Skulduggery, Ghastly
I hate them both so much!
This could either be two groups of people... Dexter and Saracen or Tanith and Valkyrie
I'm going to kill them both
Who's them? I need to know if I can support this without being killed
It's the scary ones
Well then I can't support it
Man up! Help me plan murder!
Life isn't always about murder
MINE IS!
Now, I'm going to need you to get them into a secluded area for me
I can't they'll hurt me!
You'll be fine! You're a dead man, aren't you? We're built for this
You seem to forget that the people you plan to kill are very scary. Plus one is a Dead Man and the other is my wife
Do you know what they did to me?!
No
They took all my goddamn hats and replaced them with Santa hats! Ghastly, I hate Christmas!
Then don't wear the hats
BUT I NEED A HAT!
Either go without a hat or wear the Santa hat
I chose neither
Neither isn't even possible! What are you going to do? Eat the hat?
Maybe
Skulduggery do not eat the hat
I do what I want
Not in this house young man!
You're not my real dad!
How could you say something like that to me
IM GOING TO TELL MOM YOUR SECRET!
Don't you dare!
She needs to know!
Wait, I don't have a secret and I'm not your dad
SO YOU ADMIT IT
Skulduggery, Valkyrie + Tanith (they're in the same area hiding so combined)
~•MY BOLDING ISNT WORKING•~
Where the hell are you two?
No way we're telling you
Oh, so you're in the same room
No
Doesn't matter I'll find both of you
No, you won't
You sound like a child
Actually I sound like nothing because you can't hear me.
I hate you
Tanith called you a dumbass
More of a reason to kill you both
Hey! I didn't call you a dumbass, dumbass
You just did
No I didn't
I just heard Tanith laugh
{Val to Tanith: Shut the fuck up! He's like a ninja}
No you didn't
Then who just giggled
Fletcher
That might actually be true
Why do you want to kill us?
You did terrible things to my hat and face
You don't have a face
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Or do you have a face
I have a skull
I think you look purdy with your mustache
I think you're stupid
I think you're wrong
I don't think so
Tanith thinks you should suck her dick
You are disgusting
AN: Do you ever get in those moods where you only want to read fan fiction not write it? Well that's what mood I've been in. Anyway this was suggested. I tried. And for some reason the reviews for my last chapter made me really really happy. Thanks for that. I was having a crappy few days, but the reviews cheered me up.
I needed to do a Christmas one and Skyla suggested this. It's not that good but I must be a rebellious teenager.
Taniths crazy twin: The obvious answer for the ice cream cravings are to go rob a bank and then buy some. If that doesn't work, maybe they'll give you some in prison.
Apieceofpie: I plan to more of them being drunk. They take longer though.
Blossom the cat: I'm American and we don't have anything good apparently.
Skyla: HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HAD COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM ITS AMAZING!? You have homework. Go get some cookie dough ice cream. It's nonnegotiable. And I did the best I could with your idea.
Sebastian: you have to be in love with yourself it's one of the qualifications.
Aeyla: (ooh it autocorrected to Athena) I feel like Tanith, Dexter, and Saracen are the worst people to leave alone together.
Sykes Penchant: sometimes Beryl has a lapse of sanity and texts Valkyrie. Idk. And you thought wrong lol.
Berlin: The Valkyrie part actually makes me laugh and I don't usually laugh at the things I write. Oh, and I plan to write your thing. Even though Valkyrie's a Dead man.
~•Btw if I take forever to upload again you can private message me saying "hoe upload more" because chances are I totally forgot I needed to write anything.•~