Tanith, Val

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SAY SOMETHING SOON ILL KILL YOU!

Something

Fuck you

I mean if you want but you might have to discuss the matter with my bf

You know what I meant

You meant you're extremely attracted to me and could no longer hide it

No that's not even close

Then what did you mean?

I MEANT you need to have something terrible happen to you

Getting fucked isn't something terrible.

But of course you wouldn't know that

Did you just

Did I just what?

Nothing

Okay, since we were talking about nothing how about we start taking about something?

Fine

What were you and ghastly talking about earlier?

Nothing

Then why did you have people stopping me from going there then?

I didn't

Well you didn't but ghastly did

I just went there to get my new jacket

It's always a jacket with you isn't it?

That is the most important thing in the world to me

AN: ah, yes. The update. The fanfiction update. The update for my fanfiction. The one specifically for mine. That update.

Berlin: I totally missed your review from last time but i gathered there's a lot of singing going on in your life and a desperate need to live in New Zealand.

Kiwifluffy: Christmas music annoys the dick out of me! I hate how they have to play it constantly and everywhere. They need to chill out.

Sebastian: Oh god if that's how it all works then there's a lot of incest going on.

Skyla: I'm so glad other people agree with me about Christmas music. Doesn't Skulduggery hate Christmas? Also that's my favorite part of the song.

Lil: Long time no see. I thought you were singing an actual Christmas song at first but then I realized. I sense that Skulduggery shoots you often.

Bandicoot Sauce: Whoa there are still people just starting to read. I kinda forget that. I just assume everyone started reading at the same time, but I'm glad you liked it!

Blossom the Cat: Yeah there's this store by my house and it sells Christmas stuff all year round! Who the hell wants Christmas stuff in July?!