For anon, who requested the first sentence, "If you harm him, this is gonna be your last day on earth."
"If you harm him, this is gonna be your last day on earth."
"Nuh uh. It's going to be yours!"
A foam sword swung perilously close to Deeks' face. "Whoa, hey!"
"Sorry, Dad."
"Sorry, Dad."
"Honey," Kensi called from the kitchen, "I thought you were getting me the tomatoes from the garage."
"I'm a little tied up at the moment, dear!" he called back as he watched the duel taking place in front of him. He was definitely going to have to give these two some pointers. Or at least watch a few more pirate movies with them. Their form was horrible.
"Well, get un-tied up or we won't have dinner ready before the babysitter gets here."
"Do you promise to tie me up later?"
"I promise to t- Marty!"
"I'm not even kidding."
He could practically hear her rolling her eyes. "Just get the tomatoes."
He sighed and tugged at his bindings. "Okay, boys. One of you has to hurry up and win this round."
"Hopefully the one who wants you to walk the plank," Kensi called.
The boys laughed as Deeks whispered, "The kraken's getting cranky."