Tanith, Valkyrie
Whatcha doing?
I'm in a meeting. You know this. We're in the same room
How's it going?
Idk Tanith! How's it going?
Terrible! I'm bored and the guy across from me keeps kicking my foot
Kick him back
I did and you know what he did? He smiled and winked at me
Scream sexual harassment
Tanith! I see that look on your face! DONOT DO IT!
You're no fun
China would banish you from the lands
Maybe I want to be banished from the lands
You won't be able to see us then?
Can't you guys visit?
No
Why not
We don't love you that much
Ignoring what you just said
You should put your phone on silent
Why?
Because they can hear it going off every five seconds
So? OMG the guy just wrote his number down on a paper and flipped it towards me
Lol!
Look at his combover!
Is he licking his lips now?
Yes! Valkyrie please! Send help
Ghastly's sitting next to you. See if he noticed
He did. He's laughing at me!
I saw you punch him.
He was laughing at me!
He made a noise
I noticed
Text him and tell him if he doesn't beat the crap out of that guy that you'll never talk to him again
Okay, I did. He laughed again
So what I'm hearing is Ghastly is sleeping on the couch?
Indeed.
Did you just kick that guy? Why'd he scream?
He rubbed his foot on me again so I took off my boot and put a pen in between my toes and stabbed him.
Lol! Skul just sent me a text asking what happened
Tell him this creepy guy is flirting with Ghastly
Kay.
Did the creep just try to touch your hand?
Yes! I'm going to stab him when this is over
That's rude
IDC
Is he... Is he throwing stuff at you?
Yeah, notes they say things like gross things. I keep handing them to Ghastly. He's shifting uncomfortably
Ghastly looks angry now
Yeah he just read a very sexual one
China's noticed. So has Dexter
OMFG Dexter just texted me asking if I wanted him to start harassing the creep
You said yes right?
I did. Dexter said he started rubbing the creeps thigh
OMG! Look at his face!
Dexter just whispered something in his ear
We're looking really bad right now
Compared to the people from the American Sanctuary? Nah, we still look better than them
Aren't we trying to make peace not harass each other?
Apparently the creep didn't get the memo
Why is he important anyway? I mean we're important but he looks stupid
Idk, but Saracen just took the seat on the other side of the creep
Oh god
Are we enjoying this too much?
No, we should enjoy it more
AN: okay, so I haven't uploaded in forever but I had this huge project due and as a way to get myself to do it I wouldn't let myself write any chapters. Unfortunately, I started procrastinating this as well. I also haven't done my project either. Eh, I have till midnight.
Sebastian: Yeah, they stole them from the temple. They had an amazing battle for the robes. And by amazing battle I mean Skulduggery kicked one guard in the face and it was just for fun. And Tanith shall be the me of they're group. I'm terrible with truth or dare. I always choose dare and the questions/things I make people do are terrible.
Blossom the cat: They'd probably think it was the other funeral home messing with them. I was talking about the ones at the bottom of Skul's street. Just in case you didn't get that.
ChocolateCheesecakes: Does everyone watch Doctor Who or something? But are you asexual? Sorry if that's too personal. I'm a very curious person. Don't answer if you don't want.
Skyla: I plan on doing a chapter where they all discuss they're ships but it wouldn't be like texts though. I'm trying to find the right way to write it.
Aeyla: I'm a really lazy person and going back is way too much effort.
Berlin: Valduggery is my favorite ship. I'll probably do the Val and Darquesse one and the truth or dare one. Probably.