Never have I ever

Participants: Anton, Dexter, Saracen, Ghastly, Tanith, Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Fletcher, and China (they've been playing for awhile already because I need drunk people now)

Anton: Never have I ever... Had a threesome

Tanith, Dexter, and Saracen take a drink

Valkyrie: now the real question is, was it with each other?

Tanith: not that I know of

Dexter: I'm pretty sure neither of you were there

Saracen: The nights still young

Tanith: I'm not having sex with you again

Saracen: Never have I ever... Been possessed

Valkyrie, Tanith, Skulduggery, Dexter, Fletcher, China, Anton, and Ghastly take a drink.

Saracen: am I seriously the only one?

Tanith: you weren't there man! Remnants were everywhere!

Valkyrie: if it helps I was never possessed by a remnant just Darquesse

Fletcher: wait how did skulduggery get possessed

Skulduggery: back when I was alive (I consider Vile possession)

Valkyrie: Never have I ever... Had a 100th birthday

Tanith, Ghastly, Skulduggery, China, Dexter, Anton, and Saracen take a drink

Tanith: Fuck you

Valkyrie: time and place babe

Fletcher: *screeches* HEMOSEXUALS

Fletcher: Never have I ever... Had sex with someone of the same gender

Tanith, Dexter, Saracen, Anton, China, Skulduggery and Ghastly drink.

Valkyrie: well don't I seem boring

Tanith: We can change that

China: is this night just going to be Tanith and Valkyrie flirting with each other?

Dexter: I'm hoping it ends in rough sex

Saracen: you want everything to end in sex

Dexter: *moves closer to Saracen* yeah I do

Ghastly: *yells* GAAAAYYY

Anton: Fletcher hasn't drank yet

Skulduggery: Never have I ever... been a teleporter

Fletcher drinks

Fletcher: I would insult you but I'm not in the mood to die

Skulduggery: can I kill you at some point?

Fletcher: No!

Skulduggery: DONT SASS ME BOY! *wags finger*

Anton: old man skulduggery's pissed off

Skulduggery: I'm not that old

Valkyrie: *spits out her drink* your like 400!

Dexter: *puts hand on her face* shhh age is just a... A amount

Saracen: you said it wrong you moron!

Dexter: fuck me! No wait! Fuck you!

Tanith: Just fuck each other!

China: weren't we playing a game?

Dexter: oh, yeah, your go

China: Never have I ever... Died and came back

Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Ghastly, and Anton drink.

Ghastly: you know, I don't need this from you...

China: You argue a lot when your drunk

Ghastly: you know what... Never have I ever... Had a crush on Skulduggery. ChiNA!

China drinks.

Tanith: Val take a drink you dirty whore

Valkyrie drinks.

Skulduggery: being in love with yourself doesn't count, right?

Ghastly: does now

Skulduggery drinks.

China: You're all terrible people

Anton: wasn't that obvious?

Fletcher: It seemed pretty obvious.

China: shut up

Anton: *starts laughing*

Valkyrie: what the fucks happening to Anton?

Fletcher: I'm scared!

Dexter: ILL PROTECT YOU! *pulls Fletcher's face into his chest*

Fletcher: *muffled screaming*

Valkyrie: I've always been curious about this. Never have I ever... Had sex with Tanith Low.

Ghastly and Saracen drink.

Valkyrie: Damn I was hoping there were more.

Dexter: *releases Fletcher* You should've said: Never have I ever... Had or thought about having sex with Tanith Low.

China: Can we count that?

Skulduggery: it counts

Dexter, Fletcher, Valkyrie, Saracen and Ghastly drink.

Tanith: I'm honored. But now I need revenge. Never have I ever... Had or thought about having sex with Valkyrie Cain.

Tanith, Dexter, Fletcher, and Skulduggery drink.

Valkyrie: whores

AN: SKULDUGGERY CAN DRINK BECAUSE FUCK YOU. okay I'm done for now. Was this worth the lack of uploading? Probably not. Basically this is a bunch of my HeadCanons. But whatever. There's a lot of talk about sex in this, but I just stole the things they said from a conversation my friend and I had. I might add another one of these. Idk. I also made a HeadCanons type thing for the types of drunks they are.

Anton: The happy bubbly drunk

Dexter: the overly affectionate drunk

Saracen: the mean drunk

Ghastly: the angry drunk

Tanith: the clumsy drunk

Valkyrie: the horny drunk

Skulduggery: the calm drunk

Fletcher: the emotional drunk

China: The dumb drunk

And I totally didn't just make half of those up. Anton, Saracen, and Fletcher where ones my friend and I made up but the others were literally just made up.

~replies~

Blossom The Cat: Cornettos? What is that? And awe for the cheering up thing.

Sebastian: I actually have a HeadCanons that Skulduggery gets a full body facade that allows him to eat (as well as other things) and makes him basically human. And so Valkyrie feeds him all these amazing food. (Mostly so she can eat some too)

Lil: I honestly didn't remember what the last chapter was about and I'm guessing Ice Cream. I should probably read it or something.

Guest: Did you review every chapter? Im going to read them all. I see a lot of epic. Damnit I never did the hamster one! Vegetarians can still be mean! Yes, I look fabulous pink. Now my heads shaved on the side. She went on the date with Scapegrace. Your favorites are literally my favorite ones. There's a Tanith story where it's Halloween but I think that's it. It wasn't actually about a Jacket Valkyrie just said that so Tanith would shut up. You're weird.

Skyla: I love friend rants about little things. My one friend wrong a 400 word rant about the lack of chocolate in her house. It was literally over 400 words. My personal favorite type of ice cream is cookie dough because cookie dough. And I haven't been on Derek's blog in awhile but if this is about the how to write good thing I saw it and I'm dying.

goes to check if my rating is still appropriate.