Darquesse, Skulduggery
Why don't you like me?
Because you're evil
But I'm really not. When have I ever done something evil on purpose?
You kill people
But I don't really kill them.
taking away their bodies and memories is killing them
No, they're energy is still there
Why am I even talking to you?
Because I'm cute
First of all I can't even see you so I wouldn't be talking to you because of that and second you're not cute
But I'm in Valkyrie's body... Don't you think she's cute? She does, I do.
That's not the point
It's kinda the point... THATS why you don't like me! I'm not her! In your eyes, I'm not Valkyrie!
You aren't Valkyrie
I am Valkyrie! You not liking it doesn't make it any less true. I'm her, she's me. It's simple really. I think all her thoughts and she thinks mine.
Valkyrie wouldn't think what you think
But what do I think? What do you think I think about? Hmn? Do you think it's all murder and mayhem I'm my mind? It's not. I'm just curious.
Curious about killing everyone?
You wouldn't understand. It's too innocent for you. What's it like to always be thinking about punching someone or all the people you've killed? I don't have to worry about that. I don't kill. I let them move on.
Are you trying to insult me?
I would never! I know how frail your ego is.
You're not allowed to say that
Why? Is it because Valkyrie used to say that? Or is it because your ego is truly very frail?
Yes
Yes?
Yes
Awe, we're like that stupid book by that Tom Blue!
What?
You know, the Okay? Okay. It's great. I've never read it actually so I have no idea if its great
They die in the end
No, he dies. Which is another reason why we're just like them
They're fictional. It's a book
How do you know we're not just a book?
We would notice
How could we notice? Our lives will go on either way.
Books have ways to tell that they're books
Oh? Like what?
Cliché's and happy endings
Not all books are happy. Are you happy, Mr. Pleasant?
No
Have you ever been happy?
Yes
When and why? Do you remember every second of your life or is everything just a blur?
Are you trying to convince me that I'm part of a book?
I'm convinced. Do you have trouble remembering things from your past? Like, for instance, what is the gender of your child?
I don't have to answer you
But you don't have to not answer me either.
AN: I was super busy yesterday so enjoy the day late thingy. I almost didn't do the Darquesse one. It was super hard because I don't know who she'd talk to or what she'd say. It's probably not all that good but...
Guest2364994: Hello Australian and thank you for not being offended.
Tanithscrazytwin: I love all the people from Australia telling me they're not offended.
Kiwifluffy: I actually love Australian accents. They're one of my favorites. I actually forgot they had Martians in Doctor Who.
Skyla: What do you mean I've missed meat pies and beer? Also, I'm pretty sure I can beat your sister in the morning Fro competition. And the Beaver is wrong.
Sebastian: oh, do you mean the Valduggery that was just pouring out of every page with the two?
Dave the psychotic chipmunk: Yes, good. You broke your friend.
Blossom the cat: I'm still pretty sure Skul is the Grim reaper.