Val, Skul

Where are you? Are you dead?

I'm at home and yes I'm dead

Why are you there? Are you cheating on me?

Because I live there and yes

Whore! With who? Is it Ghastly? I bet it's Ghastly.

It's not Ghastly!

China then

Gross

Fletcher perhaps

I'm angry with you for even suggesting that

You're the one who's cheating

Sorry?

Likely story

What? Are you okay?

Don't question me!

Okay

You should come over. But, like, bring food.

Yes, dear

That's more like it. And then we can talk about your cheating problem

It's not really a problem for me

It is for me. Unless we're talking threesome

No threesomes

You're no fun

I know

So you're allowed to cheat but I can't have a threesome?

Yes, I'm cooler than you so it's okay

You're only cooler because you're a skeleton and it's October. You know that right?

What does my race and the month have to do with anything?

Race?

Yes

Okay... It's because it's Halloween and everyone likes skeletons then. But after. That's when my time will come!

That was incredibly rude and racist and I can't believe I'm dating someone who would say something like that

YOURE CHEATING ON ME!

Shhhhh

AN: A canon valduggery chapter eh? I don't know how long it's been since I last updated this, because I was sucked into the magical world of reading fanfics so. I forgot about my stories for a bit. But I wrote an AU story thing though so I mean I'm not a total failure. OMFG Halloween town just came on!

Blossom the cat: "a spoon of some sort" I don't know why but I'm laughing really hard. Last time I pulled an April fools prank was like a year ago and I gave my friend a salmon party and told him it was a cookie. He didn't even look at it he just ate it and then he spit it out and sprayed it with a water gun.

Cup O'Tea Hatter: :3

KiwiFluffy: Did I seriously? OMG I did! Wow I'm so bad at things.

Skyla: oh god. Now I'm thinking about everyone else's reaction to becoming an adult.

PokGirlBlue: This is the convo I will have with my sister when she ages.

Sebastian: I'm never going to be an adult. I refuse. And I'm surprised Fletcher even survived the winter.