Skulduggery, Ghastly
I'm pregnant
Uh huh
And it's your baby
Skulduggery, are you okay?
no! IM PREGNANT AND YOU WONT ACCEPT THAT YOUR THE FATHER
First of all, we've never had sex. Second, your dead. Third, we're both male
I'm pretty sure that we've had sex before
We don't talk about that!
ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME!
No...
You're lying!
IF I SAY NO YOU GET OFFENDED AND IF I SAY YES YOU GET EVEN MORE OFFENDED! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU
YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
WHAT FAMILY?
OURS!
I FIGURED!
THEN DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!
YOURE A STUPID QUESTION!
I DONT KNOW WHY I EVER LOVED YOU
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
OH YEAH?
YEAH!
I'll be right back
Skulduggery?
love
noun
1.
an intense feeling of deep affection.
2.
a person or thing that one loves.
I... What?
That's what love is. Consider yourself proven wrong
That's not what I meant
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THEN
YOURE IMPOSSIBLE
Do you want me to run up and kiss you passionately?
Please don't
Too bad I'm in a mood now
What does that mean
I must run up and kiss someone passionately
Choose someone other than me
who then
Idk. China, Valkyrie, Fletcher, Dexter, Saracen, Gracious, Finbar, Donegan, Clarabelle
Should I kiss all of them?
No, just one
Who then
Who is, currently, the closest to you?
What do you mean by that
IN DISTANCE!
Oh, Tanith. Should I kiss her?
NO!
Why not?
BECAUSE
SO YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH HER THEN?
AN: I've changed my uploading thing to every three days due to school and such. I'm in a really bad mood right now so it might not be the funniest but eh. I'm still going to probably going to do the other ideas but it'll be a bit.
ChocolateCheesecakes: same. Literally though, everyone watches Doctor Who. My math teacher went on for like 20 minutes about the new episode.
Sebastian: indeed.
Aeyla: I mean, I try.
Skyla: I'll either find a way or give up.
Blossom The Cat: Poor Tanith? Someone pities Tanith? I thought that was just a myth
Kittehkatkakes: best book in the world and best chapter. Someone has devoted their life to our lord and savior Derek Landy.
Berlin: I haven't seen someone sensor in forever that's great. That last chapter was one of my favorites. And I used to upload every other day now it's every three days.
Cosmic Echo: Soul? And yes, I'll do it. Who's the father? *is feeling extreme urge to make it Tanith, because I'm crazy*
Guest 273: thank you! :3