Tanith, Dexter
Val's officially my hero
Why this time?
She freaking broke this jerks hand
What'd they do?
He smacked her ass
And she didn't kill him?
No, but he cried like the little bitch he is
Why'd he'd smack her ass?
Because she's bootylicious
Ah, yes, I should've realized.
Well anyways, apart from her being my hero. You might want to stay away from her
Why?
She keeps complaining about it and bragging about breaking his hand in one go
Go break her hand?
HAHA no.
She'd stop bragging then
Yeah, but then I'd be dead! I don't need her coming after me!
I thought you said you could beat Val in a fight
I can! Skulduggery, not so much
Ah, how about I do it?
Can you take either of them in a fight?
Probably not
You'll be missed
Say something nice at my funeral, will you?
"His abs were amazing"
I'll accept that
AN:Yes, I know! It's short and its late! My only excuse is that I've been sick and also school decided to be a bitch with 3 huge projects at once. Also I got a new phone and I'm like an old lady now. How does one Internet? BUT more importantly, bootylicious is actually a word and I'm crying.
The name you will never know: I bet you looked amazing. How was it? I really want to meet Derek, but alas I never shall.
Blossom the cat: I'm sure lots of people like you. I mean I like you. And Halloween is literally the best month. (Yes it's a month... Shh)
Aeyla: I'm going to do more Halloween ones.
Kiwifluffy: you went to China? Damnit why does everyone get to do cool stuff. Valkyrie has been busy since you left. I blame you for her pregnancy. She did it to spite you.
Skyla: you know, I'm pretty sure I could pull off a spooky one. I'll use the scariest words. Like taxes.