The Next Day….
Kyle
"Why am I doing this?" Kyle asked himself over and over as he got ready for Cartman's party. It was already dark outside, but the lights from the houses and the headlights of approaching cars illuminated the street.
"Hello Bebe. Wendy. Nice to see you Token." Cartman greeted his guests. "Well hello Kahl. I see that you decided to show up to my super awesome partah." Why did I even come? Kyle asked himself again.
"I'm only coming because my friends are here, Cartman." Kyle defended himself. He entered the house with Stan and Kenny. The girls were already there along with Butters and Craig's gang.
"I didn't think he was serious about the girls." Stan gasped. Kenny clapped his hands together and let out a quiet 'woo-hoo'.
"Where did Kenny go?" Kyle asked Stan. Their friend had disappeared, literally only moments after they had arrived. He looked around to find Kenny with a group of girls, flirting. Kyle and Stan sighed in unison before going after their perverted friend.
Sadie
Sadie smiled at Cartman as she pulled Rosa into the party. "Woah, look at how many people there are!" Sadie laughed.
"What? Don't leave me on my own!" Rosa looked around, biting her lip. Boy, she really needs to come out of her shell. Hopefully dragging her ass to a party will help.
"I'm gonna go meet everyone!" Sadie ran off towards Craig and his friends. Rosa tagged along quietly. "Hi!" Sadie smiled at a boy in a blue hat and his gang. She wiggled her fingers flirtatiously as she greeted them. Hm, these boys are kinda cute. Maybe Rosa could date one of them...Hm...
"Hi." The boy with the blue hat said with an expressionless tone. "I'm Craig, this is Tweek." Craig pointed at a twitchy boy with long, wild blonde hair.
"Nggh! Hiya!" Tweek tilted his head and closed one of his eyes.
"I'm Sadi-." She began.
"Clyde!" Clyde shoved his two friends out of the way and stood with one leg crossed over the other. He winked at her, a confident grin on his face. Sadie laughed and moved some of her hair behind her ear. Tweek dropped his coffee when Clyde did this, causing him to scream out profanities and unlikely situations that could happen as a result of the spilled coffee.
"Dammit Clyde." Craig sighed. "Tweek, shut up. We can get you more coffee."
"Heh, sorry." Clyde, still looking at Sadie, picked up the mug. He pressed it into Tweek's twitching fingers.
"Token, can you go with Tweek to get him more coffee?" Craig shook his head.
"Sure, c'mon Tweek." The dark-skinned boy named Token lead Tweek away into the Cartman's kitchen. Sadie smiled nervously.
"I'm sorr-" she began to say before was cut off.
"It's not your fault, it's Clyde's for being a confident douchebag." Craig muttered.
"He he. Whoops." Clyde grinned, a small blush on his face. He wandered off to check on Tweek and Token.
"Anyways, I'm Craig as I already mentioned. The twitchy one is Tweek. Token went to help him and of course, Clyde." Craig motioned to himself and the directions that his friends had gone, clearly bored.
"Well I'm Sadie and this is Rosa." She pointed towards Rosa, who was standing awkwardly behind Sadie.
"Hi…" Rosa looked up quietly with a small smile on her face. Tweek, who had returned with Token, checked a small black Samsung for the time.
"Dammit. Where is Jimmy?" Tweek twitched. "He's late! What if he's in trouble? Gah!" As soon as he said this, the doorbell rang. The large boy named Cartman answered it to reveal a boy on crutches and some goths.
"Oh, there he is. Jimmy! Over here!" Token called out to the boy on crutches. Jimmy hobbled over to the group.
"Hey g-g-guys. Who's this?" Jimmy studied Rosa and Sadie. Sadie noticed Rosa looking at the ground, shuffling her feet.
"I'm Sadie, this is Rosa. She's pretty shy, so don't be surprised if she doesn't say much." Sadie grinned at Jimmy. Rosa smiled.
"Hi." Rosa waved, avoiding eye-contact. Jimmy returned the wave. Suddenly, Cartman stood on a chair and clicked a fork against a glass to get everyone's attention. Sadie looked up, startled by the sound.
"Everyone," Cartman glanced across the room to make sure that they were listening. "Alright everybody, let's start this super awesome partay." His introduction was followed by a few 'Woo-hoos'.
"Where's the booze?" Michael asked, flipping his hair.
"We shall play Spin The Bottle to start!" Cartman got off the chair, ignoring the goth kids. He placed an empty wine bottle, that his mother recently drank, on the floor. When he got back everyone was in a circle except the goth kids, who were in the corner ignoring everyone.
"Fuck this. We came for binge drinking and to talk about our pain, not some lame-ass communist party. We're outta here." The Goth Kids left the house.
"Fuck you guys! We didn't want to hear about your gay pain stories anyways!" Cartman shouted after them. He turned back to the crowd of guests. "Ok, rules. You can't chicken out. Guy on guy, girl on girl, doesn't matter. You've still gotta do it! Don't be a bunch of pussies! Well, well. I think that's it. Game on." Cartman sat himself beside Kenny and Wendy, Wendy glared at him but didn't say anything. Rosa quickly found a seat beside Sadie and Craig.
"Ok, who goes first?" Clyde asked, taking a seat beside Craig.
"Dude, everyone has to spin so it doesn't matter. Duh" Cartman explained to Clyde.
"I'll go first!" Sadie offered happily. Hopefully I get one of the good-lookin' boys. She grinned, eyeing each of the boys. Rosa clearly didn't want to go or be chosen. Everyone watched in anticipation as the bottle span around, over and over again. Eventually it slowed down and nearly landed on Clyde, who grinned only to find that it instead landed on the blonde boy called Butters.
"Aww hamburgers..." Butters bumped his knuckles together.
"Is there an issue?" Sadie said, suddenly self-conscious.
"Well, its uh my girl Lexas, she'll be awfully mad at me." Butters looked around nervously.
"Then why the fuck are you playing Butters? Jeez. That whore isn't even your girlfriend." Cartman shook his head.
"Course she is! Well, uh.. alright I guess." Sadie closed in on Butters and kissed him for a solid ten seconds before letting go. Butters blushed, exhaling. "Whew-whee. He he."
"Heh heh, my turn." Clyde chuckled, quite confident. The bottle landed on Milly, who nervously went to Clyde and pecked him on the lips. "Oh yeah." He grinned.
"Oh jeez." Craig spun the bottle and to his dread it landed on Token. "Fuck that!"
"No way guys!" Token said, both horrified and embarrassed.
"Rules are rules assholes!" Cartman reminded them and he shoved them together. They briefly touched lips then immediately pulled away from each other. Craig dramatically scraped at his tongue while Token stared at the floor. Sadie hoped that she wouldn't end up getting Rosa. Rosa was too shy and awkward to handle that kind of pressure.
"Ha! Fags!" Cartman snickered before giving the bottle to Jimmy. Jimmy smiled as it span. It landed on Heidi.
"Wow I'm- Wow I'm- I'm- I'm getting- Wow I'm getting all the- Wow I'm getting- I'm getting all the- Wo- Wow I'm getting all the babes." After their kiss, it was Timmy's turn. He spun the bottle and got Esther.
"Timmeh.." He puffed out his chest, grinning. Craig made some comment about how unfair it was that Timmy got someone better than he did. Rosa crossed her fingers every time the bottle came near her, Sadie noticed. Butters sighed when his turn came around.
"Uh oh, not this again." The bottle landed on Annie, who kissed him briefly then sat down again. Kyle spun the bottle, which landed on Sadie. She skipped over to him and kissed him, winking afterwards. Kyle quickly pumped his fist down, relieved to get a decent match.
"Yess!" Kyle muttered under his breath. Stan then spun the bottle, which landed on Kyle.
"Oh, fuck! Dude..No!" Stan screamed. He pushed the bottle so it landed on Wendy instead. Cartman cackled evilly.
"I always knew you two were gay. Ha ha ha! KISS FAGGOTS!" Cartman clapped his hands together, laughing hysterically. Cartman waited for the two to perform their duties, but they didn't. He put his phone down, which had been poised to take a photo. "Do I need to push you together? Reewwwlllss aree reeewllls, Keahl." Stan and Kyle both sighed and touched lips for a millisecond before spitting on the ground beside them. Wow, this guy is an asshole. Sadie thought, staring at Cartman. Gotta admit, he is kinda funny though. She watched as Kenny eagerly spun the bottle. It landed on Red which made Kenny jump up happily. Red kissed him quickly and Kenny sighed at the lack of action.
"Heh heh heh, you have herpes now." Cartman snickered, pointing at Red. She glared at him. Cartman ignored the glare and span the bottle which landed on himself. "Wow, okay. I'll just kiss myself." Eric smiled, planting a kiss on his fat fingers.
"No, Fatass, you have to spin again." Kyle argued. Damn right you have to spin again, asshole. Sadie chuckled.
"Yeah, Cartman. That's cheating!" Bebe agreed.
"Fine." Cartman whipped the bottle around again and like last time, it just landed on himself. "Goddammit!" He spat. After the third spin, it landed on Lola.
"Eww! Noooo!" Lola shrieked. Suck it up, Princess. Sadie rolled her eyes, Prissy bitches these days... Cartman kissed her quickly. She screamed and ran to her friends, who comforted her. Cartman swore and passed the bottle to Wendy, wiping his lips with his red sleeves. She crossed her fingers and spun the bottle. To her disappointment, the bottle pointed directly at Clyde Donovan. Sadie snickered as Wendy's face froze in horror. Stan's eyes narrowed. She didn't really know much about these people but she assumed Stan and Wendy were either dating or he liked her. Either way, this wasn't going to end well.
"Awesome." Clyde said in his nasally voice. He pressed himself against her. Wendy kissed him lightly. But when she tried to pull back, he held her there. She noticed Clyde trying to stick his tongue in Wendy's mouth. Sadie gagged as she watched the borderline sexual assault. Clyde finally stopped and Wendy squealed unhappily.
"Eww! Clyde, gross!" Wendy shrieked.
"Fuck you, Clyde! That's my girlfriend you asshole!" Stan raced across the diameter of the circle and punched Clyde straight in the mouth. Blood dripped from Clyde's lips. Rosa gasped beside Sadie. Sadie knew Rosa hated violence. These kids were very different from the kids at their old school. Things escalated quickly and the two boys were in a full blown brawl.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Kenny cheered in his signature muffled tone. Cartman recorded the fight on his phone. He captured all of the foul language and fist collisions on his phone.
"Enough guys!" Kyle pinned Stan to the ground. Craig did the same with Clyde. Bebe's spin decided she had to kiss a beat-up Stan Marsh. Annie got Timmy, Lola kissed Craig, Nichole's spin chose Heidi and then Milly's bottle pointed at Bebe. Kenny watched excitedly when the two girls kissed.
"Woo hoo!" Kenny squeaked. Red had to kiss Jimmy. Heidi got Token which made Cartman make a remark about Heidi and her bi-racial affairs.
"Token and Nichole in one day. Jeez Heidi. Token and Nichole belong together and you can't do anything about it." Eric taunted. Tweek's breathing quickened when his turn came around. He attempted to stall.
"Woo, won't you look at the time? How about we do something else? Gah! C'mon let's do something else. Can I skip my turn? Ngh! Pass!" He twitched. Tweek closed his eyes then spun the bottle, after Cartman refused to let him pass. If this kid was so uncomfortable with the no-pass rule, he should've gone home ages ago. What a pussy, it's one damn kiss, Sadie snickered quietly. Tweek opened his eyes to see that he got Nichole, Token's girlfriend.
"It's not that bad. At least you don't have to kiss Kenny or Kahl." Cartman snorted. Tweek's eyes popped from his head when he looked at Token.
"Ngggh! No way man! Token's gonna rip my head off and throw it in the ocean! That is WAY too much pressure!" Tweek jumped up and sprinted towards the bathroom, where he locked himself inside.
"Wow! What a fucking spaz!" Cartman laughed. It was now Rosa's turn. Her best-friend looked up at her, anxiety flashing in her oceanic coloured eyes. Sadie looked at her reassuringly. Sadie watched Rosa hesitantly spin the empty wine bottle. It slowed down from Cartman to Kenny to Stan. It finally halted, pointing the opening at Kyle Broflovski. Rosa relaxed a little, but her shoulders remained tense. Kyle and Rosa kissed quickly, returning to their places after.
"See, it's not that bad?" Sadie whispered to Rosa, grinning at her blushing friend. Rosa smiled, relaxing her formerly tense shoulders.
"Well then..That's everyone. Okay you guys. Another game." Cartman announced.
"What game?" Sadie questioned. Hopefully it's a little more action-packed than 'Spin the Bottle'. Sadie arched her brow, staring at Cartman.
"Truth or Dare." He picked up a bucket of chicken, clutching it to his man-titties. "Again, no chickening out and speaking of chicken, DON'T TOUCH MA CHICKEN KENNY!" Cartman glared at Kenny, who was reaching towards the bucket. Shit, I kinda wanted some of that, Sadie drank in the sight of greasy bucket in Cartman's hands.
