Tanith, Valkyrie

Quick! Name your favorite: same gender ship, opposite gender ship, overall ship, and ship that you would die of laughter if it happened. All in our group

Same gender: Dexter and Saracen, opposite gender: Clarabelle and Thrasher, overall: You and Ghastly, And for the last one: Skulduggery/Ghastly, You/China, Scrapegrace/Sanguine, Anton/Ghastly, Skulduggery/Fletcher, Nye/Kenspeckle, You/Fletcher... I could go on

You've clearly put a lot of thought into these

I have.

How did you even come up with those?

Skul and Ghastly, I heard some girls talking about it. You and China hate each other. Scapey and Sanguine would be hilarious, Anton and Ghastly because why the hell not. Skulduggery and Fletcher for obvious hilarious reasons. Nye and Kenspeckle because it just seems right and wrong. You and Fletcher because blondes.

Because blondes... That's rude

Stating a fact is not rude. Saying "because DUMB blondes" is rude

Did you just call me dumb?

It was mostly leaning on the Fletcher side but sometimes

Sometimes what?

You stupid as hell

YOURE SO MEAN TO ME

It's because I love you

That doesn't even make sense!

How do you know?

Are you trying to make me seem dumb?

I don't have to try to make you seem dumb

EXCUSE YOU

I'm excused

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;p

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Fuck you

If you want

That got lesbian real fast

That's okay. A little lesbian never hurt anyone

*tries to find a way it could hurt someone*

This is why people don't like being left alone in a room with us

Because we act like lesbians or

Did you know Tipstaff legit thought we were together?

Seriously? Why?

It was probably because of that one time Dexter dared you to kiss me and you decided to do it while I was in the middle of trying to get Tipstaff to call me Valkyrie

Truth or Dare is a hardcore game for only the hardcore

Remember when we made Skulduggery walk into the funeral home down the street dressed as death?

He should've just walked in there dressed like he usually does. I don't think the outfit mattered

We had to steal those robes! Don't come up with better things now!

Sorry! I have some new ideas for the next time we play

Like?

I'm not saying

What sexual things are you going to make us do?

everything

I'm choosing truth from now on

Chicken!

I'm not chicken, I'm just smart

*snorts* that's a lie

AN: I didn't have any ideas today. So I went through some of my old messages on Facebook and I remembered in 8th grade my Spanish class thought my best friend and I were lesbians so heh. And now my mothers calling the lamb from Doc Mcstuffins a little bitch. I'm going to have to explain to her why cartoon characters can't be bitches.

Blossom the cat: At first I was trying to have Darquesse break the fourth wall but then I just kinda gave up.

Sebastian: I'm trying to convince myself. Also I'm 99.99% sure Darquesse knows it's a book.

Skyla: Doctor Who's great. I haven't watched any of the new episodes yet though. And I started watching Doctor Who because of Skulduggery Pleasant which is funny. When he said the thing about fezzes.

Tanithscrazytwin: see, I'm crazy so I have this theory that fictional worlds are actually real but they're like different dimensions. So when they said Darquesse went to the Faceless ones dimension. I wondered if she could go through other ones and you know kill everyone including us.

Mysteryhuntress: If he found out that he was in a book he'd probably start sulking or something stupid and have to have Valkyrie reassure him he's still important. Ooooh chapter Idea,

Aeyla: I forget my story things like five seconds after I post them so I just try to pretend I know what your taking about when you say things like "I can see them having a conversation like this." It never works so I have to go back and reread the chapter.