He wondered aloud, Red just stopping and doing a quick count," A little bit below seventy. We have enough to waste before the party, don't worry. " He said, smiling and putting a few bottles of Red Bull into the fridge. Pit just laughed," No wonder why it took Roy and Link so long, they probably couldn't push the cart. " He said, an image of their struggle in his mind.

Marth was dragging in a few more tables with Captain Falcon, the table cloths being carried by Toon Link. Marth sighed," I don't know who said this, but I think someone said something about a sin coming on. I am now deeply worried for the state of this party. " Marth said, putting the table they were carrying down and letting Toon link drape the orange and black table cloth onto it. Captain Falcon just smirked," I wonder who that person could be, hero prince. " He said, looking dramatically to the side. Marth just gazed at him with a confused expression," Captain Falcon, I think that all this work has made you all … Hm, what's the word, woozy. I suggest you take a brief nap before the party until you end up having falcon punched several people into the moon. " He said, shooing the racer out the door.

Once everyone was done setting up, they started to pick the music playlist, ending with a twist by placing the Cupid Shuffle as the very last song. The idea was Roy's if you choose to blame someone. Marth and Pit would be the ones to gather all the smashers while Snake and Kirby would be the cleanup crew, and the arrangements for jobs are done.

Marth walked down the hallway for the left wing, telling all the smashers to go to the auditorium. Wolf and Falco walked by," Oh, um. If you're going to the Thanksgiving party, head down to the auditorium. " He said, a smile on his face. They both looked at each other and shrugged, better than nothing. Fox ran past afterwards, Marth having to tell him where to go before he got lost.
Pit on the other hand was having trouble finding the smashers who didn't help out, it wasn't fun to have several Pokémon behind you seeming to get more annoyed by the second. Mario walked down the hall and Pit saw him nod and take the other Pokémon, leaving him with Squirtle to guide to the party," Come on, little guy. We're going to get to that party so you can get some food in your tummy. " He said, lifting the Pokémon up from the ground and holding it gingerly as he continued walking. He saw Jigglypuff hop over to the bathroom, and he didn't dare question it, he continued to walk ahead.

The party started a second after everyone ate, the chairs being moved to a comfortable half of the room along with the tables and a few stools. Instead of there being a table of Thanksgiving food, there were various snacks and a few pies still remaining. Everyone was scared to eat Ike's pie, though. Everyone nearly fainted because it tasted much better than anything. Samus's pie was good enough to not faint from so they ate that instead.
Ike sighed, the dancefloor being partied on by several of the smashers, even Marth and Link were dancing happily. Roy stood beside the towering male, his eyes in a squint," Hey, where do you think Pichu is? " Roy asked Ike, still gazing at the crowd of dancing smashers. Ike glanced over at him and shrugged, his hands holding a bucket of KFC chicken that Link gave to him. Roy hummed in response, Ike seeming to be cast out of his mind.
Ike had a sudden idea to why Roy didn't want to dance," You can't dance, can you? " He asked, no wonder why he suggested the Cupid Shuffle. Ike saw a flush of red on Roy's throat and cheeks," I can, just not in this fashion. I was always trained for formal dances, and my father always used to make up dance moves with me when I was younger, but besides that. " Roy sighed, looking off to the side away from Ike. Ike just laughed and sat his bucket of chicken down, but before eating a few chicken legs," I'll help you out then, don't worry. No one cares about how you dance here, I promise. " Ike said, getting behind Roy and shoving him towards the party. Roy made a noise of panic before pushing away from the direction he was headed, but it wasn't working. Roy accepted his fate and sighed, he never even got to finish his bucket list, either. Ike and Roy were on the outskirts, Ike already nodding his head and making fake beats to match the music. Roy just stood there stiffened beyond belief and looking around him. The smashers didn't even seem to remember he was there, he knew he was short but that was just insane.

Without warning the song of the century came on. Roy heard the starting beats of Crank That Soulja Boy and nearly cried, he had been saved. Ike smiled and looked over at Roy, oh how they were about to wreck this song to pieces.
Everyone on the floor made a collective noise of cheer as the smashers who knew the dance started to get down. Everyone cleared a circle for Pikachu, Roy, Marth, Link, Samus, Pit, Captain Falcon, Ike, and Zelda as they did the dance, each putting their own flare on it.

Everyone else clapped and cheered for them, some of the kids hopping in and joining. Peach was recording the entire thing on her phone, and boys was it fun.
Ike and Roy laughed, having a small competition to see who could do it better. Ike would have said Roy had won, and he didn't dare say that aloud because Roy was already embarrassed enough by the people cheering for him. Once the songs ended everyone got back to where they were, and Ike and Roy escaped the crowd," See, Roy. Who said you couldn't dance? " Ike said, playfully nudging his shoulder. Roy huffed and took a sip of punch," You did, Ike. Is your memory that bad? " He said, nudging Ike back with an elbow to the ribs.

By the end of the party everyone had already filtered out, leaving the twelve or so smashers left to do the Cupid Shuffle on their own.

Ike and Roy left quickly after, followed by Marth and Link. They all smuggled out some sort of drink, Ike and Marth hiding several in the folds of their capes while Link had to shove his in a satchel he brought along for the ride. Once they reached Marth's room, they all split up, saying their goodbyes to each other before embarking to their rooms.

Ike and Roy smiled, joking about each other in the hallway before Ike opened the door to their room and they both dropped the drinks they had onto the dresser. Roy sighed," Today was a long day, and you can't tell me otherwise. " He said, opening a Coke and taking a sip of it. Ike crossed his arms," I wouldn't dare think of doing so, redhead wonder. " He said, undressing until he had no armor or shoes, and his scabbard an belt thrown across the room. Roy heard the creaking of the bed as Ike got comfy, and in about thirty minutes, he heard Ike snoring peacefully. Roy thought it would be a good idea to retire as well and tossed his drink into the trashcan by the door. Hobbling over sleepily to the bunk bed, Roy hopped onto his bunk and yawned, mentally telling Ike a quick goodnight before falling asleep.

Roy wearily opened his eyes after falling into a peaceful slumber," Damn, these people are growing on me. " He mumbled before once again falling asleep.

" Who are you? " Little Mac asked, readying himself to punch. Pit just shrugged," Your average family angel. " He said, giggling sheepishly. Little Mac looked like he was in deep thought," Am I dead? " He asked, lowering his fists slightly. Pit giggled," No, silly! You're very alive, you know. " He said, rolling a marble in his hand.
Little Mac sighed, leave it to him to get himself stuck in a suspicious place.

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