Katty owns nothing. (Danni, what are you doing?) You wouldn't let me help last time, so I am taking over. (Ugh, fine. You can't interrupt Danny if you do this though. I own nothing, btw.) Buuuuut. Fine. Now back to "Get the Math Book?" What a lame title. (Danni!) Okay, okay. Story time.

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Danni, stop. Tucker will be here any minute from nasty burger, and I at least want to get to lunch in my sto-. (Did I miss anything?) Just my last shred of dignity going out the window. (That happened the day you tried to ask Paulina out and ended up with your pants around your ankles.) That was not my fault and you know it, and do you still have food in your mouth. (Just get to the story. I want to tell you everything you missed while you were anxious about your dare.) I woke up and did not check my email. I forgot. I was in a rush, okay? Technious got out and used my computer to get into my e-di... my homework. Yeah, my homework. (That's not what you were going to say. It sounded like diary to me.) (Me too.) (Danni, what did I tell you about interrupting Danny?) (But Katty, I didn't interrupt Danny. I interrupted Tucker who interrupted Danny. I am in no way violating our deal.) (Did I just get out smarted by a 12 year old?) (Yes.) Yes. (Get back to the story. People do not come here to see an argument. Wait, we were also talking about Danny's diary.) No, we weren't. Anyway, Sam let me check my email on her phone. I remembered to log out. (This time.) (What is Tucker talking about?) Nothing. (Right...) (Stop turning your eyes green Danny.)

The dare was humiliating, (and brought to you by Cookieplzandthnx). I thought Tucker wrote it. (Back to the story.) We will talk about this later. I waited until announcements can on and dropped to the floor and laid there in the fetal position. I covered my ears and- ( He started screaming "The voices. They're back. Mommy, please make them stop. Mommy, PLEASE!" Hahahaha. It was so funny that I just had to record it with my PDA) Which I am deleting. (You will not touch my baby.) *BLAST* (Susan!) I didn't touch her, did I? (You monster! Come on baby breath, Breath!) ( I am not putting a funeral in here for Susan. You can deal with that later.) (You're a monster too!) (Tucker, go calm down. Danni, you can take his place until he and I finish the funeral for Susan. Would that be alright with you Tucker?) (Yes, but she needs to be buried somewhere special.) (Fine by me.)

(What did I miss? I was making a sandwich.) I ruined Tucker's PDA, so Katty and Tucker are having a funeral. You have to Cohost this with me. (Are we to the part where you get dared to steal Sam's bra from the girl's locker room yet like PhantasmicGhostWriter suggest?) You just ruined the rest of the story. It always ends the same way. Your parents think you are possessed and try experiments to see if you are. Tucker writes an email to you about the dare I already said, and you go to sleep and dream about Sam.) You are evil. Let's go get some burgers.

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We're back. Hello. Danny? Danni? (You do know that you are spelling her name wrong right?) If your girlfriend hadn't just died, I would make you shut up. They probably left. Anyway, good bye. (Katty, do you know why they all me TF?) Don't even Tucker!