Gracious, Donegan
Donegan, do you think people live on the sun?
No, Gracious
But why not?
Because the sun is a ball of fire
Yeah, but who's to say that there's not a race of people that live there?
Fire people?
Maybe they're like made of lava
Lava is a liquid
So is water and blood and yet we're here
Would they have bones, skin, and organs then?
Yes! Made of lava and fire!
The skin could be a clear film like thing. we can see they're hearts and stuff.
Yes! We can call them... What can we call them?
Don't you think they have a name for themselves?
I've never thought of that
I wonder what they would call us?
Earthlings?
Do you really think a race of lava based creatures would really be that unoriginal?
Yes, I do. That could be their thing!
Unoriginality?
Yeah, like, they have no imagination? Humorless even
But wouldn't their lack of humor be humorous?
It would but they wouldn't know that
Only we would?
Yes, can we start planning the trip to the sun?
No, do you know how expensive it would be to go to the sun?
Very?
We need serious money
So there's unserious money?
...yes
Do... Do you know where I could get some?
Mars
You've been to mars?
No, I've been to Australia though. It's like the same thing
I think Australia's a bit weirder than mars
I suppose so
I wonder if the people of mars look like Australians?
So like humans?
No like Australians
Australians are humans
Are they? Oh, so they are. I thought they were kangaroos and death
Death? As in like the Grim Reaper?
Yeah, did you know I thought Skulduggery was the Grim Reaper in disguise for the longest time?
I did as well. Has Valkyrie showed you the picture of him in a Necromancer robes?
No, where is she?
No one knows
Damnit! We need to start looking for her
AN: I'm hoping Gracious still alive so. I missed some days but I finished the book. I cried for a bit. I'll do a Darquesse one next, Guest. Also, I remembered that there's at least one Australian who will read this. If you're offended then I have one thing to say to you. Seriously bro?
Fun Fact: This stated as Dexter and Saracen.
APieceOfPi: Thank you. I finished it. It's now my favorite book in the series.
Skyla: I'm sorry but are there people who don't like food? It just makes everything better. Chocolate is the most helpful of all the foods. Which is why I don't understand people who don't like chocolate.
Sebastian: Great, now I'm shipping Val and Skul's cars. I don't think you understand what you have just done. Also, I could totally see Skulduggery having a thing for the Bentley. Let's be honest, he already does.
Blossom The Cat: I'm glad you like them. And what type of unhealthy questions are you thinking? I love unhealthy questions.