Tanith, Ghastly
Ask me about my blisters
How are your blisters?
painful. thanks for asking
...so
what?
how did you get them?
Get what?
*deep sigh* the blisters
oh, those
well, Val found this old trampoline in her garage so we decided to put it together
How'd you get blisters from putting a trampoline together? It's not that hard
It's very hard, sir. And Val forgot to tell me that there was a tool that helps connect the springs to the poles/trampoline. so we did it by hand and pain happened.
omfg. Tanith, I thought you were supposed to be smart
I've never put a trampoline together before! How was I supposed to know!?
Didn't Valkyrie tell you about the tool?
No, she forgot about it
How do you forget about that?
Idk it was probably because she had a hole in her hand from one of the springs.
How did she do that?
She grabbed one of the springs wrong and it got stuck in her palm
You two never cease to amaze me
That's what we're here for
If it makes you feel any better, Fletcher fell off the trampoline and broke his wrist
How did he manage that?
After Val and I finished we didn't want to test it out ourselves for fear that we did it wrong so we called Fletcher and told him to jump on it. Turns out, two of the poles weren't hooked together right
You two need to stop using Fletcher as a guinea pig
He kinda looks like one though
While he may look like one. Fletcher is far too weak to be hurt all the time. Use Gracious next time
But we don't want Gracious to get hurt!
And you want Fletcher to?
Yes, it's funny
Tanith
Sorry, I was joking. We love Fletcher to death. His death
Tanith Low!
Omfg the full name now... I feel threatened
Be nice to Fletcher.
Fine, Mom. Wanna come jump on the trampoline?
...yes
AN: Based off a true story. I know I haven't updated this in forever and I feel really bad! I'm sorry please forgive me. I lost all motivation to write but I'll try to start updating again if you want. It's literally been half a year. I am a terrible person. Once again very sorry. Idek if I should reply to the comments. I'm going to just in case one of you comes back. :)
KaeterinaRomanov: I can still do this chapter if you want
Libertied Insanity: Val being lost is one of my favorite things. I imagine she gets lost a lot
Guest: Remember that time you told me to update soon and I betrayed you?
Blossom the cat: I use the go left method a lot actually
Berlin: I feel like you were on a sugar high when you wrote that review. But yeah I can totally do the mustached Skul and Val
Dirty Whore: I'm sorry I missed the intervention
Omfg there's so many reviews! thank you but Imma skip replying to the old ones and answer the newer ones
Berlin: I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
IsobelJones2000: Hey this is sort of soon right?