{Valkyrie, Tanith}
Where are you right now?
London, why?
Damnit! I was hoping you'd be here.
Where's here?
In China's library. Skulduggery and I were looking for a journal of the ancients when I got lost.
Why don't you just have Skulduggery find you?
Because he'll laugh at me!
He laughs at you all the time, why is this different?
Shut up!
{Valkyrie, China}
Are you home?
Why?
Why can't anyone just answer my questions?
Did you get lost again?
No!
...Yes
I'm sorry Valkyrie, but I'm not home.
PLEASE CHINA DONT MAKE ME GET SKULDUGGERYS HELP! HE'LL MAKE FUN OF ME!
Shouldn't you be used to him mocking you?
I hate everything
{Valkyrie, Skulduggery}
I'm going to punch you if you laugh at me
You're lost again aren't you?
Yes, come find me
What if I don't want to?
Skulduggery, I'm not in the mood. Come get me.
I don't want to.
So your going to leave me in here forever?
Not forever, you'll die of dehydration in a few days.
Wow, thanks for that
You're welcome
AN: I'm so glad I have a sound uploading schedule. This takes place in between the first and second book. I wrote this while rereading book two because there's a paragraph where Valkyrie talks about getting lost in the library and I was inspired. I'm still going to do the requests.
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Blossom The cat: Yeah, well Walmart sucks so you still win.
Lil: All I got from that was that mustaches are amazing disguises. And now I really want to write a thing about Val and Skul using mustaches as disguises.
Taniths crazy twin: tell me how that works out from prison. I mean what
Guest: I'm totally doing that. I'm actually really excited to put that in my next never have I ever.
Guest #2(?): Skeletons need to text too you know
Berlin: Those TDOTL feels though. They give me life. I'm totally gonna check out her stories btw. I'm kinda curious what your meaniehead review would be like. I'd hope more words like meaniehead.